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happy fathers day everyone i am hungover and eating frozen raw cookie dough
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this blog is officially 9 months old, who up birthing pequins
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would u guys still love me if i wrote fics for more fandoms (still writing rpf but other stuff too)
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schlatt is so big its actually kinda scary like what if he licks my head
#like what if he starts chewing on my hair like a giraffe..#he could grip my head like a basket ball#im horrified#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#schlatt
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me after reading a fic where schlatt says “babygirl” bc no he literally would not
#he literally would not#donut speak to me if you think he uses BABYGIRL.#schlatt#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader
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im simply a conduit of my followers wishes
we need top scientists to study what remains of the lunch club fangirls. the one writing heterosexual cscoop x reader smut is back in the tags again and i've never wanted to pick at someone's brain so bad in my whole life
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true guys stop doing this
we need top scientists to study what remains of the lunch club fangirls. the one writing heterosexual cscoop x reader smut is back in the tags again and i've never wanted to pick at someone's brain so bad in my whole life
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absolutely amazing day to be a jealous schlatt truther
#schlatt#jschlatt#why is nobody talking about this#im wet just thinking about it#lord have mercy#FUCCCCKKKKKK#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#jschatt#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt imagine#schlatt fanfic#schlatt headcanons#jschlatt headcanons
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i want it in all holes
#schlatt slap me with the tip#i have no shame#shame is for losers#it doesnt exist to me#what color is his pussy#schlatt#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you
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Sapnap × fem!reader about first date or something also?? (Dont nsfw) 🥺
i would rather be shot
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𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

• doting to the point of annoyance. do you need anything? are you comfortable? are you hungry? thirsty? did you take prenatals today?do you want a blanket? you need a blanket.
• absolutely clueless about what he’s doing, but he’d put on an act like he knows what he’s doing, secretly calling his mom for step-by-step instructions.
• tells everyone you’re pregnant. random cashier? their pregnant btw!
• talking to your tummy as soon as he finds out you’re pregnant and swears the baby can hear him.
• “i will love you forever, unless you’re a red sox fan.”
• definitely forces the baby to listen to his christmas album
• starts referring to you as ‘momma’ much to your dismay
• suggests baby names like ‘blender’ and ‘playbutton’
• stays up for hours on google researching ‘what to do when pregnant’ and giving himself anxiety.
• his research leads him to believe that you need to be in bed! all the time!
• he attends all your appointments and somehow gets more emotional than you
• absolutely pretends like he knows more than your obstetrician, google said so.
• already practicing his horrible dad jokes
• "what did the ocean say to the beach?" "what?" "nothing, it just waved."
• takes pictures and videos of your bump, every. single. day.
• nests harder than you do, buys unnecessary gadgets, organizes baby clothes that wont fit by month 2.
• tries to paint the nursery himself but accidentally getting paint all over himself and the walls.. and the carpet.
• definitely bought himself a ‘worlds best dad’ mug
#schlatt#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt fanfic#schlatt imagine#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#jschlatt fic#jschatt#jschlatt headcanons#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#schlatt art#schlatt fanfic#schlatt x#jschaltt#jschlatt smut
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hes so cute someone kill this guy
#schlatt#jschlatt#hes such a silly little guy#BOMB HIM!!!!!#SOMEOME KILL THIS GUY!!!!!!#schlatt ur so cutie pie#i love you#i need him.#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader
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LOOOORDDD HAVE MERCY IM BOUT TO BUSSTTT
#WAIT IM SOAKED#i need his cock#creampie me? now?#came so hard i saw a bright white light#jschlatt x reader#schlatt#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#jschlatt headcanons#jschlatt fic#schlatt imagine#schlatt art#schlatt x reader smut#schlumbo
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this is very important.
#schlatt#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#ted nivison x reader smut#ted nivision smut#ted nivison smut#ted nivision#ted nivison#especially ted#ted nivision x reader#ted nivison x reader#charlie slimecicle smut#charlie slimecicle x reader#charlie slimecicle#charlie slimesicle x reader#i need sandwiched by chuckle sandwich#chuckle sammy#chuckle sandwich
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AUUUUFHHGEHEB!!/&/92&1):?3!??&/!
#schlatt#i just needed to get this out#i need him to put me in a headlock with his big arms.#fuck me!!! fuck me!!! fuck me!!!#jschlatt#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#schlatt fanfic#schlatt art#schlatt x reader smut#schlumbo#schlatt headcanons#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x#jschlatt headcanons#jschatt#im wet just thinking about it
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hes so cute i hate him




been capturing the times he laughs for real
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