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peregrinethegryphon · 12 hours
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"The Lion King remake is hot garbage" the original still exists who cares
The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
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peregrinethegryphon · 12 hours
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Hey so I know plantigrade, digitigrade and unguligrade, but what are knuckle-walking animals?
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Sharing this journal entry I made today because I'm wondering if anyone else understands...
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peregrinethegryphon · 13 hours
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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that
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peregrinethegryphon · 14 hours
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When people bring their hyper kids to the butterfly museum and ask me how “magical” it must be to work here:
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peregrinethegryphon · 21 hours
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It’s sensory overload
I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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peregrinethegryphon · 21 hours
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dudes will be like "women only date based on looks they wouldn't go for a guy who isn't conventionally attractive" meanwhile the women in question are thirsting over the ghoul from fallout bc he's cool and wears cowboy boots like looks literally have fuck all to do with it fellers
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Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Skarmory
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Gadzooks! Godzilla!!
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Mothra #MonsterMarch2024
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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