#schlatt headcanons

[darkniters]

jschlatt who whispers to you

twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.

you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.

you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.

his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.

you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.

his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.

you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.

he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.

“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)

“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.

“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.

you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.

schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.

“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.

[nvmadic]

schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”

[blushk1tten]

sweet as sugar ꨄ

— sfw: schlatt with a s/o who bakes —

schlatt likes to joke that it’s your fault he’s such a “fat fuck”

he also loves to call you nicknames that kind of relate to baking like sugar, honey, sweetie, etc.

he’ll leave his stream for a minute and come back snacking on your latest creation because the kitchen always has some kind of treat

schlatt also has done a few baking streams with you, though it’s much more chaotic than your usual baking

he’ll try not to waste your ingredients, but he can’t help throwing some flour at you or swiping some icing on your cheek if he gets bored

his other bit for the streams is just saying a bunch of innuendos about how much he “loves your goodies”

occasionally schlatt tries to seriously help you bake, but he just spends the time sneaking tastes and holding you from behind while he asks questions

“why can’t you combine everything at once” and “how is this dough different from the other one you just made”

he likes to sing to you while you bake

one day while you’re making a wedding cake for one of your friends, he’s holding you from behind and humming softly, then quietly speaks up

“do you think you’ll make our wedding cake”

overall baking with schlatt is either chaotic and funny, or sweet and domestic

[know-its-for-the-better]

living w schlatt hcs

guys im down so bad this week and with today's p.o. unboxing i fear it only got worse. anyways i just had a bunch of thoughts ab what it would be like to live w schlatt while y'all are dating. so these are my hcs. (also i am like incredibly new to writing original material so lmk if this is any good fr)

-this is not the first or last time this will be said but this man is an ass grabber. as soon as he knows it's something you're okay with? he's doing it. not in public, bc in my head he's not big on PDA, but when you're at home? every time he passes by you it's a grab of the ass and a big cheesy grin and he sometimes even a kiss on the cheek

-again, not the first time anyone has mentioned this, but this man is giant. 6'4. so he's def a big fan of the hug from behind. he likes to tower over you and kiss the top of your head. whether you're cooking, cleaning, looking out the window, or admiring jambo on his cat tree; he will come up and squeeze you into a hug from behind with no warning.

-"toots, come here rq" just to ask for a kiss while he's working or editing. simply as motivation to keep going. he says "it's like a reward" and you happily oblige.

-since he doesn't really stream anymore, he doesn't play a lot of video games, but when he does, he lets you sit in his lap as long as you sit still and don't distract him... (obviously you do sometimes... not your fault you have needs and he looks so cute when he's focused...)

-the drunk chuckle sandwich episode had me thinking about you playing bartender for him and making him different drinks to try since he usually just drinks straight from the bottle. he would say some shit like "i'm ngl i didn't know you could make it taste that good." bc nobody ever really bothered to make him try different cocktails until you

-super domestic dancing in the kitchen to old music. duke ellington and etta james and all different kinds of jazz and old love songs, it doesn't matter bc he is spinning you around and kissing you softly as it plays in the background while he sings to you.

-not to be cringe but he would sooo be into that thing those couples do when the smaller partner says "uppies!" and then the other one picks them up. except it would just be a look you give him and putting your arms out with a grabby motion and he would know.(bc im sorry the thought of saying uppies makes me wanna gag) he would pick you up and carry you around like a koala with your legs wrapped around his torso AND he's happy to do it. but just at home bc like i said he's not really into pda.

-he would so take candid pics of you at golden hour. you'd just be in the living room looking out the window with jambo or {redacted} and admiring the sunset and next thing you know there's a disposable camera or the little girl camera right in your face. he would so say some stupid shit to get you to laugh and then snap the picture. but once he gets one, you force him to hop in the frame while holding the other cat so you can get a cute little family pic while the lighting is good. obviously, you made it your background within the next ten minutes. and he made his background the candid picture of you the second he got the pictures onto his phone.

ok so hi!! i hope these fed you a little im so incredibly new to this whole writing thing but this was a lot of fun for me so if you have any suggestions i think my ask box is open? idk how those work but im sure i can figure it out. thanks for reading i know i yapped quite a bit LMAO

[slxtmeri]

hi love <3 thinking about being a good house wife for jschlatt <3333 all the feminism leaving my body rn

star ml you are so real for this... this is a good fic idea... SHOULD I WRITE A SMUTSHOT??

anyways maybe i will but for nows headcanons mwah

- cooking things for him while he is recording/streaming, bringing them in to surprise him

- he buys you cute aprons as gifts, sometimes they'll have cute engravings like "jay's wifey" or "jay's fucking property"

- if you take extra time to clean or organize a specific area, he DEFINITELY notices. his eyes will light up as he pulls you in for a kiss

"you did such a good job, baby!"

