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how to tell someone i need praise and approval without sounding fucking retarded
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When you go to hit the cart and it’s burnt but still half full so it just tastes like you’re sucking on robot dick😔💔💔
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Eww I wanna vomit when I see sexual stuff. I’m so tired of having to block this shit
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i didnt sleep. like, at all. so i took a shower & brushed my teeth & got dressed & put on deodorant
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" oh yeah? well, I asked Dr. Susan Calvin and screamed at my robot until its positrons short-circuited
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Genuinely love that Asimov is like, Susan Calvin is an UNATTRACTIVE MIDDLE-AGED woman with a HEART OF STONE whose only redeeming characteristic is her BRAIN. like honestly I love scientists that are smart and hot but sometimes also I love scientists that are smart instead of being hot.
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16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy
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Twilight was such a Toxic Yuri magnet, omg-






#chryslight#chrylight#twixie#twiset#sunlight#twistar#startwi#twiglimmer#twiluna#templight#twipest#this bitch gay#twilight sparkle
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PLEASE
rory. rory i need 240 dollars for Tommy Lee's OF
is that actually how much he’s charging..just to see his old man worn-out whiskey dick..hell NO
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