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I want a gun not for protection from people or to learn how to shoot well or anything like that. I want a gun so I'm protected in case a cassowary tries to mug me. I'm not in Australia. I just don't trust those thangs
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who was the mf who decided that eyes and teeth shouldnt be part of healthcare. id like a word
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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,
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never ever underestimate the capacity rural folks have for coming up with creative solutions
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im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!
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right now there is a girl in her room and she is thinking of so many narratives.....
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just found a presentation on wolves i made recreationally when i was 8 years old
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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
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