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Fizz did find it weird if what the other imp said was correct that they about 'conquering the holes' to get himself his ship and stuff, not that it was his job to judge. Imps didn't have much to live for around here so in a way it was impressive that this guy was a captain and had his own crew of pirates. But also this just confirmed that this guy got away with things by sleeping around, not only with whores. And this is why Fizz was struggling with. He hasn't ever done anything like that before, reason being he was not into Sins but also he had been sailing around and performing with Mammon, the biggest asexual and sex repulsed captain ever. So maybe... maybe Fizz should just go with this and become one of the many whores this guy had done his business' with. But at least Fizz wouldn't die as a virgin, right?
Listening Blitz talk some more the pirate jesters tail swoop a little bit side to side. Was he getting excited by all this? This other imp sounded like he was an actual pirate since there was bounty on his head yet still he had balls to sneak in the Sins ship out of any other pirate ship there is, knowingly this place was filled with the most powerful pirates. That actually made Fizz's little heart race a little. Blitz was getting more and more interesting person in his eyes, even tho he was also an idiot in Fizz's eyes. Risking his own life for some rum, absolute dumbass.
Fizz followed the imp Captain's lead, backing up against the barrel and was soon stuck between it and the other imp. "Hmmm, well my dear Captain do show me how you'd treat me better than any of the other whores ya had pleasure to sleep with. Show me yer ways, my body is ready to make some new tales with someone~" he said in a bit sassy tone in his voice. Soon his whole frame shivered as he felt Blitz's tongue on his neck, traveling all the way up to his face. Feeling all tingly inside his stomach as he heard the tone Blitz spoke with, and the wording. It all made Fizz feel hot, slowly hardening up already. Maybe becoming just another number wouldn't be that bad. He saw from the corner of his eyes how Blitz pulled out something? What was it? Nothing Fizz had ever seen before. Unwrapping this weird candy looking thing Fizz raised his other brow a little as he saw what was inside. There was moment of silence between the two. "As fun as this thing be, we don' need it fo' tonight, right" Fizz failed to see the connection between a balloon and sex. That being said Fizz threw the condom away as he wrapped arms around the other imps body, pulling him even closer.
"How's my Captain wanna do this? Right here and now, find more private spot? I'm fine either way" Fizz's body moved on it's own, grinding against Blitz as he leaned in for... his first kiss. This kind of things Fizz had only heard in fairy tales or some weird kinky sexual fantasies, never knew he'd ever had an opportunity like this in his little crewmate life. Maybe this was faith? Maybe just a fever dream? Fizz was all in even if part of him, the loud part which never wanted anything like this to happen was dying away.
γπγ β well, shiver me timbers. ye figure me out just like that? βmaybe thar's more than meets the eye. findin' a treasure such as yeself. Alas, conquerin' those holes is what has gotten me this far β grantin' me my own ship an' Jolly Roger. It's not honest work, ye may even call it cheatin', but I call it... a Pirate's life, lassie~ β he rolled his tongue, deliberately returning fire with charm && a mix of smarts too. He knew his tactics were revolting, devilish β but that's how the pirate role worked out. Sinning wherever they touched based. yeah, not everyone had the same methods to obtain their shit, but it wasn't virtues that's for damn sure.
β I have a bounty on me head worth more than a thousand pounds, love. they would turn me in before anythin' else. not that I'm afraid of t' gallows since β I've escaped it once. I'm resilient an' imp-enetrable, kind of like ye. yer body talks a good tale, how can I not be drawn t' it? β speaking off, he attentively listened to their backstory. growing more wide-eyed by the second. unable to fathom what the poor guy must of gone through, working under the deadly Sin of Greed.
how did he manage to escape? did he lost his limbs working under them? The performance gig also reminded him of his own past, a past he never wanted to recall. thus, he reverted to improving his handling. wanting to show them they were worth more than a simple one nightstand.
β pardon me for my callous approach, Fizz. will ye allow me t' try again? I can treat ya better. t' show ye what it feels like t' be tethered with an 'imp'. β half lidded glowing hues fixated on their neck, gently holding the privateer jester by the waist to guide their back against one of the barrels of rum. without haste trailing his tongue down their neck up to their cheek. whispering seductively into their ear, β Lets tell our tales with our bodies, love. I can also be more diligent if ye prefer it. β on cue his tail reached under his own coat, retrieving && offering the other a condom. as hypersexual he was; he had the decency to never commit his deeds without one. But, for this one, he wouldn't oppose to going all the way. something about them caught his eye, more than the others.
like finding a rare gem in a sea of ordinary stones...
he didn't want to let go.
