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when will my husband be out of surgery 😔

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i hope in last rites she gets to come thru the screen and give me a kiss on my forehead

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MY PARENTS

MOM AND DAD OF HAWKINS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP!!!!

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Sorry fam can’t spend Thanksgiving or Christmas or New Years with you I gotta watch a stupid show on Netflix that I’m obsessed with for whatever reason

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Mike honey I’m sorry but I really think you’d drop him

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I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MY NIGHTLY AO3 TIME

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what do i do?!?

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Everything changed. We failed. But we need to be ready.

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sometimes i like to look at the letterboxd reviews for beetlejuice they make me laugh

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Dumbledore: Harry, are you an independent variable?…because i’m gonna manipulate you.

Harry:…wot

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i’m not crying

I was not emotionally prepared for this

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wait…i just was able to go on ao3…is it working?!?? was it a false alarm??!?

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i’m starting to think we have a problem. the way we all flock to tumblr to complain about ao3 being down is slightly concerning.

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impatiently waiting for my husband to be out of surgery

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I’m gonna die

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i’d die to be a witch right now😭 i haven’t slept on my right side in two weeks.

I will forever be envious of Sirius Black for being able to instantly heal all his piercings with magic, that bitch had fully curated ears as soon as he learnt episkey you can’t change my mind.

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