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they really do look like andrew and allison… man…

equius and nepeta if they were in a stereotypical eighties high school movie, or something. plus a standalone nepeta.

probably like 1987? i just kind of drew them this time, sorry if they’re sorta off.

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equius and nepeta if they were in a stereotypical eighties high school movie, or something. plus a standalone nepeta.

probably like 1987? i just kind of drew them this time, sorry if they’re sorta off.

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this was my first post on this website. it’s still one of my all-time favorites.

hello tumblr. here is a picture i drew that i really like. i think i especially like aradia’s design; might draw her more in the future.

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kris deltarunes… this isn’t my favorite thing ever but i still think it looks cool. it’s vaguely weird-route themed, i guess.

okay mister 2018 edgy undertale fanart… (speaking to myself)

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it’s a direct reference to this scene from the movie:

stupid heatherstuck doodles again.

my favorite characters are heather and ram and kurt.

i don’t know why i didn’t just draw the normal characters from the movie. i did in the last doodle, but the rest are all heatherstuck. sorry.

reiterating that these are separate characters from those in my normal humanstuck au. that’s why they look different.

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this was the concept art for this scene (see below) in s33k the highb100d.

i just thought it’d be kind of funny to share, and to fill the gap in between updates. i’m sorry it’s taking so long, i just need these last few parts to be 100% perfect…

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okay guys. here’s a little humanstuck writing i did today accompanied by a sketch because it feels weird posting with no art:

     That kid never sits with anybody, Naipunya’s thinking. What’s his deal? 

     She’s carrying her big plastic lunch tray out of the kitchen, which bears today’s lunch, spaghetti and meatballs. Soggy and crumbly and they never taste good. There’s a carton of 2% skim milk on the side, and some baby carrots, similarly soggy and tasteless. They’re stale, too, and dry. How can something be dry and soggy at the same time? They’re making everyone take a vegetable with their lunch, for nutrition. Nobody eats it though, so it’s a waste of food. It’s such a waste of food, so why do they do that? Naipunya doesn’t understand it. 

     She stands in the cafeteria noise outside the kitchen with her tray, pondering this dilemma, and thinking about where to sit today. She’s still watching that kid. His hair is straight and brown and long. He kind of looks like a girl if you look at him from the back, she thinks. That kid never gets the school lunch. He brings a big metal lunchbox instead. He’s sitting at his usual table today. Nobody else is sitting there. He doesn’t talk to anyone. 

     He’s unpacking his lunch, presently focused solely on the big box. First he unfolds a big white napkin, which had neatly enveloped a round white plate. The napkin is placed, slightly crumpled and askew, and the plate goes on top. With the boy having cleared the plate, the rest of the lunchbox’s contents below are now freed. From where Naipunya’s standing, it’s hard to see exactly what else is inside. 

     She’s deciding now whether or not she’s going to sit with him today. She doesn’t particularly have anywhere else to be, but maybe he’s alone for a reason. Maybe he’s mean. But maybe no one sits with him because he doesn’t have any friends. Naipunya decides she’ll move closer to his table to get a better look. 

     He’s pulling out a sizable glass bottle of milk now, which had lain aside two other wrapped things. His posture straightens slightly as he handles it, and he eagerly uncaps the bottle in anticipation. He grips the bottle with both hands and, raising it to his mouth, drinks it down voraciously. She watches him drink for several seconds, swallowing each gulp with increasing intensity. Finally, he slams the glass back down, having drunk almost the whole bottle in one long swig. The glass makes a loud CLUNK against the cafeteria table. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, not bothering to recap the bottle. 

     Closer, she can see him clearer now. His dark hair contrasts sharply with his pale face. Besides the hair that falls down his back about his shoulderblades, choppy bangs cover the sides of his forehead. The sides, but not the middle, because he’s got a cowlick on the top of his head which pushes them away like some sort of curtain. Now he’s taking the bigger of the two wrapped things out of his box, a sandwich with lettuce, and putting it on his plate. His hair makes him look like a horse. 

     “Your hair makes you look like a horse.” she tells him, standing over his table now.

     The horse boy startles slightly at the sound —evidently he hadn’t noticed her approach in all the room’s noise—  but regains his composure quickly, turning to look in her direction. His eyes are blueish grey. His face has brightened a bit; his previous seriousness now replaced with something almost like a smile. 