- takes you out for dinner after a long day of spring cleaning, or other housework

- in addition to you being a good housewife, he'll do his best to help out. sometimes you'll walk in to find him folding clothes you were in the middle of doing, or maybe he serves you breakfast in bed.

- had to do one horny one

- bends you over the counter while you're in the middle of cooking/cleaning

"jay... the food..."

"shh, sweetheart. be a good girl and let me fuck you, hmm?"

[storiesforallfandoms]

sitting on jschlatt's lap ~ h.c

warnings: rpf, some swearing, fluffy fluffy goodness, a little mention of smut but not much

he pulled you onto his lap the first time

you and a group of your friends were hanging out at someone's house, and you had gotten up just long enough to go to the bathroom

when you came back, someone had taken your seat

and there was no other available places to sit besides the floor

"move your feet, lose your seat"

schlatt had patted his lap and said, "i got a seat for ya here, toots"

you didn't think he was serious because, at this point, you weren't dating yet

but, as you tried to walk past him, he took hold of your waist and pulled you down onto his lap

you face was on fire the entire time

but he was so casual about it

it only took a week after that for the two of you to start dating, and every chance he could get, you were on his lap

he was streaming and wanted you to join? you were sat on his lap

watching a movie together? on his lap

hanging out with friends? his lap

fucking you stupid?

well...you get the point

he loved to have you on his lap so he could hold you

believe it or not, schlatt is a very affectionate guy when he's in a relationship

his love language is definitely touch, i'm calling it now, so he'd be touching you whenever he could

but especially he needs you on his lap, with your head on his shoulder and his arms around your waist

that's his favorite position for anything, full stop

[cynicaltirade]

Somnophilia Headcannons / Little Ideas

:33 < Awahh!!! I was doing a roleplay with a friend and we got onto a (consenual) somonophilia scene and it had me absolutely r33ling in somno ideas for the chuckle fucks and the reader!!!

TED NIVISON

ミ★ Didn't expect to like the idea as much as he did. suprisingly into it after a bit of talking.

ミ★ Is careful to be quiet at first but he just can't help but to groan and praise you a bit louder as he gets closer to cumming.

ミ★ Starts off with just using your hand to jack himself off before moving to tit fucking you (if applicable), and finally full P in V penetration (f) / or blowing you (m)

ミ★ Takes pictures. Takes so many fucking pictures oh my god. You look so perfect when you're asleep and he, /HE/ gets the honor of fucking you at your most peaceful? he's in heaven.

SCHLATT

ミ★ Suprised you want to, unsuprisingly really into it.

ミ★ Tries (yeah right) to let you sleep peacefully through it but most of the fun for him is teetering on the edge of waking you up.

ミ★ The type to eat you out and finger you for a while just to get you warmed up before just going straight into fucking you.

ミ★ Intentionally goes rougher right before he cums just so he can see the confused bleary look on your face as you wake up right before he paints it white.

ミ★ Sets his phone down on the bedside table to record while he fucks you in your sleep. What? He likes having little mementos!

CHARLIE SLIMSICLE

ミ★ Would be hesitant at first but would go along with it after you convince him that you are actually ok with it and want to do it!

ミ★ Anxious about possible waking you up, so he goes really slow, gentle and tries his best to stay quiet.

ミ★ Mostly sticks to fucking your thighs and your mouth since those feel the least at risk of waking you up.

ミ★ Uncomfortable taking physical pictures, but the image of his cock slipping in and out between your thighs is going to be permanently burned into his memory.

︿︿︿︿︿︿ [🐾🌱🐾 ]︿︿︿︿︿︿

:33 < That's all for now! I just <3 <3 <3 I love them so much. i want them so badly. I genuinely have such bad chuckle sammy brain rot its not even funny. Anyways, still mostly going to be lurking as an anyan, I just had to share this on my own account!!!

[titishq]

Fratboy!Jschlatt - Headcanons

⤷ pairing: fratboy!jschlatt x gn!reader

contains: swearing , mention of bimbos— , mentions of partying & drinking , angst if you squint , overwhelming toothrotting fluff

summary: headcanons of fratboy!jschlatt falling for you & your relationship!!<3

⋆ jay thinks he’s the biggest and toughest person, but in reality he’s a total softie.

