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Well he thinks, therefore he am

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

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i had a vision.

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yeah.

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Almost forgot! Happy National Coffeecake/Beaver day to those who celebrate.

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Nice.

*Wakes up*

*Sees an overwhelming amount of Asexual posts*

...Welp. I guess Denmark finally lost.

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Why do slutty men wear ties if not to be pulled around by them??

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God's most perfect creation

Where did we go wrong?

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It has been established that Yoda's species has an incredibly long lifespan, and age very slowly, both physically and mentally, as Grogu is roughly 50 and still acts and looks like a toddler.

Bear with me, now. that would make Grogu, and other young Yodas very vulnerable for quite a period of time. Grogu would make quite the tasty morsel for say a Golden Eagle.

Now, take Humans, for example, when they're born they are soft, squishy, can't do shit, gotta feed them, and whatever. But Yoda's species is almost certainly reptilian, Grogu's parents laid some slimy eggs some place and left. Yoda's are sort of frog-like, but I, for some reason, don't picture them laying frogspawn, it's far too vulnerable.

Instead, I suggest, they lay their eggs like sea turtles, and, once a year, hundreds of Yodas crawl out of the sand and rush towards the water. Perhaps such an event where Intergalactic Geographic films it for their nature documentaries.

In Conclusion, the Star Wars universe probably has those nature documentaries where they have a 10 minute segment of baby Yodas being devoured by seabirds and crabs. Which may also explain why there's so few of them.