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Paint the sky

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Not me MISSING THIS for 20 years I am so sorry wow thanks for the tag @military-bluebells I feel so cool <3 It’s such an unnatural feeling. I also feel like this list says a lot about who I am as a person which is that I am the most. 

Ray Person - Generation Kill (because me the fuck too, he’s gotta be top dog)

Chidi Anagonye - The Good Place

Joel Hammond - Santa Clarita Diet

Clare Devlin - Derry Girls

Alexis Rose - Schitt’s Creek

Richie Tozier - IT

Tommy Shelby - Peaky Blinders

Schmidt ( with close runners up Nick Miller and Winston Bishop) - New Girl

Roy Kent - Ted Lasso

Randall Carpio - The Order

Tags: @ancamna0 @momecat @beinfinite

10 fandoms; 10 tags; 10 characters tag game 

Thank you for the tag @truesblue! It was hard to shorten my list to just 10 but I got there eventually XD

Ray Person - Generation Kill 

Wolfgang Bogdanow - Sense8

Detective Miller - The Expanse 

Zuko - Avatar the Last Airbender 

Grantaire - Les Misérables 

Evan Buckley - 9-1-1

Constance Bonacieux - The Musketeers (BBC)

Alan Tracy - Thunderbirds 

Raleigh Becket - Pacific Rim

Alexandr Kallus - Star Wars Rebels 

Tags (if you want to!): @ableedingpen, @jenkil, @im-sure-i-shot-people, @pashalalee, @oscartwofoxtrot, @panevanbuckley

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I have something else to talk about does anyone ever think about the time Ray got up to ask his LT a quick, painless question about JL and before he could even get it out, Nate interrupted him and turned to his whole team and used Ray as an example of how he doesn’t know a SINGLE THING, my guys, he knows what is passed down to him, which at the moment is literal jack and shit, unless you count the wearing of the beanies, but never fear team you ARE doing the R I G H T T H I N G and you should all be proud for what you’re doing and Nate was just on his little Moto Soapbox addressing his punks while Ray stood patiently to the side with some big ol’ bloodhound eyes ready to tell his proud lil LT that he was asking SPECIFICALLY about J LO, which Nate would have known if he hadn’t gone all middle school teacher on them, because the moment Nate cut him off Ray’s head reared back just a bit and you could see the ‘oh this bitch did NOT’ expression desperately trying to escape, and then Nate had to take a full seven seconds, A FULL SEVEN SECONDS, to reevaluate his choices up until then: for instance, why didn’t I let Ray finish, that would have been far less embarrassing, and also, IS J LO DEAD, would I know, how would I know, what should I do what if she IS dead and I just don’t know about it yet, and also, fuck you Ray you’re such a brat don’t you stand there looking all innocent when you have set me up for a tactical J Lo hazing I see what you’re doing you’re never this respectful are you mad I cut you off in my defense you never shut up and meanwhile Ray is just like okay but is J Lo dead Nate could you just tell me if J Lo is dead I need to know this because people come to me for this kind of information you know I am a fountain of knowledge in this platoon you can deliver your moto speech at a less critical moment this is REAL, sir, this is about JENNIFER LOPEZ, is Jenny from the block OKAY, NATE, and then Nate decides to respond in the most official way possible while maintaining eye contact to inform Ray that no, J Lo was not a part of his official sitrep, and then they both make the turtle face at each other before Nate goes on his way and this is a critical, critical moment because now I need both a gif set of Ray’s tiny little head nod back and also the accepted HC that now every time Ray sees Nate he asks for J Lo’s status and Nate has to come up increasingly weirder sitreps for J Lo to appease their best RTO and eventually just starts doing it to get a laugh from Ray and no this is not a NateRay origin story I don’t know what you’re talking about good bye enjoy some shitty screenshots I took from my phone that are GIANT and BAD because HBOMax blocked my screenshots.

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actual footage from 2-1 Alpha

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William Jackson Harper | Bustle | Doug Segars | November 2021

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Generation Kill Episodes ✵ Movie Posters

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#ray being a great motivational speaker

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WHO’S WINNIN’

Yes, I know no one asked for this. No, I do not take criticism.

