Hi, you can call me Jazzy! I'm 18+, but STRICTLY SFW. I write tk fics (sometimes). I'm a lee leaning switch that ABSOLUTELY ADORES YOUTUBER TKS WITH MY ENTIRE FREAKING SOUL-My faves are Crankgameplays, Markiplier, Unus Annus, and Game Grumps. I really love fics with them but I'm in other fandoms too; Danganronpa, MHA, and Sanders sides as well. Enjoy!
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Every Tickle Spot Ever
Fandom: Smosh
Ship: N/A
Summary: During the filming of an Every Blank Ever sketch, the cast finds out that Shayne is pretty sensitive.
Notes: Day Five of my 31 days of fics!
“Can you just stay still?” Courtney begged, a hint of desperation in her voice. They were filming a new Smosh skit, Every Prom Ever, and they were filming a scene where Courtney was a tailor and Shayne was a high schooler, getting his tux tailored. The only issue was that Shayne couldn’t stop squirming during the takes. At first, Ian, who’s directing this skit, just thought that Shayne was antsy. After all, the blonde had a ton of My Favourite Coffee this morning when he had gotten into the office.
During one take, Shayne ended up giggling as Courtney extended the tape measure over his midriff. Ian didn’t call cut for a few seconds, he was kind of shocked that such a cute, childish sound came out of their resident buff guy, Courtney stood shocked too. Shayne just looked down like a scorned puppy, a slight blush on his cheeks.
They ran the scene a few more times, receiving the same result every time. Before Shayne could splutter out his millionth apology, Ian grabbed his phone from his pocket, putting up one finger as if to say ‘give me a second’.
“Hey, yeah Kimmy, could you meet us in the skit studio?” Ian paused for a moment, presumably waiting for a response from Kimmy.
“Yeah, for sure, thank you. Can you get a wig? Yeah, that’s perfect, we need a mom for this one scene, only one or two lines. Alright, see you then.”
Within only a few minutes, Kimmy was rushing through the door, dressed like a soccer mom.
“Perfect!” Ian exclaimed, “thank you so much for coming on such short notice, it’ll only be a line or two.”
Kimmy smiled wide, nodding enthusiastically, “of course, don’t even worry about it!”
Ian gestured towards Shayne, smirking a little bit before looking back at Kimmy. “So, our pal Shayne here is playing a high schooler that’s getting fitted for his prom tuxedo. There’s just one problem, it turns out that Shayne is a little too ticklish for his own good, so, could you play his mom?”
“Of course! What do you want me to do?”
“The scene will go exactly how it went before,” Ian began, looking towards Courtney and Shayne, “but when Shayne starts to laugh, I need you to say ‘I know it tickles sweetie, but you need to stay still, the nice lady is just trying to help you’. Shayne, after that, you’ll just groan and pout, you know, like how teens do.”
Shayne was blushing at all the attention that was on him regarding his ticklishness, but he nodded nonetheless, preparing himself for the scene. He certainly was embarrassed now, but at least Ian was trying his best to make it seem as if it were intentional. At least Shayne wouldn’t have to fake a blush.
This time, Courtney was a little handsier, and it definitely elicited a fair amount of giggles from Shayne, but the take as a whole was good. It was the final scene that they had left to film for the day, so they went back to the office to chill in the Smosh Pit room afterwards.
Shayne sat down, trying his best to block out his little outburst, but of course, Ian had to walk in with that dumb look on his face. “So Shayne, I don’t think any of us knew you were ticklish.”
“I knew!” Damien piped up, a smug smile on his face, “after ten years of friendship and Shayne’s complete inability to handle soft touch, it seems pretty obvious.”
Ian opened his mouth, shocked, “no way! And you didn’t bother to tell us?”
Ian plopped down next to Shayne on the couch, Courtney walking in at just the right time, choosing to sit on Shayne’s other side.
“Couldn’t betray my boy Shayne here, thought it would be best for everyone else to find out on their own. Now that you know though, I think it’s fair game to say that he’s worst under his arms.”
“You know what you are? A big fucking traitor, Damien, that’s what you are.” Shayne tried to sound intimidating, but Courtney and Ian both had big smiles plastered on their faces, and he knew what was coming. “Just so you both know, Damien is ridiculously ticklish. I’d say even more ticklish than I am, so maybe you guys should try that instead.”
“Maybe later.”
Before Shayne could even think about an escape plan, Courtney had leaned in and placed a raspberry on his neck, Ian joining in by spidering his fingers up Shayne’s ribs.
Shayne started giggling immediately, which seemed to be very rewarding and encouraging to both of his attackers, who kept up their games.
Courtney decided to lay a raspberry on Shayne’s ear, and the squeal that Shayne let out was shrill and loud… and kind of adorable.
