#germanposting

[levil0vesyou]

(Hier gefunden)

[girltwinkskye]

The eternal struggle of wanting to use gender neutral pronouns but also being german

[deutsche-bahn]

Weil ich einfach nichts besseres zu tun habe, hier das offizielle “Welches Weihnachtsgebäck bist du?” Quiz.

[necraromancy]

hab letztens mit meinen Eltern die Sendung mit der Maus geschaut und glaube honestly Käpt'n Blaubär wäre ein super trans ally.

"Joa, ich hab kein Problem mit'm gendern, 'Landratten' schließt ja alle mit ein."

[holyscream]

Tumblr, Coldmirror, Bots und schlechte maschinelle Übersetzungen – ein Homerun, was meine Interessen angeht!

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

Ok, but why did Gargamel's german voice actor go so god damn hard for "Tears of a smurf"???

[Video ID: Gargamel and the smurfs meet at opposite ends of a river. Papa Smurf, Brainy, Smurfette, Hefty, and Clumsy are looking for Jokey and Grouchy. Gargamel is looking for his cat Azrael, holding a fish bone. Once the two spot each other, they start arguing, with Gargamel stepping further and further into the river, despite Papa Smurf's threats. He proceeds to fall into the water, as the clip ends. End ID]

This is definitely my favourite episode, and I wish people talked about it more :)

Translation/English Version* under cut, for who wants it

Smurfs: "Jokey! Grouchey!"

Gargamel: "Azrael!"

Papa Smurf: "Gargamel!"

Gargamel: "Papa Smurf! What have you done with my cat, you disgusting, blue garden gnome?"

Papa Smurf: "What have you done with my two smurfs, Gargamel?"

Gargamel: "What two smurfs?"

Papa Smurf: "You know exactly what two smurfs!"

Gargamel: "If I had smurfs, I'd eat them."

Papa Smurf: "That would be your last meal, Gargamel!"

Hefty: "You tell him Papa Smurf! Show him! I'm right behind you!"

Gargamel: "If you don't tell me what you've done with my cat right now, you'll all be devoured!"

Papa Smurf: "One more step Gargamel, and I promise, you'll regret it!"

Gargamel: "Don't make me laugh, you pathetic, little runt!"

Papa Smurf: "Ready to attack?"

Smurfs: "Yes, Papa Smurf."

Papa Smurf: "This is your last warning, Gargamel! Don't you dare come any closer!"

Gargamel: "I'll only ask one more time, Papa Smurf: Where is my cat?"

[cathartidae]

no little german boy!! don't make me make you a pk while we're sat next to someone we don't trust!! what if they see!!

oh mein gott die discordenhaven ist voll of misstrauen!

[fresh-bed-old-sheets]

No little german boy!! Don't fall into Keko's inbox!!

Oh mein Gott!

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There's a little german boy in my askbox...

Let's fish him out 🕳🎣

Oh no i don't think he's coming out

Let's try something different...

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Hmm what's this

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Oh it's bread! Let's eat it while it's fresh

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Aha! Here he is 🧍‍♂️

Take our little german boy back before something happens to him again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

its Karneval, official holiday of freeze your ass off cause its febuary and your costume has short sleeves

[birdisms]

Hilf im Kampf gegen den Völkermord in Palästina und unterstütze Aktionen und Gruppen in deiner Nähe:

http://palaestina-solidaritaet.de/

Solltet ihr selbst von öffentlichen Aktionen wissen, die hier nicht gelistet sind, gebt diese an die Seitenbetreiber weiter!

From the river to the sea, palestine will be free!

[slowlydecomposingcorpse]

Als jemand, dessen Haubtsprache Deutsch ist, muss ich schon zugeben, dass die deutsche Grammatik ziemlich verwirrend sein kann

[emlos]

wake up honey Gesellschaftergeschäftsführerdarlehen just dropped

[sandinmybed]

walking to class thoughts: learning italian in a class taught fully in German is probably the coolest thing I've ever done

[holyscream]

Es ist Speak Your Language Day; ich hab nur leider gar nichts zu sagen.

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

There are many things I can and do complain about when it comes to german class, but honestly? It taught me about some Banger poems