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your fictional anime husband will never love you for he is only images
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Facts about capybaras, blessed or cursed. I'm betting nothing is cursed about them.
when two male capybaras have a dominance tussle, they rear up and try to shove each other over, sometimes while biting each other on the lips!
it might look like a cuddle and a smooch, but it’s actually a test of wills.
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being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry
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Don't do drugs, smuggle turtleducks instead
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hanzo’s in rehab. the wedding’s off. i dont know if it will ever be back on. he’s not the man i asked to marry me. its the crack i think
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i was tagged by @finalbossbutch in a selfie game! i was out in the garden with my dog so i included him too :)
i tag @lesbian-moon @pastagay @bowserssexyfeet and any other muts who wanna do this! 💕🥺
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я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.
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Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself
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