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feeling funky, just might do a second masters degree and switch careers (again) ahahaha
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have any of you ever had your iphone battery replaced by apple?
my phone battery health is "severely degraded" but idk if it's worth the $70 to get it replaced. although today my phone battery hit 25% (after charging all night) before noon, so i would definitely say it could use a new battery.
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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me
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The nerve!!
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if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can
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When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes
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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"
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please look at my favorite comment that has ever been posted on the internet
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finished this yoga mat holder today woo woo
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bro tell me why I got my spinal X-ray report back and one of the “findings” was fucking constipation??????? like that’s not what you were looking for, mind your fucking business okay???? i had to come directly from work I hadn’t had time to poop yet?????? give me a break….
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'how would other people describe you' why would i know this
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hello !! top five icecream flavors
hiiiiii :)
1. cookies and cream
2. Ben and Jerry’s half baked
3. this one like chocolate walnut fudge flavor at a local ice cream shop in my hometown
4. chocolate peanut butter
5. cookie dough
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