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Are you still alive? It's been a month

Mod note ig:

Ive been fucking drowning under assignments and projects and uhh depression ig. I do plan on getting back sometimes but shits been taking up a lot of my time.

Sorry about that

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Did- did he just threaten to take eagles kidney?

Threaten is a strong word. Hes a child, what could he possibly do?

Not that i condone kidney stealing.

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Hows school hunting going? "Mr dad sir" haha

Im comming to the conclusion that sttempting to apply a child to school requires a lot of steps...

Maybe if i faked a marriage... could it be too Eddie or do i need to find and pay some woman?

This school thing is becoming very complex.

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This is a line of questioning best saved for after dinner.

*I lead you out the room and make shooing motions.*

Go eat something, if you want something specific cooked go ask the chefs.

("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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Nothing. You can't judt take a kidney...

Theres so many medical steps involved.

I don't belive i know any medical doctors so unfortunrtly i can't help you.

("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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Son, I belive you just got scamed.

20 dollars for your eye?

Listen, how about i teach you the price of body parts so you can assess the risks for yourself and agree a better price next time.

Now, lets take you to a doctor.

("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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*I imagine you putting your arm under the press and check you for injuries.*

I want the long story. Hydrolic press incident is clearly not enougth here.

("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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Thats not a lot for what your about to tell me, i assume. Ask for at least 100 if you're doing stupid shit.

("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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("Something happened...")

What happened? This is very vauge?

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"Mr dad sir" that's adorable!

Hes a child. This does remind me that i may not have given the kid my name...

At least hes respectful...

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12???!! You're lucky to be alive!

Don't go climbing buildings again or your luck might run out...

*I pull out a childrens entertainment magazine i got to try to provide enrichment*

I got you this. Its a magazine for kids about games and books.

Have a look though it, maybe youll enjoy some of it.

We need to find you a hobby and clearly climbing isn't the one for you.

("Mr dad sir. I have to tell you something.")📝

Mr da-

*I choke on air*

Sorry, what is it that you needed martin?

*I feel slight pride in myself at the thought of being important to the child*

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They WHAT??

Why were you on the roof??

* I lead you by the good arm to sit down while i go bring you a drink*

Listen, son, just... *I wave round the room without aim*

Do you want a nindendo? Would that keep you kids busy and out of breaking bones?

("Mr dad sir. I have to tell you something.")📝

Mr da-

*I choke on air*

Sorry, what is it that you needed martin?

*I feel slight pride in myself at the thought of being important to the child*

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("Mr dad sir. I have to tell you something.")📝

Mr da-

*I choke on air*

Sorry, what is it that you needed martin?

*I feel slight pride in myself at the thought of being important to the child*

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What a beautiful day to send anon tips to the gotham gazzette.

It's been quite lately and i've got buisness to run...

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If you adopt him you can't get in trouble for harboring a runaway

Its not illegal to offer help to a homeless child.

I Don't think adoption is the right move, especially if the nuns come looking.

I will do what i can, of course. I should get the boy settled down and healed first.

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Poor boy looks like flesh and bone. Poor dear

He's going to get fed and watered. Let me sort out the facts first. Like school enrolement and perhaps in the nuns will look for him as he did technically run away...

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Im not qualified to home school...

Eventually i might havw to enroll you inti a school to avoid suspicion.

* I sigh* i wasen't expecting to have to save a child from nuns in my age but i can say weirder things happen...

(Martin bolts through the door and hides under a table)

*I sigh to myself* Kids these days and hiding under my tables. I sware this must be a new trend...

Hey son, come sit on a chair so i can see you.

*I use my umbrella to pull out a chair*