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#Pirate!AU#tw; suggestive#Fizz is ready to be shown how things happens#without this 'balloon' lmao#He needs to tell this to Blitz at some point later on that he thought it was an actual balloon#and here he is thinking Blitz is the dumbass xD#Oh no.... xD#Fizz tries to keep it all quiet#he does not want any Sins to wake up#otherwise he would have waken them up already lol
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Fizz were falling for this pirate's charm he really was. The life at the seas, well it wasn't boring but it still was lacking something. Fizz had never felt someone as close as this one clown who just tried to swoon him to have sex with him, something Fizz hasn't ever done before with anyone. Not that there hasn't been opportunities it's just... there hasn't been the right moment it. So maybe a little fantasy of a heated moment with a stranger may not be the worse thing ever, but then again Fizz quickly saw through that fake over confident swooning tactics. He would only become one of the many whores for this guy.
Listening him Fizz was audibly counting from five, every now and then dropping a number stopping on one as he had listened what this other imp had to say for himself. Fizz looked him again from head to toes, weighting his words... the pose, letting out a mocking laughter. "That's cringy as fuck" not meaning the name or self claimed title, well maybe those as well but the pose. Oh dear lord how did this guy almost sweep Fizz off his feet?
"No disrespect? Comin' from a pirate Captain who waltzes in and first thing he sees is AN imp and then sees them as some cheap ass whore who wouldn't even get paid. Just get robbed after yer fucked their brains out, am I right? Ya don't have anythin' to offer me but to add me as 'one of the whores' ya slept with in yer little Captain's log. Yeah I can see the respect here as loud as I hear that none existing O in yer name" Fizz sasses them out. He was not mad, but more of hurt how he had just been treated there and them down talking Sins like they knew any of them. Fizz had been raised by one of the deadly Sins himself, not that the other knew about it since apparently it sounds just a folktale.
"Ya have fleet after ya, right? 'N robbing Captain Satan's ship would make yer situation better? What if there was Asmodeus or Leviathan up in that crow's nest n' not some little cabin boy like me? Ya would have been dead several minutes ago" Fizz almost wanted to say out loud how he had never heard of this imp pirate crew or the captain with a silent O in his name but judging by everything this guy was bit too prideful and it would shatter his fragile ego into millions of pieces.
"Well ya told me who ya 'r, maybe it's my turn..." he paused for a moment. "The name's Fizzarolli. An imp raised by a Deadly Pirate Sin Mammon himself. Been performing on several islands, ships through my entire life, to captivate my audience with a peak time of their lives. Never have I ever lived with among imps before and never will. I know my place and it's here in this ship with demons who took me in. Never treated me badly. Unlike you. First thing you do is to try and fuck me over just to get yer claws on the rum stack we've got here. Treated me like one time use whore to get what you want. Tell me there was nothing disrespectful. Sir, you have been nothing but disrespectful towards me. The Deadly Sins would never" it was time to slam dunk this asshole in a trash bin where he belongs.. even tho Fizz was hesitating still. He hasn't called any of the crew members to deal with this situation yet. In a way he wanted to know where this was going from here.
Fizz took steps closer and was again just inches away from the pirate captain what's his name. "So ya wanna take me right here n' now? I mean ya said ya can offer me 'so much more' yet ya never even elaborated what would this be. So what'cha gonna do, dear Captain?" that being said Fizz pressed his body against Blitz's wanting to see what was he gonna do. Would he just be here for one night stand for the guy before he robs their rum storage or-...
γπγ he was meeting them half way, also, closing in to seal the kiss. raring for a heated make out sesh in the galley. eyes rendered closed as he slightly towered over them β easily adapting to the tingling feeling of seducing && ravishing his wenches before parting vessels or brothels. However, nothing went as planned.
β FUCKIN' BLIMEY β SHIT! β falling backwards he sprawled on the floor hissing loudly. opening his eyes with a rather shocked expression. Generally, his tactics would always work so... it puzzled him a great deal to be tossed aside like a flea-bitten bum. Though, what came after touched his soul profoundly. more than any of his whores had ever obtained, never coming near his ribbed caged concealing his core. his heart. Completely speechless as he took hold of every word, seeing some resemblance about their "worth" in the world. Reflecting for awhile until the countdown forced him to act quickly.
β Nay! hear me out β that's not what I meant! I mean, ya gotta admit it's unusual for a "imp" t' sail side by side with the deadly sins, right? sounds like a Ol' folk's tale. I meant no disrespect! ye see... i'm... β raising to his feet, he reached for his pistol on the floor β placing it aside his own head with his finger on the trigger.