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roy kent + my favorite quotes from season 2 Ted Lasso (2020-)

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Me: wow I have tons of great, beautiful prompts in my inbox and some fun fics to update! Let’s get to work! 

My brain: Okay, but do you remember how in Episode 5, on the way to the      ✨ ✨B R I D G E M I S S I O N ✨✨ Brad told Reporter that he should probably stay back, as the Team Leader, making a Team Leader™ decision, and Reporter, in his AUDACITY, in his BREECH OF PROPER PROTOCOL, instead looked to Ray and waited for his diligent approval like a kid who knows who wears the real pants in the family, and only agreed when Ray sagely nodded from the driver’s seat. Brad didn’t blink or miss a beat, and some may believe this is due to focus and stress from the impending mission but really it’s because he gets it because he, too, requires Ray’s expressed approval for many things. 

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Reed Richards, the man who holds both “the smartest man alive” and “certified dumbass” titles simultaneously.

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hello dear pals, i have a weird desire. please indulge me. 

send me ‘ray + [any gk character] + [random place]’ in my inbox and I shall give you a wee snippet of writing, improv-style. if you feel so inspired, of course <3 

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Do you know what else I need to talk about?

Y’all remember in episode 4 when they started busting through those poor peoples’ homes and they came across a locked shed, so team Ray Brad Trombley took the job, dutiful as they are, and Ray in all his tiny glory stood behind them like a cat ready to pounce because god he’s been driving 5-ever and he would like to be a real MARINE thank you he wants to DO all the things so now here’s his chance, and they bust in, and it’s just a wee shed with drugs and guns, and while Brad checks out the guns Ray gets his gremlin fingers on a package and sniffs it like he’s some sort of drug savant able to identify The Good Shit from his bloodhound nose and extensive underground training, and then sniffs the weed like he can identify the strain, ah yes, wow, impressive, this is a rare yet potent brand the professionals call Mimosa, and Brad tells them to leave and Ray says “what about the stash?” in the most innocent voice ever, and Brad says uhhhh what the fuck about it Ray, we’re not here to destroy their way of life, so Ray slips a sad doe eye look to Trombley and WAITS FOR HIM TO LEAVE because surely, SURELY Brad will reconsider allowing him to abscond with this primo find now that it’s just them, and they are obviously married, and Brad clearly lets him have whatever he wants and it’s not like it’s COUNTRY music Brad, come on, but then Brad says no, again, and Ray, a small child pretending to be a 22 year old man, huffs like his mother told him he couldn’t have a packet of M&Ms at the grocery store and STOMPS out of the shed, STOMPS, thus solidifying the fact that he is Brad’s Tinkerbell and will simply DIE if he does not get A) attention and B) everything else he wants. 

This is just funnier due to the cut dialogue that establishes the fact that Ray doesn’t even do drugs, he just acts like he does, because according to Brad he was on the debate team and people on the debate team don’t do drugs or get laid. And Brad, as we know, is just always correct, because he is Better Than You. 

Have some sloppy screen grabs to take you on a journey. 

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patterson is underrated

Patterson?

Captain Bryan Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I'm gonna be fashion-forward af in this war with my checkered scarf and expensive oakleys" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I'm just gonna munch on these skittles while we get shot at don't mind me tasting the rainbow focuses my mind" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Did this motherfucker just ask me about shaving?" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Interrogative, did you hit any non-specific armor?" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "We didn't hit anything but we didn't kill anything, good job boys" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I'm worried about civilian casualties" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I did not just walk into an Encino Man Circle Jerk Please tell me this isn't happening" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I do believe George Washington ran off with my Oakleys" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Am I the only one doing my job?" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "SERGEANT, WHAT THE FUCK" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Keep that shit off our nets" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "I sure do wish I still had skittles cause these little bitches are TESTING ME" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Tell those motherfuckers we are not doing that mission because it is dumb and they are stupid and should feel bad" Patterson?

Captain Bryan "Lord give me strength...to punch this muscled manbaby's face into a puckered anus" Patterson?

...yeah, I guess he's okay.

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There's this post which is a gem and cracked me up so much last night I had to gif it.