“Ihihihit tihihihickles!” Shayne giggled, shaking his head rapidly back and forth while trying to rid his ear of the vibrations.
“Awww, is someone ticklish? Is someone a giggly little boi?” Courtney teased, adding her fingers into the mix and wiggling them over Shayne’s toned tummy.
“Shuhuhut up Cohohourt!” Shayne tried to protest through his laughter, which had turned from giggles into belly laughter. “Dahahames hehehelp mehehe!”
“No can do buddy, I think you kind of need this, and it’s kind of entertaining, honestly.”
Ian decided to go in for the kill, and he quickly squirmed both hands under Shayne’s arms. Shayne screeched, struggling hard and trying to protect himself. How can simple touch be so unbearable?
“Hey, is everything alright in here?” Shayne’s screeching had been so loud that it had attracted the attention of the SG team, and Wes had been sent to check to make sure everything was alright. When he realized what was going on, he titled his head, a small smile on his face, “Aww, cute. You’re ticklish, Shayne?”
Shayne wanted to curl up in a ball and hide, somehow his face managed to go even redder than it was in the first place. Luckily for him, Ian and Courtney took this as their cue to cut it out, Courtney still cooing at Shayne as he came down from his giggle-high.
“He is ticklish,” Courtney confirmed.
“Insanely so,” Ian finished.
Shayne placed his head in his hands, shaking it back and forth. He was embarrassed, this was so, so embarrassing, but he still couldn’t stop giggling. He hadn’t been tickled like that since Damien and him had been roommates… he kind of didn’t mind it.
Courtney ruffled Shayne’s hair, trying to save him the rest of his embarrassment, and Ian looked up at Damien, a similar mischievous glint in his eyes.
“So, you’re ticklish Dami?”
“Nope, not doing this.” Damien said, bolting out of the room.
“Oh no you don’t!” Ian called after him, and then the chase was on.
“You okay?” Courtney looked at Shayne as he brought his face up. Shayne nodded, a cute smile still on his face. “Want some revenge?”
He nodded, “of course.”
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Laughust Day 6: Voodoo
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Yall know how I make those little movement lines on my drawings? This image easily breaks them down!
Credit to @/remanedur on Twitter (careful! It's an adult blog!)
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I started following you when you weren’t that active, im so happy you’re active again AAAHHH😻😻!! But did you like iswm (In space with Markiplier) ?? I loved it💫
Also this is my first ask(even anonymously)🥲👍
asdfhdjakdh well im glad youre happy! 😁
And yes, in space with markiplier was aMAZING-
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*inhale*
AAAAAAAAAGAAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHGHHGGFHKLSDH-
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Laughter’s Memory ~ A Markiplier, Jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays Ego Fanfic
HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER UNUS ANNUS FIC, THIS TIME DERIVED FROM A PROMPT SENT IN BY THE MARVELLOUS @pebblee-penguin - SO LET’S DO THIIIS!
TAGGING: @anti-switch-glitch
Unus and Annus were planning an extravaganza. The egos had been begging them for some kind of “Unus Annus IRL” show, something that encapsulated all the craziness and epicness of the channel in one great performance. Unus and Annus thought it was a fun idea, and so had immediately started trying to brainstorm ideas and concepts. The only problem was, with everything they had done on the channel, they had too many ideas! They weren’t quite sure what route to go down… until Unus Annus’ number one fan amongst the egos offered to help: Anti. Not only had he screen-recorded all the channel videos, but he also had a scrapbook of ideas at the ready. So here the three of them were, Anti and Unus sat cross-legged on the floor whilst Annus sat in an armchair.
Keep reading
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Hi Jazzy. I just wanted to say hi and ask how have you been? You've been a bit quiet and I just wanted to check on you.
Heyo!
Ive been veeeeery busy with school stuff for a while, but I'm doing good for now! :D
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heyy!! i’m not sure of you’re taking requests now but, ticklish Annus??? we NEED more
Oh truuuuuust me-
I have something in the works with that fella (and another one we love) 😉⏳⛓
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*clasps hands together* what if, Yancy was in the cool patrol and discovered his love for musicals and expressing himself, then committed a crime of unaliving his mom (since that is canon don't come at me) and then lived in the prison until in this universe decided to stay at the manor. Sometimes, you can still hear him hum the song
YOOO I STAN THIS 😆💜
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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
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No because you're right Lucifer is such a freaking Ler and I'm living for it 😩🤌
He’s SUCHHH A FUCKING LER it’s incredible
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Ahhh, okay, so I just saw that requests were open, so if this is too late, no worries! Also, I know you've said before that you're willing to draw for fandoms that you're not necessarily in, but I'm not sure if that's just for commissions or requests as well. If you are, I was wondering if you'd be willing to draw something for Bruno from Encanto being tickled? I can DM a reference photo if you need. Again, if not, totally cool! ^^ Congrats on reaching your goal! I hope you're having a lovely day~ ❤
he's trying so hard not to stop it :)
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I need links istg /lh
My favorite Markiplier quotes of 2018
“Oh no the shreks are pirouetting into oblivion”
“I know it’s not that funny but I never expected to see shreks titanic ass filling the entire sky”
“I’m not a good cook but I think I can make some pretty bitchin eggs”
“They say this levels pretty hard, but that’s okay cause I’m pretty hard too”
“It’s cockaroonie and cheese”
“I’m rank 68th, but I sailed past rank 69th so what’s even the point anymore”
“How many women are here? And how many women are on fire, all the time?”