β Captain BlitzΓΈ, with the silent O. commander of the stolen vessel I renamed. there's a fleet after my ass β so I'd mighty appreciate it if ye don't add t' me troubles, luv. β
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz;;#tw; suggestive#Pirate!AU#I mean he does not know Blitz... nor have he ever heard of him before#but Fizz wouldn't say it out loud because he already seen this guy is bit egoistical ;;#Wouldn't want to shatter his self image tbh#Fizz is torn between should he just let this guy do whatever he wants since life at the sea does not offer too much fun time-..#or should he just wake the sins up lol
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Not that Fizz minded him being called lass, but it just seemed weird coming from someone he just met like less than a minute ago. A guy who did not respect his personal space at all. Suddenly coming at Fizz he froze completely wondering in his mind how in hell and WHY was this happening? Was he dreaming? Why was this weirdo doing all this!? Fizz just stood there with surprised, mixed up with scared expression on his face. His knees started shaking a little as he suddenly felt the others groin area pressing against his.
"Wha-..." he tried to gather his thoughts as he listened the other, still holding onto the bell's rope like his life was depending on it. Did the other really think Fizz would just abandon Satan's ship and leave with them? Fizz looked Blitz in the eyes for a moment he felt little fluttering feelings in his guts. And for a brief moment Fizz actually thought about it. Some sort of weird fantasy of running away with a stranger just tickled his fancy. His tail being touched added some weird tension between the two, Fizz was falling for the other imps words, biting his lower lip he was about to just lean in for a kiss before he suddenly snapped out of it. Reality was calling his name soon. Violently shaking his head Fizz finally pushed the other imp away from him.
"The hell is wrong with ya? No. Yer making fun of me or something? I'm not a cabin boy in this crew, n' even if I was I still would never leave this ship. Not for a stranger no matter how 'alike' we are. Ya don' know fuck about my life. Don't even know my name, so why in the seven deadly seas do ya want me to runaway with ya? And what if being a cabin boy is the only thing I can do right? I mean-..." he paused to take a look at the other from head to toes.
"Couldn't even keep a pirate out of our ship. What use I'd be for ya? Nothing, absolutely nothing. So please leave" while Fizz had been taking he had let go of the bell rope since he tend to talk with his hands as well. "I'll give ye five seconds before I wake everyone up-.."
γπγ is Lass not the pirate term for babygirl? he knew a feminine-ish scallywag when he saw one. meaning nothing ill with his tongue, considering they were one in the same. or... so he thought. Brushing himself off he looked at the with a tilt of his head. raising a brow over their fixation with the Sin's ship. Perhaps, he's held as a prisoner forced to defend the ship? his limbs seemed 'missing' so β surely, they were torturing the poor guy, right?
β I be the rat? Wha' does that make ye? β tryna "rat" me out t' the deadly sins. β he chuckled, slowly approaching the tensed imp with gliding digits. lightly dancing his fingertips down their sides before he pulled them against his pelvis. having their groins rub up against each other. prolonging a besotted glance while trying to swoon them && change their minds from pulling the rope.
β Easy, yer lookin' kinna tense. Lemme help ya out there. β thoroughly caressing their curves he wrapped his tail with theirs. never averting his scarlet hues from theirs. β we're not so different ye an' I. come with me β ye don't have ta live this "cabin boy" life. I can offer ye so much more. β cupping their chin to tilt it up to, gently, force them to meet his gaze.
β Whaddya say, dutchess~? β
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#Pirate!AU#I haven't seen PoC in ages#can't remember half of what happened in them#so lemme check those movies out during my vacation ;;#Well Fizz has never been flirted with nor has he ever done anything sexual with anyone xD#But here he almost just went with it#Not every day a stranger start flirting with you and want to take you with him ;;#Or makeout with you-..
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Stealth was one of Fizz's expertise along with performing and causing distraction and this here proves it. He just managed to caught an imp trying to rob their ships rum barrels, maybe even the treasures. Glad Fizz was, almost, ready for this even tho it was his fault they were in this situation in the first place. So many mistakes have been already done by almost falling asleep, not ringing the bells to alarm the sins, leaving his swords up in the crows nest. Now he was just keeping the other on hold, not being able to move around.
Fizz has never seen an imp stowaway before. Tilting his head a little in confusion, especially when the other opened his mouth calling him a lass which made the imps heart skip a beat. What the hell did he mean by that!? Did Fizz sound like a girl? Look like one? What is going on? And then... the flirtatious tone and the way he spoke to him. You were already making Fizz put his guard down, hell even blush faintly. Following the gun sliding on the deck with his gaze before darting them back at the other, Fizz had a moment to think before loosening up his grip and finally letting go of the other. Maybe he could solve this without any bloodshed, Fizz was not a fighter even tho he knew how to handle swords.
