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Before vs After Adoption

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When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

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ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus

THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON

BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT

YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS

OR WOLVES

NO

THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES

ARE SHEEP

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i forgot that men and women didn’t have the same kind of teeth

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Me watching homemade amateur porn:

I wonder if they’re in love.

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whats the point of ant man how is being super small a superpower how does that help anyone

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Faroe Islands

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Ray: Bruges is a shithole. Ken: Bruges is not a shithole. Ray: Bruges is a shithole. Ken: Ray, we’ve only just got off the fucking train. Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we’ve seen the fucking place? Ray: I know it’s gonna be a shithole.