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Juno: I have an idea
Nureyev: A good one right
Juno:
Nureyev: RIGHT
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#I did steal this from a criminal minds fan fiction#I don't have as many quotes because I never have my phone on me to write them down rn#this feels cannon to them though#it feels like their entire time doing heists together in space
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Marc: Tal why do you have a bunch of beetles in your pocket
Tal:
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#the second citadel#second citadel#This kept me up at night thinking about it#I just kept thinking about it at like two am
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@escapingarchives Vespa is only more confused and hates it all
Juno: Ok Vespa just hear me out here. So I swallowed a strange Martian rock which turned out to be a Martian pill, not that I knew it at the time, because it was the only way I could think of to not get caught with it. Then the weird pill I ate made me able to read minds — don’t worry I can’t do it any more — *Vespa closes her mouth* but some lady kidnapped me and Ransom to experiment on my mind reading or whatever but if I pushed the mind reading too far it would make me bleed out of my eye and stuff. Anyway she wanted to set off a bomb to kill everyone so I locked myself in a room with her and used my mind reading to try to stop her and it exploded my eye but the bomb went off and killed her and the Martian pill in my brain. And that’s why there’s probably weird alien stuff in my blood.
Vespa: Every turn in this story was a left
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Juno: Ok Vespa just hear me out here. So I swallowed a strange Martian rock which turned out to be a Martian pill, not that I knew it at the time, because it was the only way I could think of to not get caught with it. Then the weird pill I ate made me able to read minds — don’t worry I can’t do it any more — *Vespa closes her mouth* but some lady kidnapped me and Ransom to experiment on my mind reading or whatever but if I pushed the mind reading too far it would make me bleed out of my eye and stuff. Anyway she wanted to set off a bomb to kill everyone so I locked myself in a room with her and used my mind reading to try to stop her and it exploded my eye but the bomb went off and killed her and the Martian pill in my brain. And that’s why there’s probably weird alien stuff in my blood.
Vespa: Every turn in this story was a left
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#This came to me at like midnight last nifbt#Could you imagine Juno explaining it all to Vespa#She’d want to kill him#It would so funny
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Vespa: Do you understand how angry I am to be all of your primary care doctors. It’s HORRIBLE
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#She is fighting for her life being their doctor#Everyone is hiding things from her#Juno has broken every bone in his body and refuses to elaborate#It’s crazy in there and Vespa has to make sure they don’t die
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Jet stroking his tea kettle: hello my precious
#Tpp#the penumbra podcast#junoverse#my friend did this to me#They looked me in the eyes while they did it too#Like a FREAK#but it felt very Jet codded#So here we go I guess
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Rita: Hi Ms. Doctah Vespa hows your bucket of dead rats!
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#I said this to my anatomy teacher in high school#Love that guy#he just carried around a bucket of dead rats for like two days#it was weird#but whatever
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Juno: Isn't an oil lamp just a wet candle
Nureyev: Juno darling, what the fuck are you saying
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Quanii: I fear I may have sillied too close to the sun
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#the second citadel#second citadel#I legit almost broke my neck#I sillied too close to the sun
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I need everyone to know this was my fathers argument for me to not get top surgery.
He is fully supporting but was having a bit of trouble thinking about it at the beginning.
Juno: How am I going to warm up eggs without my tits
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Vespa loosing it: We've got
To Nureyev: DADDY ISSUES DADDY ISSUES
To Jet: CHAOS JUNKY
To Juno: MOMMY ISSUES
To Buddy: MORE DADDY ISSUES im sorry
To Rita: And you... Rita you seem kinda weirdly self-actualized, as far as I can tell
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#It just fits all of them#Vespa is also daddy issues#shes the only one that would boy up on them lol
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mick: as you probably already know, my great uncle grian donated a hundred thousand dollars to me to start a business
juno: i actually didn't know that. okay, DON'T start a business, let's talk, we can invest the money
mick: i already invested the money! i bought ten thousand stars and named them after you. so first of all, you're welcome, second of all, let's think of business ideas so i can get my money back. number one,
juno: alright, before you get started: no business ideas that have anything to do with stars.
mick: okay, number four. or, actually, number ten then....
(source is jake and amir: business ideas. you can just put that in the tags and delete this parenthesesed part if u please :) i cant add tags lol ^_^)
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Nureyev: Please tell me you have a car
Jet: Yes. We keep it in the attic
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#I’ve been watching Never Stop Blowing Up#Can you tell#its so good and so funny. Watch it#Dropout is amazing#But also like this would happen#They would keep Ruby in the attic if she wanted it#She would go to the attic if she wanted it
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Juno: How am I going to warm up eggs without my tits
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#juno steel#I said this one#Cause I’m getting top surgery#Yay for me#but also it’s funny#Cause when I need to warm an egg quick I put it in my bra#In between my tits#Cause then it’ll warm up a bit faster
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Dark Matter Agents: The beans are a hologram. It’s more sky
Dark Matter agents: *crashes into the beans which are not sky*
#Thank you Brennan Lee mulligan#My beloved man said this#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#juno steel#This was such a funny moment#Like I was laughing so hard I cried
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Rita: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTAH STEEL
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#happy Junos birthday everyone#and merry Christmas if you celebrate#and Channukah tomorrow night for my fellow jews
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