"Ye got few things wrong there" Fizz stated as he stretched his arm to take a hold on a rope that was attached to a bell. He should wake all the sins up if things were about to go south here. "I'm no stowaway, yer literally trying to rob my Captain's ship, ya bilge rat"
"So I suggest you leave the same way ya got up in this ship before I wake everyone up. Don't think yer match for five Deadly Pirate Sins. Personally I wouldn't want to pull this rope-.." mostly because he would have to answer Satan himself why there was a random imp on board.
". . . But I will if ye don't leave"
γπγ Stealth was his expertise, well, sometimes. it always seemed like his plans were foiled just when his target was within his grasp. he felt the robotic prosthetics coil around him && the barrel. cursing right away as he feared for his life. No no no no! Blitz knew he was in deep shit. the Sins had no mercy for his kind, especially as a stowaway thief. Nonetheless, his expression changed drastically when the other imp came within his sights. Feeling utmost relief to find another kin. also... a bit confused to find them in such a vessel.
Shaking off his perplexed demeanor he settled into their hold. relaxing as he reverted to his usual flirtatious exploits.Β having been in brothels more times than he can count. it was one of his given talents to bang wenches.
β tryna find the finest booty I've ever laid me eyes on β an' I think I found it. Ahoy! t' ya too, lass. β
wanting to ease the tension, his tail retrieved his gun under his coat before sliding it over to them. β I am unarmed. I pose no threat β so how 'bout you loosen up for me? as fellow stowaways? β assuming the other was after rum too, he pretend to be a normal pirate. keeping quiet about his 'captain' status. thanking the seas for having left behind his dead-giveaway hat back in his ship.
#IC;;#Pirate!AU#Blitzbuckz#I shall watch Sinbad when I have time during my vacation ;;#Omfg... nooo do not eat Fizz#he tastes bad#but also Imma make few of my icons sepia colored so it looks... less vibrant on the replies here#See him not wanting to rat such a smooth imp out tho#that... and he is bit scared of Satan's reaction lmao#Never has anyone ever flirted with Fizz :C
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I will be low activity on my blog until Friday... may reply things here and there but Friday and from there I will be here for a month, everyday! It's summer vacation time so no more being dead on the inside because of work!
Sorry for the delay on things around here ;; //
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It was a quiet night like most of them. Fizz was on a night watch duty, at times poking his head out of the crows nest to take a look around before laying back on his back, gazing at the starry sky above. Barely not ever happened so Fizz knew he could nap every now and then. Too bad this was a mistake on his part. His eyes opened wide as he heard someone talking at the deck, someone whose voice he did not recognize. "Shit- . . " Fizz said under his breath as he took his weapons out, ready to strike after waking everyone up. But for his surprise he saw only one person down there, plus a one rowing boat near the ship.
Usually Fizz would have rang the bell at this point to alarm everyone but for some reason he didn't. First thing being he'd get caught for slacking during his shift plus there was only ONE pirate trying to rob them, Fizz could handle it. With stealthy moves he made his way down as he kept his eyes on the target. The deck had some dim lights/lanterns so he would be spotted if he didn't act right away... "What are ye doing here?" without hesitation Fizz had stretched his arms and wrapped them around the other imp, and the barrel from a safe distance. Guess who forgot his swords up in the crows nest? This guy.
"Yer not gettin' anything from this ship, 'matey'"
βΰΌΊπ©β οΈοΈπͺΰΌ»β π»πππππ πΎππππππ
γ¨welcomin' aboard stowaway; @peppy-jester
γπγ he waited for the dead of night. when most of Satan's crew fell in deep slumber. letting Millie row his 'Jolly boat' next to the huge vessel while preparing to take a leap. β Here's good enough Mills! β gimme thirty minutes tops. They won't know what hit 'em. β he devilishly chuckled, giving his crewmate the signal to row away as he took that leap to latch onto the ship's lower wale. using his claws to crawl to the top of the deck before stealthily rummaging around.
β c'mon c'mon c'mon β where's the fuckin' booty? β searching for anything of "value" to steal, he kept sneaking around. inevitably ending up in the ship's galley. β Thar she is, my beauty~ β he eyed all the goods, foremost, the barrels full of rum. taking a giant whiff as he hugged one of the barrels. forked tongue out, embracing it with elated tail wags.
#IC;;#Pirate!AU#Blitzbuckz#I should watch Sinbad as well#it's been years since I last saw that one ;;#Never take Fizz's food tho :C
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Pirate AU
Since this is now a thing Fizz actually starts as a part of Mammon's Crew at first. Their Pirate Crew sails around, does performing but during the performance where Fizz and few robo Fizz's are the main attractions/distractions, Mammon and some other robots does rob the place, and kills people who are at wrong place at the wrong time.