“I just feel good knowing that I give all the ladies of this island exactly what they want. Low frame rate, and way too much milk.”
“With a game this bad you think you’d—I’m trapped in the sky now..” *nods defeatedly*
“Ah sorry. Now YOU are trapped in the perpetual nightmare of ragdoll mode”
“Are you.. wh.. are you taking a poop?” *gently touches npc, npc spasms and goes into ragdoll mode* “never mind you’re taking a death”
“If you eat fan, is that good for you? Oops sorry, just trying to get you to eat you daily dose of fan” *clips fan through npc*
“Eternally and Forever I am always 100% boned”
“You don’t wanna be the guy on your street without a patented Markiplier bag of piss”
“Back into the butthole I guess”
“What are you? Ugh it’s one of you. Ugh you’re horrible. Oh you’re not fun. It’s like a piranha, attached to the butthole of a face”
“There’s gotta be like.. some way to turn him off. Right now he’s very turned on. I know I’m very handsome, so he just got aroused by my alluring figure. I just gotta cover myself up so he gets less.. you know.. aroused.”
“Are you laughing or farting I can’t really tell”
“Some of the time the answer is a big ol broom sweeping up your butthole, and some of the time you win”
“I need to be strategery about his. If I’m not stratego I’m boned. So I need to be strategery”
“I was so determined that time. I was all ‘yeah. I’m in the zone. The autozone’ and then the principal came in and said ‘hey, did you order one big fuck up of your day?’ And I said ‘oh yeah. I left it over there just put it on my face.’”
“I should have seen my face? You’re gonna see a face full of lunch if you keep doing that, you douche”
“Is it true that the world is run by lizard people? Okay this is just a FACT. How do you explain the Zuck??”
“The condom no go on the pee pee. The parachute no save me from splat splat.”
“Note to self: don’t be all flappy wappy about life.”
“Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?
I’m sorry that’s not really funny it just really tickled my poopy bone. It really did.
It’s like you go to your doctor and got diarrhea or something, and like hey doc is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?
Oh I’m crying *pounds on desk*”
“What happens when you mix alcohol and a man dangerously close to explosive poopy”
“Why am I afraid of the man in my shower? Just just open your shower and ohh oh there’s a MAN there.. UOH. Sorry.”
“How long should I keep the poopy in? Howdy doc I’m back again.. hey doc I got another question for you. I know you really likes the last one.. how long- how long do you think I should keep the poopy in? How often should I replace the duct tape is what I’m asking..”
“Eggs? We’re doin eggs now? Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs..”
“I am known to give hate. I am from Haiti”
“The thrusting of my pelvis that suggests that maybe you should get out of my way.”
“They just stop looking like people after a while, just looks like some horrible horrible horrible HORRIBLE HORRIBLE…. race of penis people”
“Yadda yadda yadda yaski blobbity bleebity blowbitty blow..”
“Well that’s not walking! That’s flopping on your ass!”
“It’s just like your watching your children go flop around in the yard for a few hours and like hopefully one of them actually learns to walk and then the strongest survives and you use that to… breed.. more?”
“Nobody said I didn’t like no dangle, right?”
“Deedee’s limber. Deedee’s real limber. Deedee rim-limb-limb-lb Deedee limber. Deedee liMBER. Deedee limby. Deedee limberlimby. Deedee limBER. *takes loud long sip of drink* …… Deedee limby. She limb-limb-limb-limb. Deedee limbY sO good. L-Deedee lm-l-limbER. Dimby limber. Limby Deedee lim-deeb-ly-limblo! *inhale* Lim. *points at screen* ….. limbyy~ *asmr intensifies QUICKLY* Deebee lumbo. Leebee dumby. Deedee limby. Limber limber never timber. Limby dumbo. *shakes finger* *softly* limby.”
“*moves curser to lighter* Dried up alien herbs you say.. wait ‘ang on, are they talkin about- a- are they talkin about- could the possibly be referring to a little… a little.. *slurping noises for 11 seconds* …. ahh……. stanky dank.”
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.
The starting word is…
Lady
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