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...... I mean, I do too.

insp // ∞

#superhUSBANDS

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❤️❤️❤️

#sunshine smile

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And then we got soundproof walls. It was a pricey reno, but worth it, if only so that Natasha didn’t attempt to strangle Bucky at 2:15 every morning.

Steve: What time is it?

Bucky: I don't know, pass me the saxophone we'll find out

Bucky: [blows the saxophone loudly]

Sam, screaming from the other room: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE SO LOUDLY AT 2AM??

Bucky: It's 2am

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Daily reminder that Thor is a sweetheart

Thor: [carries all groceries]

Tony: [reaches out to help]

Thor: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold Tony’s hand]

Tony: That’s not what I- Okay…

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They are the absolute sweetest! Their visits to the Tower are honestly the highlight of my year.

Carol: Babe! Do the thing!

Maria: *smiles*

Carol, out of breath: Oh my god

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Proof that Tony Stark has a heart, exhibit #109

Tony scoffing at Bruce Banner: You can smash anything huh? Can you smash my hope and appreciation for you?? Huh? No? That’s what I thought you wonderful human piece of broccoli—you’re outstanding.

Bruce Banner, confused: th-thank you Tony?

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There’s a 200% increase in tissue orders at the Tower for the three weeks before and after Father’s Day. (I had to stop him from buying Kleenex. The company. That was a strange Tuesday.)

[We’re all so grateful to have Peter in our lives. All of the tissues are beyond worth it!]

Peter: Dad, I’m hungry.

Tony: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.

Peter, tearing up: Did you just make a dad joke?

Tony, sobbing: Did you just call me dad?

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Avengers Morning Coffee Order

Steve: Grande dark roast coffee with a shot of espresso (the more bitter, the better)

Bucky: Venti Iced Blonde Caffè Americano (mostly to annoy Steve)

Tony: One grande Caffè Americanos and one venti Caffè Misto (if Tony could turn his blood into coffee, he would)

Clint: Either a grande Smoked Butterscotch Latte or a grande Caramel Macchiato (it varies day to day)

Natasha: Grande Oatmilk Honey Latte with Starbucks Blonde Espresso (a sophisticated beverage for a sophisticated spy)

Thor: One venti Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino, one venti Java Chip Frappuccino, and one venti Smoked Butterscotch Frappuccino (all of which are consumed by 10 A.M.)

Bruce: Grande London Fog Tea Latte (Bruce has a large collection of teas, many of which were imported by Tony for Bruce, but he’s a sucker for Starbucks Earl Grey, to Tony’s eternal annoyance)

Phil: Grande latte (on days when he’s feeling aggressive, he’ll ask for a shot of vanilla)

Darcy: Venti Coffee Frappuccino (like Thor, it’s also entirely consumed by 10 A.M.)

Jane: Grande Chai Tea Latte (Jane used to drink coffee in the mornings, but after Darcy put together a chart proving that Jane was less likely to go into a manic science spiral that would end with her unconscious after a three day bender if she cut espresso out of her diet, Jane’s coffee consumption dropped from four cups a day to one tea latte in the morning. I wonder if Darcy would be willing to make a chart for Tony...)

Happy: Tall Light Roast coffee, two creams, two sugars (Happy’s got a huge sweet tooth)

And me: Tall Cinnamon Dolce Latte (Tony tried to change my nickname to “Cinnamon” when he found out my vice. I had JARVIS keep the footage of Tony’s expression when I responded, just for when I need a pick-me-up)