This is the base story, but at some point either performance goes wrong and they get caught or Fizz just gets fed up by his Captain (read Mammon) and flees middle of the night just to become a main target of Mammon.
He either joins in another Pirate Crew one way or another. How, we can talk about it. But he will be trying to survive on his own for a moment.
Mammon mentioned here is my Mam @unhinged-greed
#Pirate AU#He will forever be a performer#but also Fizz knows how to fight with double swords in this AU/verse
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Just like everyone else, I will also be adding Pirate AU in this blog. Fizz could be part of any of the crew, not only being bind in Satan's crew just because Ozzie is there. I love his pirate outfit so much you don't even know ;; //
#OOC;;#Pirate Au#He is the booty-... for men-.. just saying#If you wanna plot or have any ideas hit me up ;;#Never knew I'd love the Pirate thing this much
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Jam of the day; Safri Duo - Played-A-Live
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Currently Fizz felt like the most happiest and luckiest guy in Hell for same reasons as Blitz did. Sure he managed to start a new life with the Deadly Sin but something just felt off in that relationship. Fizz loved Ozzie there's no doubt about that but a Deadly Sin and an imp just weren't as strong combination as imp and another imp. Back when he was proposed Fizz would have easily denied it, but since he and Blitz were meant for each other ever since they were younger... plus they did have their little plays where they did some weird engagement stuff with the ringpops. How could Fizz ever say no to that?
And now he was being held by his husband to be, letting out very off sound purring which sounded more like frog croaking than anything else. Bit insecure of his purring Fizz quickly cleared his throat, looking elsewhere as he let out a sigh. "W-..Well guess I have to wait until morning then" he let out a little laughter as he brushed the purring sound under the rug. "I hope they are worth of waiting. So no weird names like Pacchiano or Padella-.. Wait" Fizz paused there for a moment giving it a thought. Damn those sounded such a cute names, especially Padella. Well fuck his life then. That name will be on a list.. but at the morning, now... he just wanted to stay close with Blitz.
He felt warm and very much safe/protected as he was being held so close. Fizz himself pressed his head against Blitz's chest giving it a slight nuzzling as he wrapped arms around his husbands body. For some reason Fizz felt extra affectionate, was it because they went so hard on the rounds earlier? Was he still affected by the weird oils he put in their bath? Who knows. If tomorrow wasn't such a busy and full day for them Fizz would have wanted to go one more round, his hormonal cycle was going wild tonight. "Not like my ass is already sore after the second round and you know it babe. But no, we can try again tomorrow~ .... Now-.." he paused just to let out a yawn. He was tired, so tired.
". . . Good night babe. You really make me feel the happiest person ever~" a quick kiss on his husbands cheek before he nuzzle back against his chest, slowly drifting off. Ready for the new rollercoaster of an adventure for the next day.
γπγ Tomorrow. at the amusement park. that's when he planned to tell him. the guilt kept toying with his thoughts β his vows he shared on their engagement discourse. it was wrong to keep it hidden from his fiancΓ©e after everything they've been through. he knew that much so, its been decided β tomorrow will be the day everything goes down. whether he will be forgiven or not is for his belove to determine. Whatever happens... Blitz's ready for it.
β I miss you moooaar ~ more than the lil' yappers. β he hollered back, settling against the bed's headboard. sitting up right with the towel wrapped around his neck. reminiscently sighing as he couldn't get his wife out of his head. Feeling like the luckiest guy in the world to have gone through so much trauma β && yet, still end up with his first interest. his first crush. what he thought he had long lost for over a decade.... now, belongs to him. He dreamt about this! in fact, everything felt like a daydream. Granted, there was still some bullshitting obstacles testing their relationship but... overall they were getting by. making the most of their engagement. soon to be newly weds. he couldn't of asked for a more perfect partner to be condemned in Hell with. frankly, the place felt less shitty by their side.
β welcome back, beautiful. Sorry β I can't control myself around a hottie like you. it's a given. maybe next time we can hit the showers together. when you're not... uh, y'know. β getting a 'feel' he trailed his claws lower, carefully && tenderly rubbing Fizz's belly. sliding one leg around their lower region to further provide warmth. also to keep them nicely tethered && wrapped against him.
β I had a few more names in mind but β I didn't write 'em down. we'll talk in the mornin'. Get yer rest, Love. it's going t' be a long day tomorrow. As much as I'd love t' keep our boning streak going β I don't want you t' get too sore for the rides. β he lightly chuckled, returning a quick kiss of his own before snuggling with his fiancΓ©e. hoping this wouldn't be the last night they shared an intimate moment.... when he comes clean about his contract.
