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everything is an aromantic allegory if you're desperate enough

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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you're not a pervert for being attracted to fat people btw . you're not special for being attracted to fat people btw . you're not weird for being attracted to fat people . being attracted to fat people is not a fetish . fat bodies aren't inherently sexual . fat does not mean ugly . ^_^

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now wait a second.....

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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

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the more diagrams on my dash, THE BETTER!

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special interest situation so dire I have to start killing hostages

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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"crash out" already has a meaning which is to fall asleep. cut it out

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im so lucky i get to live in a time post the publication of the play much ado about nothing. Worst thing about if I was to have been born in like. 1350 would be that I would never see a production of much ado about nothing in my whole miserable life. Second worst part would be the plague

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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all of steven universe is now on the IA

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june 1st is npd awareness and acceptance day, put that down in your calendars chat

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???