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Australia can’t sing about drinking cum but Finland can orgasm on stage. I’m glad women are finally allowed to do things

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not since the butter churning of years past have i seen eurovision this horny

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see that's why the countries should always sing in their own languages for eurovision, i have no idea if they're insulting me, summoning demons or telling me about their kinks

and i love it

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The fact that Ares starts fights on Twitter bring me great joy for some reason

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You can divorce me but you can't undrink my blood

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

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redeemed draco is great and all but barely redeemed (really just domesticated) draco who is untouchable cause he’s dating the chosen one is 10/10

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The next time a normal harry Potter fan asks me who my favorite character is, I'm gonna say Barty Crouch Jr and smile as the confusion and horror fill their face.

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I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable

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clocking in for my shift at the sadness factory

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I'm not like other girls. I've somehow angered the Gods.

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jegulus haters are all "james is straight" "james isn't gay" but never "regulus is straight" cuz no man who writes a resignation letter to his evil boss saying "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" is straight.

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it’s important to me that everyone remember that regulus didn’t start the hunt for horcruxes, he obstructed it. he did nothing but make the actual search a lot fucking harder lmfaooo

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percy finding out his dad is a god and immediately going to confront him is so funny to me. like he really said “either i’m catching a child support check or he’s catching these hands”

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one of the funniest things about percy exploring the mythic world is that unlike other children’s fantasy stories, there is absolutely no starry-eyed wonder, instead percy’s just going “ah fuck” at the tenth vaguely greek looking structure or yet another unexplainable magical occurrence. more than excitement at discovering this new world, he is just so tired of all the bullshit surrounding him 24/7 and i think it’s just so valid.

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You live in Norway? -Jamie ( @theres-an-endless-starry-sky )

Yes I do! 👀