     “Yes,” he says, pausing before he continues, “Thank you.” 

     Naipunya beams. 

i haven’t really done any creative writing like this in about six years, i think. i’m kind of nervous sharing it because of that. please don’t be super mean in the comments.

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do you guys like writing. would you be interested in seeing writing from me

update: writing here

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a few notes:

aradia’s dress, besides the main red, also has blue and yellow, which are nods to sollux and equius’s roles in her character arc

tavros is a mid-century cowboy for obvious reasons, but also i think the hat brim sort of gives him back his silhouette with the original horns

sollux’s sleeves are meant to resemble bee stripes (and his t-shirt has a fancy little tf2 logo, which besides the obvious red/blue motif, is also a game i think he would like in his era)

karkat’s a lazy 20’s gen z teenager, because i think the “purposely looking like you don’t care” vibe fits him

nepeta’s bandana was meant to resemble cat ears

kanaya’s dress sort of reminded me of a moth, which sort of reminds me of her lusus

terezi’s outfit is just kind of cool, and i think it fits her. i don’t have a huge justification for hers but i didn’t want to say nothing at all for her

vriska’s outfit is heavily based off of the last outfit heather duke wears in the movie (and they are both “megabitches”)

equius has a mullet because it’s funny. he’s also an 80’s gym dude because nowadays the look is kinda gay and he’s kinda gay

gamzee’s got the riddlebox icp shirt because it’s got the purple and green (sopor slime), and because i think he would like it

eridan’s suit has pinstripes like his original pants

feferi’s got those feathered (?) sleeves and tiered skirt because they’re supposed to somewhat resemble fish fins. her shirt just says “dream”, which i chose because it seemed like something that would be on a shirt, and because she’s the one responsible for the dream bubbles

happy 612! in honor of the occasion, i managed to finally finish a homestuck lineup…

it’s my humanstuck, but i put them each into different distinct eras/niches of semi-recent american history. i felt like it. they're all 16/17 here, as they are usually.

i took most of their outfits straight out of media from each respective era (tweaking a few colors here and there), so i hope they’re accurate enough. let me know if they are, and whether or not you can tell what everyone’s supposed to be.

this was really fun, and i do really want to do the humans next. i’ve already given most of them their assignments, so it’s just a matter of drawing and coloring them…

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yeah!! :D good to see it’s finished; i know how it is working on something for a long time…

"equal ground" a blu engiespy comic

CWs: graphic descriptions (not illustrations!) of violence/torture, illustrations of blood, bruises, fresh stitches. for the first one, please refer to this clip from poker night at the inventory if you need a preview.

thank you for reading

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thanks for all the advice on this one, i appreciate it a lot.

I just assume ur like 23

i am eighteen… it’s scary

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i don’t know why the formatting is messed up on this one. it’s supposed to have two images per row, not one. when i go to edit the post, everything looks as it should, but once i save and leave, it’s different.

is it messed up for you all too or is it just a me thing?

i made ezequiel in the sims!! what traits should i give him? (i also have custom traits :3333)

oh man, i made my humanstuck cast in the sims 4 a while ago too. i think i gave him the “hot-headed” trait (or some custom variant of it), and either “practical”, “snob,” or “socially awkward” traits? the latter comes with the high school expansion, i think.

for main aspiration, i did “bodybuilder,” then once i’d had enough of that, i switched it to “horseriding” (comes with horse ranch).

i don’t have many screenshots of them, but i did manage to find a few:

more screenshots below that are unrelated but that i also think are funny:

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i made ezequiel in the sims!! what traits should i give him? (i also have custom traits :3333)

oh man, i made my humanstuck cast in the sims 4 a while ago too. i think i gave him the “hot-headed” trait (or some custom variant of it), and either “practical”, “snob,” or “socially awkward” traits? the latter comes with the high school expansion, i think.

for main aspiration, i did “bodybuilder,” then once i’d had enough of that, i switched it to “horseriding” (comes with horse ranch).

i don’t have many screenshots of them, but i did manage to find a few:

more screenshots below that are unrelated but that i also think are funny:

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realistic jade harley. this is what i think she’d look like.

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humanstuck doodles.

colorless below, since i like them too:

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I just assume ur like 23

i am eighteen… it’s scary

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rained on and he forgot his sunglasses and now it’s too bright