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(rises from the grave after 4 years) hiiiii

idk who actually is still around and cares that aren’t my close friends, but i’m back on tumblr ig. i made a new blog to have like a fresh start, bc the person i am now is so wildly different than the person i was 4 years ago

so, to update: my name is willow, i’m going to school for horticulture, and i have a dog named peaches. if u want to follow me over to my new blog, it’s @hewowiwo​ . if not, that’s cool. i’ll leave u now w a picture of peaches

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i want to dream

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Hozier be like: life is about DIRT, life is about RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, life is about BOG BODIES, and above all, life is about getting RAILED so hard your soul exits your body

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caduceus Loves nature but has NO idea WHAT the fuck is going on at any time and knows NO facts about ANY THING and i think that’s just great. taliesin said dumb bitch rights

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A rat could kill you with it’s powerful magics but they won’t

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when u accidentally meet eyes with a random girl in a crowded place and she smiles at u > every romantic gesture a man has made and will make, ever

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adam: i cant do the dishes tonight the cards told me you and opal were doing them. you want to go against fate? you want to defy the everturning slinky of time???

ronan: you know people like me used to burn people like you at the stake

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Top Ten Shanties and Sea Songs That Perfectly Embody The Line Between Homosocial and Homoerotic in Naval History

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ladies, at which side of the womanhood spectrum are you today: unhinged or tender?

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Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??

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me in 5 years coming out of the garden store ready to furnish me and my wife’s home with an unmanageable amount of ferns

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Personally I’m a tender cowboy

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full offense but steven universe has been nothing but a positive force in my life and im glad it exists

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just because things could’ve been different it doesn’t mean they’d be better

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people need to start tying little bows of ribbon around their kitty cats necks like they did in the olden days as soon as possible or i’m gonna lose it