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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

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I missed the last two F1 races, so I’m getting caught up now and I gotta say, even though I’m a Ferrari supporter I am so excited to see what Kimi Antonelli does with his career

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The way I went from being irritated that Austria would win after the jury vote, to being relieved that Austria won thanks to the public vote

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lol nearly 300 points for a country ACTIVELY ENGAGING IN GENOCIDE

but LATVIA

with the BEAUTIFUL VOCALS AND PRESENTATION AND CLOTHING

got NOT EVEN FIFTY

pissed and raging

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Just gonna go ahead and say congratulations to Estonia for getting second place and Sweden for getting third

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Go Swedland

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What it felt like when Austria won last minute:

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GO ALBANIA

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Eurovision is the only event where one dude sings about his dying wife and the dude that follows him sings about espresso without anyone blinking an eye.😂

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highlighter + pencil bag

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Every year you think you’ve seen every type of piano on Eurovision

And every year I’m surprised yet again

That thing is 5 metres long or so

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Eurovision Semi final 1 out of context