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the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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Can you take my white ass to target

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im in so much physical pain i might died

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haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

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june chibis ^_^

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who else did this

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i have an opposite of bullying technique every artfight where i sniff out ppl who are like 13 and i mass compliment their stuff w a drawing. everyone should do this. get your friends to do it, like a biker gang

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fucking sucks when a stupidly overused song actually DOES represent your fav well now its like ah fuck do i admit that and lose all of my credibility forever

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Trans Pride ⚧

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I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”

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sleepiest girl in the whole universe

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silly wizard funny gang. we love smiling big

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Girl? dog? who knows