⋆ he hates when he finds himself falling for someone that isn’t a stereotypical ‘bubble headed blonde bimbo’, meaning he’ll actually have to try to get noticed by them. he especially hates when he found himself falling for you.

⋆ you were just some nerd compared to him, you didn’t care for sports, you didn’t show up to parties or games, you were just focused on your studies and graduating college—!

⋆ at first he started annoying you; throwing papers on your desk, bumping into you, knocking your bag over. when he finally got a reaction from you, he was over the moon, even if you essentially told him to ‘fuck off’.

“jesus christ, jonathan! fuck off, you’re so annoying!” you groaned and grabbed the piece of paper he threw at you, looking back at him and tossed it right back. you didn’t understand why he was smiling so much at you.

“thanks, sweetheart.” he smiled and grabbed the paper, un-crubbling it to see the small note he had written for you, one asking you on a date. he couldn’t help but feel a little sad that you didn’t notice, but he knew one day you’d realize what the papers meant.

⋆ the second you started giving him attention, he was using it to his advantage. moving into bright colored sticky notes so they’d pop out on the brown desk, if they stuck to your black bag it was obvious he was messing with you.

⋆ he’ll follow you around the school when he can, making excuses like he’s simply going to class or lunch, but in reality he’s just attempting to admire you.

⋆ be purposely started failing the class you had together so the teacher would force you to help him, causing the two of you to become closer somewhat, but you were still insanely annoyed by him.

⋆ he would act so dumb when you point out an obvious answer, looking at you with big doe eyes in an attempt to get you to just give in and kiss him already; but we all know that’s not gonna happen (yet).

⋆ he starts inviting you to parties, not surprised when you decline his offers at first, but after so many times you give in and show up to a overcrowded frat hour at 12 AM.

“jay, what the hell?” you looked at him with a worried expression, seeing him already downing shots in the kitchen with his friends, who were busy hyping him up. he looked up at you with a soft gaze, approaching you and leaning down to whisper in your ear. “just have fun, toots. let loose a little.”

he had convinced you to have one shot of pure vodka some kid has gotten his hands on, the liquid burned going down, causing you to gag and reach for the nearest soda, which just so happen to be jay’s. you snatched it from his hand, drinking it quickly to get rid of the taste. “god, that was disgusting!” you didn’t even realize he was staring at your lips, thinking about how you technically kissed because your lips touched the same spot of the fan.

⋆ this boy can’t let it go. the sight of you at that party will forever be embedded in his brain. he had managed to get a picture of you with a wide smile on your face, his arm around your waist, and his lips making contact with your temple. which that picture was now his lock screen.

⋆ the first time you caught a glimpse of the picture, your face became red. he tried to ignore it, but simply couldn’t, finally giving in to ask you on a date.

⋆ he went on a whole rant about how much he liked you and how pretty he thought you were, his own face becoming flush as he waited for you to say something—anything!

⋆ of course when you said you felt the same, he practically lost his mind! this beautiful person he had been crushing on for months, liked him back?? it was unbelievable!

⋆ he was a little afraid to tell him frat bros at first, but was happy when they were cool with it, and even let him invite you over occasionally.

⋆ you had grown lowkey close with his best friend, ted, the two of you ganging up on jay occasionally and making fun of him.

⋆ for anniversaries he begs ted to help him set up stuff for you, it’s small at first, but as the numbers and amount of time get bigger, the more insane the date was!

“jay, where are you?” you called out into the empty frat house, furrowing your brows at the fact the lights weren’t on and most people were probably asleep, forcing you to use your phone flashlight to not wake anyone. you made your way to his room, slowly creaking the door open, being greeted by the entire frat house shooting confetti poppers at you and screaming their heads off.

“jesus! what are you guys doing?” you pushed the confetti out of your face, looking up to see jay holding up a bouquet and a poster reading out ‘happy 1 year!’. you could feel the blush rising to your face, smiling widely and rushed into his arms, earning a kiss on the head and him mumbling against your hair. “i love you, sweetheart.”

⋆ by the time you two graduated together, everyone was fully convinced you were gonna get married. even professors knew you two were dating, some purposely seating you two far apart so you wouldn’t be all up on one another— even though you weren’t.

⋆ he had bought you a necklace for graduation, one that matched a ring he wore on his ring finger. the entire time he was waiting for your name to be announced, a wide smile on his lips as he finally heard it, probably being the loudest to clap and cheer.