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#nsfw#tw; nsfw#Shhhhh.. let his hormones go off the roof and have him be all horny ;;#He does want those kids with Blitz... shit is going down in his body ;C#But yes! Lu Lu World date will be absolutely the cutest thing ever#Fizz approves Paprika as a name since he himself likes bell peppers a whole lot ;;#also.. Pepper as a name there#and I went to google some Italian words for this reply... Fizz likes the name Padella now xD#We gonna end this here? Ooooor-.. continue the date right after this one with a time skip to a morning??? :o
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Fizz summer standee available via Shark Robot July 23, 2024. Art by GasuGuma.
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Just saying you're nothing to Blitz. You'll end up in the pile of exes like the rest of the people he had been sleeping with. It's all fun and games until things get more serious. He'll flee and leave your sorry ass Fizz. You deserve better than this.
"Well thanks for the warning and your concern dear Anon. I'm more than aware of his history with some randos and Verosika, I've even taken part of those 'I hate Blitz' -parties. But IF this ever happens to me he is free to leave 'my sorry ass' if he wants to but I'm gonna make sure there'll be no second chances. I can easily find a new partner who'd take care of me and this time I would never break up with anyone for him. Besides he would never find another one like me so I know I'm safe, he won't ever pull that shit like that to me. We communicate if there is something wrong, it's not only about sex between us~"
"Love you, babe~"
@blitzbuckz mentioned.
#IC;;#anon ask#anon reply#Blitzbuckz#He hears you but is even less than 0% concerned Blitz would ever leave his ass tbh#They share a special bond nothing any of Blitz's exes did#In this verse he loves Blitz the most but also will set some boundaries in their relationship ;(
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Fizz managed to notice Blitz acting bit strangely there as he spoke up, raising his brow a little but leaving it be, for now...but that was bit odd. And of course Blitz would throw the one name in that Fizz wouldn't want their kid to be named as; Pirate. He had a bit ptsd of the topic since they were kids. Blitz being overly fixated on pirates, and horses.. but mostly pirates at the time. Fizz were bit force fed the whole topic and had to take part in some pirate games. It just got under his skin at one point he actually started to throw punches at the other. But he did say this was just a draft list. They didn't have to pick all the names on the list. Just the ones they both agreed on?
"Miss you already, you and your big d-... and our Queef babies!" his voice echoed through the hall as Fizz approached the bathroom once more. He hang his towel on a hook as he made his way to the shower. It was time to have one more shower before bed time. While washing his whole body he did was his stomach area with more gently, just in case a miracle would happen and any of his husbands seeds would have fertilized him. He wouldn't want to cause any harm for the baby-ies. Letting out an amused chuckle for this whole baby fever he managed to catch. Everything did start from a joke he made out of blue.
After a quick body was Fizz took one more glance at the mirror. Yeah no, the fat did not fit him at all. Maybe tomorrow everything would have turned back to normal size, right? With a deep sigh Fizz dried himself on the towel, wrapping it around his body and quickly ran back to the bedroom, making few hoops and somersaults while he was at it.
"It was lame and stupid to take a shower alone. Never again" they barely ever did this when Blitz was spending a night over, it actually felt like a crime to shower all alone without his husband. Diving under the blanket his head soon popped out, wrapping arms around Blitz with a smile on his face. "Did you add any names on the list?" he was just curious. Actually few more P words did pop in his mind.
"Ready to hit the hay so we won't be dead tired on our first date. That would be rather sad if we just yawn there while trying to make new funny memories" Fizz pulled in closer to rest his head next to his fiancΓ©'s, giving him a quick kiss. "Was gonna suggest a round four but that can wait until the morning~"
γπγ Blitz wanted to match their excitement, he really did. Needless to say, with Mammon's threatening words still lingering in his thoughts β he couldn't fully think ahead of their future. Specially when... he was keeping secrets behind promised vows. it was gradually eating him up β thankfully their celebration activity did a good job keeping his thoughts elsewhere. away from the dangerous endeavors they would soon come to face. Well, most of the time it helped keep his cool.
β before anythin' happens? t-that's crazy! β we're stress free! no big deal, I got ya' covered. β he quickly reassured before taking the towel to wipe away his beading sweat drops streaming down his forehead. Pretending he was still drying himself from his shower. unbeknownst that his fiancΓ©e was referring to their eggs that had yet to develop... not Hell's stressful conundrums.
