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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY BY THE ORDER OF PEAKY BLINDERS

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esme: *putting up the christmas decorations* think we need to get a new topper for the tree this year

john: but you already have something that will look pretty on top

esme: ????

john:

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So, even though I’m late to my contribution to the PB Christmas posts, I feel like I have a strong contender for the top spot, thanks to the app I have that lets you put people’s faces on other pictures.

I present.

Peaky Blinders doing Jingle Bell Rock.

@hearterrors @deepdonutkid

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‘Now, night-night. Merry Christmas.’

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Peaky Blinders series 4.01

[Tommy Christmas edits requested by @peakycillianblinders]

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Holy shit. It’s Father Christmas.

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Shelby Christmas presents

Polly: practical shit for the adults, tarot cards and fantasy books for the kids, lump of coal for Tommy

Tommy: hosts Christmas dinner, says that not making anyone pay for the property damage is his Christmas present

Arthur: forgot it was Christmas. Linda lets him squeeze his name in at the bottom of all her cards, which immediately backfire, because:

Linda: gives bibles, literal bibles. though for each of the kids she bakes personalized pies, and to Lizzie she gives an enormous bucket of pickles to help with pregnancy cravings

Lizzie: buys nothing because she's on bedrest BORED and it's Christmas miracle she doesn't murder anybody

John: generous but clueless, everyone secretly pawns or trades his gifts except Tommy, who actually quite likes having a gold pocketwatch, thanks

Esme: wears lace for John, gives pocketknives to all the kids, buys herself a horse and rides off into the sunset yelling "fuck you" at everyone else

Finn: has no money but is trying his best, writes very thoughtful cards that nobody reads

Ada: goes for the easy stuff, New York lipstick and scarves for the women, liquor for the men, and bags of chocolates for kids. attaches chocolates to small readable Communist manifestos, she couldn't resist the temptation

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A holiday picture! It’s Hanukkah, but Charlie really wants a Christmas tree too. So of course he gets one. There’s room for all holidays. Cyril is there. Horse (the dog) is there. Alfie has knitted blue sweaters for Tommy and Charlie (he still makes Tommy’s far too big, and Tommy is beginning to suspect he does it on purpose, but of course wears it anyway)

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What do you mean this is late for everything? I couldn’t resist making it anyway. A huge thanks to @bluerighthand for chatting with me about menorahs, answering metal and candle-related questions among other things. You’re a gift, and I can’t thank you enough for teaching me so much<3 

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AIDAN as ABERAMA GOLD

PEAKY BLINDERS S5E04 | The Loop

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polly's contacts are like thomas s. (nephew) arthur 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ada love ❤️ john's number is blocked because he kept sending her stupid shit finn doesn't have a phone michael g. (son)

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*sighs* 🥹

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"How was your week?"

Me:

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Polly + smiling at Aberama

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they lost focus and had a consensual work place relationship

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Linda: Why are your tongues purple?


John: We had slushies. I had a blue one.


Esme: I had a red one.


Linda: oh.


Linda:


Linda: OH.


Arthur:


Arthur: You drank eachothers slushies?

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S2 Lizzie is so special to me🥺