⋆ after your friends all met up with each other, you tucked under his arm and his hand rubbing your side. he occasionally placed a kiss on your forehead, mumbling against your skin about how he was so proud of you and how much he loved you.

⋆ of course— you moved in with each other, living in the same apartment complex as some of his buddies, where all of you would often meet up and hold small parties, just like the ones in college.

tags: @teddysboy , @riverwritez , @asterjaxx , @luv4luci

[cathers-world]

talking back to schlatt so he smack u on the ass and tells you he’s gonna fuck you if you don’t stop. obviously you’re okay with it but mean!schlatt

<can i be 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 anon??

Hello 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 annon

Mean Schlatt<3

NSFW MINORS FUCK OFF 18+

Not proofread!

(Also I took it more of reader just being a spoiled brat and talking back)

Also girly coquette reader

You and Jay had been at the mall all day. As usual he was spoiling you buying all the things you wanted shoes,clothes, plushies, and makeup. There was one thing that was different this time… you never said thank you or showed any appreciation, you acted like you deserve it.

Jay loved spoiling you it was his favorite thing! But he at least wanted a thank you after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on you. But maybe you were just waiting for you to leave the mall, so when you left the mall and got in the car THEN you got home and still no thank you. Jay was just so fed up, but what if you just forgot?

“so what do you say love?”

“What?”

“What do you say for buying you all of this?” Jay says pointing at all the bags on the floor

“I don’t know” you say grabbing the bags and bringing them in your shared bedroom, Jay follows you fuming.

“Doll…”

“What??”

“A thank you would be nice”

“Why would I say thank you?”

“ for buying you all this shit you brat!”

You shrug turning to take out the things from the bags. But before you could start Jay picks you up sits on the bed and pushes you on his lap

“Congratulations your getting punished for being a brat”

“But ja-“

Before you could finish your sentence you felt a sharp slap you your ass

“You want to be a brat I’ll treat you like one”

Jay slaps your ass 1,2,3,4,5 times before bending you over the bed, ass in the air. He pulls down your skirt and panties, and starts rubbing your heat.

“So wet just from slapping your ass” he says moving his hand and pull down his pants

“You better thank me right now or else I’ll fuck you till your yelling and begging me to stop”

“Hmm no<3” you smuggle say

Jay finally having enough shoving his cock in you cunt, without giving you time to adjust he slams in and out of you at an alarming pace

“Jay! I’m sorry!”

Jay pulls your hair making you look at him “ say thank you”

“Thank you Jay thank you!!!”

“I don’t believe you “

He shoves your face into the pillow and somehow goes faster

“Maybe you’ll be appreciative if I cum in your little cunt?”

You moan into the mattress wanting your boyfriends hot seed fill your womb

“Yeah you like idea?”

You nod your head feeling yourself reaching your high

“Cum with me cum on my cock”

As soon as you hear his words you let your self go

Spamming on his cock you feel him fill up your cunt

“Such a little brat”



[unlust-fvck]

If you're looking for requests...how about reader dating dad! Schlatt?

dating dad schlatt headcanons!

THANK YOU THIS IS SO CUTE!!!

dating dad schlatt is like having two children of your own

whether it’s cats or children, he will always take their side in any pointless argument

“jay, the cat scratched the couch again”

“he’s just a little guy”

he LOVES planning little outings and dates for the three of you.

playground date? he’s bringing a blanket and some snacks for you two to sit in the shade while you watch the kid on the playground

my mans literally melts whenever he sees you and the little one curled up together on the couch.

he snaps a picture of the two of you and it’s been his lockscreen ever since

SCHLATT TEACHING HIS KID TO PLAY BASEBALL??? HELLOOOO???

imagine sitting on the warm bleachers as you watch schlatt pitch the ball

hearing his absolute delight when your child hits a home run

schlatt who always gets your children the “fun” gifts at chirstmas.

the drum set got put in the attic by december 27th after a stick was thrown at a vase on the mantle

watching fondly from the door frame as schlatt tucks in the kiddo

he gets all into the bed time story, using voices and theatrics

him almost falling asleep as he reads

family grocery shopping on sunday is always an adventure

schlatt driving, his hand holding yours over the armrest as he keeps peeking at the kid in the mirror

he really is a great dad and you adore him for it <33

[darkniters]

jschlatt who gets you to appear briefly in a video

in the video, things are about to change, schlatt talks about how the content on his channel is going to not constantly be tiktok reaction videos.

