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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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all goofing aside,,, i genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Callie Aori Cuttlefish as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Marina and Pearl and Shiver and Frye are right there. Harmony and Jessika and Tao Blu if you're willing to branch into other genres a little. Dedf1sh for a nonbinary take on liking girls. like... what are we doing here,,, like i'm not even saying you can't enjoy callie or squid sisters or anything like that but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
#moray you probably have this post muted but the icon is too real#callieposting#callie#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#splatoon#splatoon rp#splatoon oc#unreality
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guess who can fit all ten of their tentacles in their mouth. and eat all these words at the same time
ohhh those poor squidkids never stood a chance against the ol' kraken royale. team air has this one in the bag
#team sea was absolutely INSANE out there! do these squids all have WIS or something?#splatoon#splatoon rp#splatoon oc#unreality
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ohhh those poor squidkids never stood a chance against the ol' kraken royale. team air has this one in the bag
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
#boss makes a dollar i make a dime#so i reblog callie pics on company time#splatoon#splatoon rp#splatoon oc#unreality
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check your dms
@molalom BRO YOU SPLATTED THIS GUY LIKE 30 TIMES HOW???
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i have a couple clips of the carnage. little blurry tho, moray was all over the place ᔦ><ᔨ
@molalom BRO YOU SPLATTED THIS GUY LIKE 30 TIMES HOW???
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yeah, no squidding! you were insane back there ᔦꙬᔨ
@molalom BRO YOU SPLATTED THIS GUY LIKE 30 TIMES HOW???
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@molalom BRO YOU SPLATTED THIS GUY LIKE 30 TIMES HOW???
#gore#<- ???#but like. it's more or less normal turf war violence#even if absolutely WILD from this guy#splatoon#splatoon rp#splatoon oc#goggles coroika#unreality
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why is this pic framed like a bad apology video? ᔦT.Tᔨ
Hello, Chumblr. I come to you with one final update and a farewell.
Our work is done for now. The sanitized ink is all taken care of. DMCC is no longer active, and Grizzco will be notified of this. In the case that legal action does still happen, your financial and moral support will have helped immensely. I cannot thank you all enough.
My hearts go out to all those who have been sanitized during the blended ink outbreak, and to those who were victims of Kamabo Corporation's testing. Some of you may resent me for everything that happened back then, but I hold no ill will to you for feeling that way. All this suffering will be put to rest eventually, regardless of what happens.
I understand that showing my face may bring me more harm than what is worth, and that it could be used as ammunition by my detractors, but throughout my work, I have learned that the strongest weapon that they have is fear. Is that not what all of this drama is about in the end?
Grizzco Industries: Your company is a formidable one, able to remain in power despite the flawed foundation it is built upon. Despite this, I am not afraid of you, nor am I afraid of the Inkadian government, who had stayed silent when they should have made public safety their priority. And of course, I am even less afraid of whoever is cowardly enough to take your side. Give me your worst; no amount of money can silence the people who still care about their fates, those who are ready to become part of something bigger than themselves for others' sakes.
In preparation for the lawsuit, I will no longer be posting my own thoughts on this situation. Asks will be posted without answers, if at all.
Should my platform be removed following the trial, goodbye. Working with you all has been more rewarding than anything I could have imagined. May your diligence be repaid in due time.
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farewell inkbrush, my new main is the cometz octobrush. isn't she beautiful?
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yeah moray maybe you should be a fashion model instead of whatever it is you're trying to do at musselforge. what was it, a receptionist job?
is it normal for your special to go off from jjust a compliment,,, like if you're dating a guy who normally talks really formal and matter of fact but then
ughghghghghgh why am i shucking like this,,,
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sure thing!
home again. no more sanitized showers, so that's good! and i'm pretty sure i'm good to start turfing again 🦑👍
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home again. no more sanitized showers, so that's good! and i'm pretty sure i'm good to start turfing again 🦑👍
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you're getting sued by GRIZZCO? better call shoal goodman lmao
Thank you to all the volunteers who helped with cleaning Flounder Heights! It seems as though Grizzco Industries's upper management doesn't like what we're doing, and they are threatening legal action on baseless (and quite frankly, hypocritical) claims of violating OCEA guidelines.
I'll admit that I'm not very familiar with the law firms in Inkopolis, so could you help me once again by recommending a good attorney?
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hah sounds like something out of a splattpad fic lmao ᔦ><ᔨ i already got my bags packed so i'll be on my way rn
welp, guess who just got kicked out of flounder heights because the tap water's turned green 🦑👍
i really don't wanna have to go back to calamari county. visiting family for the holidays is one thing but my folks are... kind of a pain to stick around with for more than a day or two.
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oh squid fr? thanks eight
welp, guess who just got kicked out of flounder heights because the tap water's turned green 🦑👍
i really don't wanna have to go back to calamari county. visiting family for the holidays is one thing but my folks are... kind of a pain to stick around with for more than a day or two.
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