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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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If I post all the things I want to say to ppl on here then my therapist can’t tell me I’m not communicating, those ppl just aren’t checking my page often enough

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Ah yes thank you friends for reassuring me that I’m not a burden on you and my constant need for positive attention is not overbearing… pls remind me again in approximately 1 hour or whenever I start hyperventilating 👍🏻

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The potato knows what I want, I better get it

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For later use my friends

USM gifs as reaction images

I got all of these from @effyeahultimatespiderman-blog , they’ve been inactive for a while but if you haven’t checked out the blog before, go do it

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NO AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED ONE I WAS 15 AND I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED CAUSE IT DIDNT EVEN TASTE THAG GOOD

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I have a counter rule, ask me before I forget 💅🏻

I have one rule, tell me before I find out

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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I'm sorry I'm not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭

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You ever seen porno?

wh

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bubbl 🫧

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E, J, K, X, Y for Jamil Viper for the 100 followers event!!!! Headcanons pls!!!!! Congrats!!!

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭

| Notes: Hi! Thank you so much!! There’s this one soundtrack playlist that I put to hear to get more immerse in the writing (bc I do this, I’m weird) and there’s this one Indian song named “Shiva” by Ragi but I swear to God that at some point I was starting to hear “Jamil~~~” being chanted along with the instrumentals. I almost lost it JAMIL~~ JAAAMIL~~ Thanks for the request <3 |

Jamil Viper x gender neutral reader / fluff / fluff alphabet / use of "you" pronouns

Smoothie of Letters #2

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

I can see... both, actually. Jamil seems to be the guy who would be very quiet in that department. If you need anything or help, he is always there to help you. If you want to do something, like going out, shopping or things like that, he’ll let you choose what to do. After all, Jamil is used to serving and not being served;

But there are times when, as naturally as fulfilling someone else's will, he ends up leading you to do what he wants. And when Jamil notices it, he apologizes but you, to his surprise, encourage him to be more dominant over his own wills. Then suddenly, you who ask “Jamil, what do you want to do?”;

In this, Jamil is a dominant who manages to mask himself as passive. He is immensely happy that someone wants to listen to his opinions and accept his decisions. So don't worry. You are the person Jamil had the most joy in doing things for... unless you want to have a date at the Mostro Lounge. “I draw my limit here,” Jamil taps his foot, for your amusement.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Not too easily. Jamil is the kind of person who likes to do things at the right time and respects other people’s personal space just as you respect his space. But what if you spend too much time with a guy? A strange feeling begins to whisper in Jamil’s heart and he cannot quite understand what it is;

To distract himself, he listens to music while cooking or dances a little in his room, closing the doors of his own world to be alone. Jamil knows your life doesn't revolve around him — though you've said many times that he was the best part of it. Then he tries to fight with various feelings and sensations that he didn’t even knew it was possible to have;

But at the end of the day or with a simple message, you remind Jamil that he is like the Moon. Precious and beautiful all the time it’s up there in the sky, reigning over the night. The person you wait for all the time, anxiously.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

They say practice makes perfection, but there's something about Jamil’s kisses that is just natural. Maybe it's the patience and control he has. You once commented that it was like kissing a wonderful silk cloth and Jamil had a silent meltdown, flustered and shrunken in embarrassment like a frightened serpent. It didn't even look like the same guy whose kiss made you feel the stars;

Your first kiss began from a quiet and awkward, difficult situation. You were both getting used to what it all meant. But Jamil took a deep breath and decided that he needed to remain calm and achieve his wish with his own hands. Inside, he was as nervous as you were, but he approached with such reverence that you almost felt like royalty;

As a first kiss, it was chaste and slow. Careful, caring. And there's nothing wrong with that. There is something very precious about discovering Jamil’s whole new world, all without rushing things. For someone who always kept himself apart and was not one to have friendships or relationships with anyone, Jamil was giving you his own heart. So hold him like a precious jewel, just like his kisses.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Jamil and affection are two words that walk far from each other... but they walk together and that's what matters. Jamil isn’t necessarily shy. He is more “professional”, let's say. Introvert too. The process of falling in love was slow, taking his heart little by little, so it will take quite a while for him to show this kind of affection in public;

Unless you're both alone. Still, little by little. When you least expect it, Jamil's farewell kiss is no longer simple and quick. It turns more like a whole sentence silently saying, “See you later, I love you.” Hugs also get longer and tighter, as if he fights with himself to let you go;

This improves over the years. Jamil Viper, the lord of his own house, allows himself to open up more. What used to be simple moments in his dorm room, cuddled with the love of his life and having a pleasant moment, can now happen anywhere. It's one of the good things about freedom. But it's still a little hard to have those moments of affection normally in front of other people, to be honest.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

For most of his life, Jamil yearned for moments when he could be alone. He loves his family, but spending at least fifteen minutes of solitude can work wonders on a person's nerves — an hour when it comes to taking care of Kalim all day. But when you stayed a long time away, he began to understand what it is to miss someone.

It's worse than he imagined. In this, Jamil came up with two ways to deal with the situation: distract himself by listening to music or collect things to show you when you two meet again. Songs that remind him of you, recipes that the two of you could test and make, clothes that he doesn't know would look good on him but knows that you would have the perfect opinion on it.

When it's not enough, Jamil cooks a food you like in common. Instead of focusing on the sadness of longing, he thinks about how happy he would be to be able to become a master at it and see your face as you eat your favorite food. It brings a smile to his lips and, well, it turns out to be very good.

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“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I am someone’s double shot of tequila.”

— Unknown

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OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“