however, he really needed someone to hone the point home for the audience that he doesnt want to keep up this content anymore (like he needed it, i doubt we wanted it too)

one evening, after editing the video, he walks out to the main living area of the apartment, where he sees you lounging about on your phone, cats laying on either side of you.

he smiles, he then circles around and comes in front of you, sitting in the small space left on the couch. as you lower your phone, you offer him a small smile.

he begins his proposition: “how’d you like to appear in a jschlatt video, sweetheart?” he offers quietly, his voice gentle as if he went any louder it’ll falter your decision.

you look at him confused, you didnt NOT want to appear, but this came out of nowhere. you never discussed anything about you appearing on camera or making you guys public, so the proposal took you by surprise.

“whats it for?” you quiz, not entirely sure where this is leading. he smiles in return.

“i need you to pretend to tell me off, in a sense. you know like, ‘schlatt we’re going broke you gotta stop tiktok reacting’ or something. nothing serious, and if you dont want to its okay.” he explains. you nod your head, imagining how it would go down.

“yeah i can do that, do you wanna do it now?” you ask. you lift yourself up from the couch, the two cats meowing in discontent due to the shifts in weight.

“yeah if you dont mind, i’ll just pretend you come into the room and do it.” he stands up and reaches out his hand for you to grab, and you both make your way into his recording room.

he sits himself down in the chair, and then gets his recording software up and running. once everything is tested and ready, like his mic and such, he turns his body to you.

“alright so yeah, just come in and say like ‘you gotta stop tiktok reactions its ruining this family’ or something really over dramatic. just a quick bit, nothing more.” he explains.

“right, got it.” you nod. you leave the room and close the door behind you. schlatt starts blabbering on about something, and then yoy open up the door.

“schlatt you gotta stop making tiktok reaction videos, we can’t afford to live here anymore.” you say sadly. he looks at you with a distraught look in his eyes.

“oh god.” he lets out breathily. “oh fuck.” he stares into the camera.

“somethings gotta change around here.”

he then suddenly breaks character and bursts out laughing. “that was perfect thank you so much.”

he stops the recording and bounds over to you, wrapping his arms around you and pecks your forehead, then your lips. “you’re so good.” he whispers.

“thank you,” you breathe back, pecking him again on the lips. “can’t wait to watch it back when it’s uploaded.”

-

a few months later, the videos live, and you’ve forgotten about the bit you both did.

“even my girlfriend has had enough of my bullshit!” he exclaims through the screen. when suddenly a familiar scene plays on your screen.

you smile, and you see yourself doing some horrible acting, not looking good but looking decent, hair flat and wearing loose clothes.

schlatt leaves the office, and offers you a grin.

“videos live, i hear youre already watching it?” he asks, hearing the video play through your phone. you nod, looking at both of you stare eachother out on your screen. then. you notice something.

schlatts eyes can be seen from the side of his face, and his eyes are bright and glistening as they stare at you, before they lose some color when he looks to the screen.

his eyes are filled with so much love for you, and his audience, hopefully, will see that too.

[nvmadic]

put a finger down if you want a broad, cuddly man with mutton chops to let you lay on him. your head cradled in the nook of his chest, his fingers daintily grazing along your scalp as you drift off into sleep. wearing his hoodie as your own whilst he whispers you sweet nothings. “you’re so pretty layin’ there all peacefully like that.” his voice low, gravelly but affectionate.

[blushk1tten]

schlatt, who’s secretly married to you. he’s very diligent about making sure his wedding ring is off and hidden whenever he makes content. then, the fuck, marry, kill episode of chuckle sandwich happened, with tucker showing off his wedding ring and ted showing off all of his rings. when ted challenges schlatt to “bling himself up, like a little slut” in the future, schlatt decides it’s finally time. so, the intro to the next episode is schlatt showing up with his wedding ring on and showing it off.

“yeah, i got this ring a while ago. don’t know how much of a slut it makes me, but i’d do anything f’ my partner.”