β well, fuck me then. If we're keepin' Pipzo β then I'm adding Pirate! See how you like it. I'm only sayin' it 'coz I don't wanna bring up the past. even if... we have gone past it, per se. β he softly spoke his last statement there; unable to avert his eyes from looking at their broken horns once more. Blitz was able to see it now without crying his eyes out, yet, the pain didn't subsided all the way. he still felt a tinge of hurt if he looked at them for too long. feeling guilty foremost.
β The names aren't bad, but β yeah... we're keepin' the notes for now. Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here. Focus on recoverin' first, my love. we will discuss the rest when the time comes. β he returned to devotedly beam at his partner; kissing them back instinctively as he took the paper && watched them take their leave. letting them part with a quick slap on their ass.
β Don't keep me deprived of your warmth too long, sweet cheeks. I'll be waitin'~ β
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#nsfw#tw; nsfw#Blitz.. no faves allowed ;C#all the kids are LOVE in their own unique way#especially Pastel#and Pipzo#and Paprika#and Pirate#And Nerd#Fizz VS Blitz when they are about to name the kids xD#I can't wait this#it's gonna be epic#rip Round 4
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Fizz was over the moon by the idea of kids. The list was a proof of that. There were currently some names starting with P, but also words, and some made up names like Pipzo that Blitz just decided to shoot down. Not only had Fizz written down the possible names, but also was planning their future, you know a new house in some rich neighborhood where there was no mafioso's or some low lives bringing any harm to them or their kids. Fizz has it all covered, maybe sharing the thoughts with Blitz... someday. Now they already are having some issues with the names.
"Of course I would make a list already. There's no better time than start before anything happens so there's no stress later on" he just gave a shrug. Fizz would be the only person to have a list of names before there was even any eggs developing inside of him. He was excited but hearing what Blitz had to say, the tone was less energetic as before. "I mean this is not the final draft, nothing is set on stone yet. We can always pick the ones we like for our babies. And the rest we gonna give to the future Queives! And fuck you... PipZO is a perfect name! I will fuckin' fight you with this one. He gets name after his dad. You can silence the O there all you want but it's Pipzo or nothing" Fizz was dead set on this name. He actually thought it would be adorable, very unique, no one else would share his name. "You're already calling our babies nerd and some italian dish. My name has nothing to do with any food, not that I know off..." Fizz paused for a moment to give it a thought. No, his name didn't actually have an origin, his parents might just have a stroke when they named him?
"My name is as unique as Pipzo. Pastel has nothing to do with pasta and don't you dare to call Pixel a nerd. Who knows they might become an athlete, better yet A CLOWN" Fizz knew how much Blitz did not like about clown business. Now knowing their kids might wanna become one. "Not that I'm deciding it. They can get into anything they want, become what they want. Except a hookers, that's not gonna happen in this household" Fizz let out a chuckle, giving quick pets on their Quieves heads.
"You can add names and words on the list if you want. I'll hit the shower now" Fizz got up of the bed just to land just there before Blitz's face, inches away... then giving him a kiss. "I'll be right back babe~" one more quick kiss before Fizz made his way out of the room. Time for him to get all tidy, ready for tomorrow's date.
γπγ he dropped the kaiju cock talk for now, figuring it was an inappropriate time to bring it up. although he's seen it happen before in movies, he hadn't seen it in person either. an oversized dick still seemed pretty deadly but β this was also the same imp that had a dragon driller 5000. it was evident to say they weren't scared of dick; no matter the size.
Blitz also knew that his fiancΓ©e had the most resilient && flexible body out there, yet, he knew it was impossible for them to have thousands of children. it was fantasy talk but, mostly, wishful thinking. He never had biological children before so... to have at least 'one' would make him feel like the luckiest guy in all Hell! with how much fondly they talked about entertaining children... he couldn't help to want that. more than ever before. unable to refrain from beaming when he returned to a cheery soon-to-bride.
β calm yer horses, I'm comin' β whaddya have there, love? β he loved to see it, seeing how bubbly Fizz gets when he's really excited over something. which tended to happen when they were munching on burgers or performing together β it liberated his heart to see them this way. always. β Satan's taint... you're already thinkin' of names?! β he wrapped his towel around his own neck, closing in their proximity to have a closer look of the list. ignoring the two Quieves below begging for upsies.
β Hm, Pixel sounds like a nerd. Pipzo should be "Pip" drop the "zo". I like Pastel though β reminds me of pasta. isn't yer name similar t' an italian pastry? β
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#nsfw#tw; nsfw#NO! NO PIRATE!#Like Blitz can add it there on the list while Fizz is gone xD#His disappointment is immeasurable xD#But yes for the impish Loud House#No day is like the other#always something happening#I feel bad for Pastel even tho he is just enjoying his alone time without loud siblings around him ;;#Pipzo and Pirate would be good friends/brothers xD
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Who is your favorite Cosplay Pikachu?
