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Oh my god he did it, he became a post apocalyptic Google. All these posts "haha wow the statements are relevant to the conversation jon Chester you're so silly" NO HES RESPONDING TO THEIR SEARCH TERMS OH MY GOD

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Jmart but ACNH villagers!! :D

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God, could you imagine if more of Gertrude’s assistants lived and worked together?

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who's this asshole

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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No one:

Me: More monsterfucker Martin? Okay

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God, could you imagine if more of Gertrude’s assistants lived and worked together?

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Bet y'all didn't see that one coming, huh?

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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rough jontim animatic as a little treat

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Let's gooooooooo.

(You can read it as goo if you like. I'm not going to stop you. We all know a (goo)d horror podcast has goo aplenty.)

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Most harrowing 15 minutes of my life

Watching the Points of Articulation discord channel freak out and the poll waffle between “tell the truth” and a fucking TIE right before the poll ended. Literally down the the final seconds. Jfc (I love you all thank you for reading and voting, that was a blast 💖🌲).

Still cannot believe it ended in a tie in the LAST TEN SECONDS. Good lord.

Well, I guess y’all will find out what happens to Henry when the poll ties, hm? 👀

(If you 🫵🏻 would like to weigh in on future polls, come join Points of Articulation. It’s free to read and free to vote, and then you too can control what happens to our boy Henry.)

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Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.

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TMAGP 11 - Love the part where we hear the exact moment where Jonny Sims gets possessed by the spirit of a late 1800s salty sea dog for one paragraph. It must have taken a lot of coordination to get the timing just right. I hope the exorcism wasn't rough. They really put in the extra effort for us down at The Rusty Quill.

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Today's Seals Are: Atmospheric

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In which Martin takes advantage of Jon's lack of legs to bully him into self care

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Also yeah very cool and all, but

WHERE

THE FUCK

IS COLIN