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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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Be gone , T H O T

Og here, reverse image searches to find the artists but couldn't find anything ? (If you know comment it so I can properly credit them)

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had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"

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My AO3 card deck arrived! I'll be having fun using it as I write fanfics. ♥️♠️♦️♣️

Thank you,‬ @transformativeworks!

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kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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starting a campaign called Put Fingers In His Bullet Wound Wednesday where every wednesday we celebrate medical accuracy by leaving the bullet in whatever fictional pookie you shot real good and Packing His Hole with gauze. by fingering that bullet wound real good. With gauze. this campaign will increase medical accuracy in fics and also make bullet wounds hornier.