(Can be ic or ooc)
"These two for sure!"
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"And mun agrees! Loving these two main cosplay Pikachu's"
#IC;;#and#OOC;;#Rockstar is the one I usually keep my Pikachu as but I love the Popstar as much ;;#Legit the only one I don't like is the Libre#PH.D and Belle are adorable as well#tw; Pokemon
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The more Blitz spoke about his daughter the more convinced Fizz became of this not staying as a joke for too long. The excitement was written on the jesters face as he listened his soon to be husband, tail wagging a little side to side. He did want an actual kid with Blitz, several. Maybe not thousand but more than just few. If Blitz was this ready for the challenge of a parenthood he already had some knowledge of, so was Fizz! He was ready for everything with the love of his life.
"Yeah well maybe he doesn't need to warn anyone about such a risks, not that he wants to kill anyone with his kaiju cock or anything" Fizz just said quickly, not really wanting to talk about his ex while Blitz were still fully inside of him. Besides Fizz still thought the idea of dying while having sex would be rather fun way to go, better than many other options out there.
He could only let out an amused chuckle at the suggestion. One more time tho... where he would have wanted to, especially now that the idea of a family had planted in his head, would his body take one more session without his guts ripping open? Who knows.. besides they had a date tomorrow, what a sad sight it would be if Fizz still looked like a walking sperm bank. Feeling un-cute and super unattractive? Even tho Blitz seemed like he loved the way he looked, not only without his hat but a little bloated stomach?
Fizz bit his lower lip when Blitz finally pulled himself out, the little suction feeling he had in his rectum made some of the juices spew out. "Okay babe, I'll be waiting for your return. Me and the babies, and Queives who are not in the room currently" he said in amused tone, soon sitting up. He felt all so excited, giddy... warm and happy at the same time. All thanks to Blitz. "Babies eh...." he said quietly under his breath. If they had the kids, they should probably first get married, something Fizz has been waiting a moment now, of course would be waiting until the time is right. But also buy an actual house. Like a very wealthy family should. Big house, big backyard filled with all kind of fun stuff for the kids to do. Clapping his hands together in excitement. Yes, this was a future he'd want for them.
Stretching his arms to get himself a pair of 3D glasses, pad and a pen Fizz started writing something on a paper while waiting Blitz's return. A list of potential names. There were some starting with different letters but soon Precious and Pickle both ran in the room Fizz looked down at the two, helping them on a bed. And then it hit him... the letter P. Sure Blitz would make lots of immature jokes about this and probs would wanna give their kids names as Penis or Pussy... or even worse.. PIRATE! But soon the paper was filled with list of mostly words that start with P.
Fizz's gaze lifter from the paper when Blitz finally had finished his shower session. "Babe! Babe! Look what I made! A potential list of baby names for our Dozen plus one kids! Or thousand, who knows how things works" Fizz was proudly showing the list to his husband, waiting his approval... or overall opinion on the names on it.
Β γπγ β Uh, THE BEST! I raised one of the most toughest Hellhounds out there as my own flesh an' blood β thousands of our little spawns won't wear me down. Plus, for you, I'd face anythin'. β he soothingly spoke, nuzzling some more before their following retort prompted another chuckle out of him.
β Are you serious? you used t' date only Hell's biggest cock! an' he never warned you of the 'coition death'?! Fuck β maybe you could go for another round. β his eyes averted a little to analyze his fiancΓ©e's body. as if he was filled with wonder how their small body could put up with so much without taking a toll. Curiously sizing them up before Fizz retrieved his attention by guiding his hand. Instantly blushing when their lips met && his own palm brushed over their inflated stomach. Looking intently with bedroom hues when their lips parted right after.
β go? go where? β wanna go for another? β he purred, seductively rolling his hips to give their inners a final deserving pump before hunkering down && kissing their abdomen one more time. β alright, you win β I'll go first so we can catch some Zs. I'll be back in a jiff, honey~ β sliding out he watched as more of his essence spewed into the bed. with gritting fangs carefully backing up to take his leave.
β Sorry for the mess! I'll get it cleaned up after I get back. β he glibly waved, returning to the showers for a final rinsing.
#IC;;#Blitzbuckz#nsfw#tw; nsfw#Blitz thinking he could handle lots of kids with Fizz xD#they are both in a surprise of a life time#The imp version of Loud House is real#also yes..#Fizz making a long ass list of names... thinking Pirate being worse name than Pussy or Penis xD#He didn't even write it down#or any of those down#just so maybe Blitz wouldn't add Pirate in there xD#Pipzo is in the list#name after their dad
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