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Hello from the other side

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I’m fuckign sweaty even tho it’s soooo cold lmao

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Did you know you have thirty minutes

Ooh I got plany off time

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Medic said he created his own type of bandaid and I am VERY concerned about what that could mean

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I haven’t been to the mall in forever……what do people do at the mall besides shop?? Just stand around with drinks??

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Yeah we do, sorry

Does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow

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I like being a lesbian and I also like taking naps but I don’t like when bugs crawl on my floor

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I GOT A NEW MANN CO. ISSUED CELL PHONE AND I LOVE IT!!! I am required by my contract to say it’s very good

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What type of gun do you like the most? Im partial to a good old revolver or shotgun myself

Revolver’s great! Can never go wrong with a handgun too haha

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Any opinions on Heavy's 2 other sisters: Yana and Bronislava? Have you ever met or communicated with them?

I met them once! They’re great, I should hang with them more

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PAULING HELP HOW TO USE CELL PHONE TRANSMISSION SECRET SAFE FROM RED TEAM ENEMIES/COMMUNISTS OVER AND OUT BLUE SOLDIER

You can just use your standard Mann Co. cell phone!! Ask Engie to help you set it up!! Absolutely no wiretapping involved

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What is this?? What does it mean

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I’m like dropping hints that I want a bagel

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Ms pauling whats your favorite weopon?

Gun just because it’s quicker. Although I really like axes, and one time I used a wrench on someone and it was such a thrill

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Hey this is TOTALLY NOT scout just saying if scout WHO IS NOT ME where to transition would maybe be interested in them then just for me and not scout cause this is NOT scout

Not Scout? Not Scout? Well I mean…I guess I’ve never really thought it…but I like all types of girls so I mean it’s chill

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I stuttered and got all shy in front of the hot waitress at the diner, now she thinks I’m some kind of FREAK!! Can’t go in there ever again

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> be me

> come back from a really long day of work

> see someone left an envelope on my desk

> “oh good maybe it’s a gift!”

> open it

> it’s another fanfiction where someone ships me with Scout

Fuck my stupid Baka life