Me looking at James McAvoy's tits in the front row of the Speak No Evil screening
265 notes
·
View notes
me and the girls who listen to subliminals
5K notes
·
View notes
CAN I PRETTY PLEASE GIVE SOAP A KISSY KISS ON HIS LITTLE LIPS EAJKEJKAHEKJAK
-🧃
pucker up, buttercup!
330 notes
·
View notes
Captain Price isn't allowed to smoke on base, so he hides his cigars in this tin:
Ghost, with his sweet tooth, is the only one brave enough to steal it.
Soap finds him arms crossed and eyes stormy, tin tossed across the room, muttering something about a bigger betrayal than the sewing supplies.
2K notes
·
View notes
Desi inspired Alice in Wonderland ✨🪷
2K notes
·
View notes
Alien tourist 👽 📸
3K notes
·
View notes
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
910K notes
·
View notes
"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
24K notes
·
View notes
the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.
14K notes
·
View notes
hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
96K notes
·
View notes
not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
136K notes
·
View notes
21K notes
·
View notes
fanfic titles are like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”
202K notes
·
View notes
5K notes
·
View notes