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hi. my mom died yesterday. I don't know when I'll come back to this blog actually. we listened to new episodes of tpp as soon as they came out together. it hurts to think about right now

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Hi guys. Didn't forget this blog just didn't get any asks and was a little too busy to make up ones to keep everything running smoothly, gonna start it up again!!

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Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs!

RITA: Mista Steel!!!!

JUNO: ... I think I might have just lost my lunch. (FINAL COUGH) I guess I’m gonna wait, then.

RITA: Aww, Mista Steel. You always were like one of those girls they had on Earth. Wouldn’t you sneak out and take a peek?

JUNO: I’ve been busy with work for a while.

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gonna start actually using the queue function so this blog Isnt completely dead whenever I work a day

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(I've made a new oc, so you get to deal with him)

WYKE: Y'know, I think Sasha should just be goth and get really into slam poetry. I think that would fix her

WIRE: Well, I'm a poet as well, so I know poetry ain't cheap. Also, I'm a big poetry buff, so you should look at my poetry binder if you want to impress me.

JUNO: There you go.

WIRE: (PAUSE) There you go.

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whats up its ya boy

MICK: Yoohoo! You got a twin brother?? Nah, I don’t think so.

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I love that Mick calls his wife "buddy". Good for them

MICK: Well, it’s definitely a compliment, Jay, it’s definitely kinda nice to hear.

JUNO: Thanks, Mick.

SOUND: THEY KISS.

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Juno, do you experience joy?

JUNO: Does anyone else?

MICK: Jay, buddy, quiet—

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Peter Nureyev has been compromised

It’s my turn to ask.

NUREYEV: (COUGHS) Did you hack into his internal affairs file?

JUNO: (COUGHING) Sure, I did.

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do you think god stays in heaven because he too hates what he created

MICK: (GROWL) that’s it, I’m...I’m done with this.

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I would give up control to the Theia Soul

; that would be the end of it. But I knew one thing, just my own stubbornness: I would not give in without a fight, even if it meant losing control over my body.

MIASMA: Bring your knife—

JUNO (NARRATOR): I didn’t want to do it. I still had the plans in mind, but I was so filthy, swollen, torn, that I just couldn’t stand it. And she wanted that, I knew that.

MIASMA: Brace yourself, Juno Steel. This will only hurt a lot.

JUNO: What…

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How do you deal with the sleepies?

SOUND: FLYING CAR FLIES AWAY CRYING.

MUSIC: MUSIC FADES IN.

Sleep-y?

JET: I do not sleep.

MUSIC: MUSIC FADES OUT.

JUNO: Hey, so... I guess we're not gonna get any answers, then.

STRONG: ...Yeah.

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Theia Juno is back? Uh oh

. I... didn’t mean to do it...

THEIA: User comms calls, activated. Activated comms calls in your pocket. You now have unlimited data roaming free.

JUNO: OOF! THEIA: Do not stray too far from home, user Juno Steel. Hanga data roaming free.

JUNO: Theia, roamin’ around with data roaming free...

THEIA: ...all data except for audio books and video cassettes.

JUNO: (SIGH)

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Benzaiten Steel, are you alive?

DAMIEN (NARRATOR): I could not see the pit in which they’d buried me, but I guessed it was some deep, dark cave. There was a shelf over there, a box in one hand, and a knife by my ear. But in the dark, hands as dark as those hands... I did not know. I thought. Then I heard twisting metal fibers, and I knew.

THEIA: ...all power to the Theia Spectrum.

JUNO (NARRATOR): That’s when I locked eyes on the Target.

SOUND: LOW HUM OF THE THEIA.

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It's a fact....

MICK: Well, it’s become fact.

DAD: It’s still pretty new, Mick. You shouldn’t expect me to remember all the details in the biography you’re listing. For one thing, you said your mother thought she died saving you. And second, you said my brother is really good at Algebra. Weird, right?

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Who is your favorite knight?

DAMIEN: Favorite knight? Hmm? Answer: “Sir Marc and Sir Angelo the Strong” will take... ah, I suppose that is the question, isn’t it?

ANGELO AND MARC: (GRUNTS OF ASSENT)

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What if I kiss you?

JUNO: I don’t know. God, Mercury, I swear, if I knew...

SOUND: SHE WALKS TO THE DOOR.

Do you ever get in trouble for this?

RITA: I’m more trouble than I’m worth, boss.