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I've seen these pathetic twinks everywhere so you know I had to draw them piddling,,, 😳

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Baking cookies while desperate and thinking "I'll just finish mixing this and then I can go to the bathroom..."

But then you get distracted because the cookies are burning and the icing is too runny so you just gotta sit there and watch the oven

You don't wanna have an accident either bc it'll be a slipping hazard and you don't have time to clean in up

So you just hold it and brace yourself

Maybe you contemplate peeing just a bit into the spare mixing bowl but NO that's disgusting!

Just

Baking while desperate

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OMORASHI OC PROFILESSSSS

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That's actually so gross... like I respect the whole headcanon idea but forcing it on people for political reasons is just.

It's a goddamn videogame. POLITICS GET TF OUT OF HERE LET ME ENJOY A FANTASY UNIVERSE IN PEACE

That TERF from yesterday still has a chokehold on me bc her "Link is a cisgender butch lesbian and everyone in Hyrule just thinks she's a guy" HC has got to be the most ironic "babe you're so close" ass headcanon I've ever heard.

So Link is a butch lesbian who is misgendered by everyone in Hyrule (including Zelda for some reason, if we are to take this as canon like OP suggests), to point where she's literally been labelled as the legendary swordsMAN and even the Gerudo can't tell she's a woman until she puts on more traditionally feminine attire. Link doesn't even put particular effort into appearing masculine, but everyone in Hyrule still just can't fathom her being a woman, because her presentation is not "feminine enough" to be considered one.

HMMMMMM gee golly gosh I wonder... I do wonder if another group of vulnerable individuals might empathise with Link's plight here?... gee whizz 😳

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Fear wetting but the person who wets themselves is so caught up in the moment that they're not even the one who notices first -- someone else points it out and now they've got humiliation on top of the shock and fear that caused them to pee their pants in the first place.

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:)

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Wanting to piss myself so bad ☹️

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Stop you're so right-

Oops. I guess that hundred year long nap would make anyone need to go. At least he didn't wet the... bed? ❌️ bath? ❌️ the... the shrine of resurrection? ✅️✅️✅️

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He couldn't hold it. Mainly because his hands were cuffed behind his back. It's the copper's fault anyway for taking too long with the strip search!!!! Totally,,,,,

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I just got home from an outing, after drinking 2 monsters over 5 hours and no bathroom breaks. I was in an unfamiliar side of town where I don't really know where bathrooms are, and I was having too much fun to leave my friend and take a bathroom break. So I thought I could make it home with a 7/10 need.

I jumped into the uber; the trip took 40 minutes. It was a long, bumpy ride, over train tracks, too.

I got home, but the second I left the uber and the car drove off, the urge came back tenfold. I couldn't find my key, so, I hurried around to the back door whilst texting my flat mate where the spare key was kept.

2 minutes later, he responded, but I was right on the edge. I was debating pulling my pants down and popping a squat in the garden, but I thought i could make it.

I found the key safe, and fiddled with the lock... what was the number again??

1.... 2.... 4.... 3? (Not the actual code)

No, no, that wasn't it at all!

I felt a leak, so I froze, thinking that if I sat on the porch, I'd be able to hold better. I was wrong.

Another leak. I stopped what I was doing immediately and the pee started coming out, soaking my boxers and flowing off the porch into the garden beside me. I just sat there, defeated, watching the warm yellow liquid gush out of me.

God, it felt good.

When I stood, I realised the back of my skirt had been soaked in the flood, and I needed to change before my flat mates returned home. The pee trickled down my legs. I realised at that moment that the construction workers over the road had witnessed the whole thing. Oops...

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Save me Link pissing his pants

Link pissing his pants save me

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Link. That's all.

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Oh my God, I had an idea and I'm not sure if it's been done before but

Link omorashi - gloom hands edition.

■ The gloom spawn scaring Link when he's already desperate, and he ends up having an accident while trying to escape

■ Link is just about to relieve himself in a bush or secluded area when the gloom spawn appears, scaring the piss outta him.

》Maybe he tries to run away, quickly pulling his pants up and trying not to leak as he runs.

》Or, maybe he's so desperate he accepts his fate and the gloom spawn spreads under his feet as his puddle of piss pools over the gloomy substance.

■ Or, what if he is desperate and the gloom hands grab a hold of him? He squirms and tries to free himself, whilst also trying not to let go of his bladder's contents.

》Perhaps he wriggles and writhes enough to free himself just in time,

》Or maybe the hands squeeze too hard around his bulging bladder. Maybe he just lets go and pees all over himself and all over the gloom hands. Only then, the gloom hands release him and turn into dark clumps either out of embarrassment or perhaps the pee neutralised them!

Just fun scenarios to think about~

Feel free to add more!

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Starting a collection

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Oops. I guess that hundred year long nap would make anyone need to go. At least he didn't wet the... bed? ❌️ bath? ❌️ the... the shrine of resurrection? ✅️✅️✅️