[know-its-for-the-better]

taking care of a sick schlatt hcs

since the big guy is sick, but still streaming, here are some of the thoughts i’ve been having about what it would be like to take care of him as a partner (being extra parasocial today)

-he would be reluctant in accepting your care at first. a. he doesn’t want to get you sick bc then you will just both be miserable and he would rather take care of you b. he would hate to be the reason you start feeling bad c. he’s super protective over you and doesn’t want to see you sick it would make him sad

-however, after some compromising to make sure you don’t get yourself sick with his cold, he lets you begin to baby him

-in the morning, you wake up in the guest room, so the two of you don’t share too much of the same air (as much as it kills you to not be near him)but you go and make him breakfast before he wakes up

-as much as he bitches about not liking the taste of honey, you make him a special warm drink you think he will like containing whiskey, lemon, cinnamon, and just enough honey to help him, but not enough for him to notice. (a hot toddy, also known as the south’s cough syrup) this should help with his sore throat even though his morning voice combined with his sick voice and rasp makes him very hard not to kiss. it’s very sexy.

-once you know he’s awake you bring him his breakfast in bed with a smile on your face and a kiss on the napkin in your red lipstick that he loves so much. the two of you were usually very affectionate and the necessary distance has you losing it a little bit.

-once he’s awake he’s already back to work bc “the grind doesn’t stop baby” he says. but you are popping in every hour to make sure he doesn’t need any medicine, tissues, or water

-throughout his work day you are bringing him mandatory visits from jambo and [redacted] for snuggles that you can’t give him. you say “this cuddle is from me except it’s jambo bc you refuse to give me your sickness”

-you had the great idea of using the throat numbing spray(chloraseptic) you’d bought for other reasons… for it’s actual intended use. grabbing it from the bedside drawer you bring it to his office. “woah toots i appreciate you wanting to make me feel better, but i think that breaks our agreement on not getting you sick” he says. “nice try but i was thinking more about its medicinal use. open up and say ah.” you tell him as you spray it down his throat. “feel any better?” you ask. “no wonder you like this stuff so much! i can’t feel a thing and plus it tastes like cherries!” he says as he pokes at you

this next part is so long it is literally a one shot oops but i had the idea and ran with it! and it fits the theme!

-you tell him if he refers to blowing his nose as “blowing a load” on stream again there will be hell to pay. ofc he doesn’t care and does it anyway and you make him pay for it later on in the bedroom

end note: hello!! hope you enjoyed!! most of this is inspired by stuff he’s said on stream today and yesterday and the little interaction i had with him on todays stream (still freaking the fuck out over it btw. if you haven’t seen the clip i posted it on here. not to brag but i made the mf cackle)

[publishedwhores]

hii! could I get hc's for being in a situationship w/ schlatt?

i love this idea. mild nsfw content below cut. - charlie 🪐

it probably started off casually, offhandedly mentioning that you haven't been laid in a while which he then indifferently offered that he could help, if need be.

went from happening once to calling each other every other weekend, to practically sleeping with each other every day.

talking to you like a friend, jokingly bullying you but once you're fucking he's a completely different person. whining and whimpering your name, pet names, praising you.

both being too scared and dancing around the question not wanting to ruin anything. but it is very obvious that he likes you.

very protective of you, always the first person in the room that he will look at if he makes a joke. always makes you feel included and comfortable.

you hadn't really come to terms with your feelings for him until for your birthday he had nervously given you a necklace with his initial as the pendant. anxiously awaiting your response with bated breath.

"this is cute," you'd smile. asking him to help you put it on.

doing everything that a couple would do: matching halloween costumes, spa nights, dates that aren't quite dates. still looking at each other wondering the same question. do they really like me?

i feel like there wouldn't be a dramatic question or interrogation with each other if you were to start dating. "so how long have you guys been together?" a friend would ask innocently, to which you would both just sort of look at with an unsuspecting look and a grin.

"a couple of months," schlatt would casually respond, looking at you for your reaction to which you played along.

[slxtmeri]

Merimerimerimerimeri

Okay now can we have Schlatt period HC's? 🥺

ofc lovely!

schlatt when you're on your period

♡ i feel like he's def similar to ted, maybe not as soft though

♡ will buy you anything you need/want. he even gets you a little 'get well soon' card, because he wanted to get you a card but figured one that said 'happy birthday' wasn't quite right

♡ lets you get away with bratty remarks, teasing, etc. that he normally wouldn't put up with

~ you 100% take advantage of this, saying things you KNOW piss him off

♡ gives you massages. anywhere you say you're in pain, his large hands will be there, soothing the area

♡ knows exactly what type of pads/tampons to get you

♡ maybe he would let you join his stream, letting you tease him and bully him live. his chat gets a kick out of these streams

♡ would let you make cute couple tiktoks, even if he acts all annoyed, he's just glad you're feeling well enough

♡ if your cramps get super bad, he gets you pain killers and rubs your belly until they feel a bit better

these r super lazy but yeah! here ya go <3