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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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Okay not broke my heart but more oh so you were actually this lame the entire time lmao like when she first started riding katya's coattails I'm like this??? Really? And now I feel vindicated bc raw diets are like solely for people with obsessive tendencies right

Okay okay I get it parasocial relationships are poison but trixie Mattel saying she went on a raw vegan diet actually broke my heart like oh she's on that goop shit

Truly I think more vegans need to be like cook your food you fucking freaks we're not with them

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Okay okay I get it parasocial relationships are poison but trixie Mattel saying she went on a raw vegan diet actually broke my heart like oh she's on that goop shit

Truly I think more vegans need to be like cook your food you fucking freaks we're not with them

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Incredible

What happened to 37q

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You guys are going to turn people in real life how's it going into go outside/ touch grass huh

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I feel like trans girls who are super nasty about other people's appearances are like? Baiting transphobia to an extent right

Like you're setting yourself up for a reciprocal insult that's going to hurt you infinitely more

I'm in a discord with a girl who called this dudes non patchy facial hair patchy and I'm like babe. You don't wanna do this when your only pictures are you in baby drag it's not too late to just be playfully mean to people you like

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Remember when that picture of Anya Taylor Joy smoking a cigarette went around with the caption one coping mechanism in each hand and you guys were like ummm she's just on a cigarette break go outside

Cut to two years later in interviews being like during the filming of queens gambit I was solely subsisting on a diet of coffee and cigarettes my role in Hollywood is that of an exotic waif for when you need a beautiful white woman to other

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I hope she's doing well

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I hope she's doing well

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She batpanda on my quiltbag till I mogai

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sorry bro i can't come out tonight i already have plans with some of the guys to contemplate the infinite dignity of the human being

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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I don't get Martha Graham shit outside of stills