perkynurples
perkynurples
how fortunate
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Annie, 32, writer by trade OFMD, Tolkien, Good Omens, Discworld, plants, yarn. "Don't compare your Chapter 1 to someone else's Chapter 20." Linktree
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perkynurples · 5 days ago
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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perkynurples · 5 days ago
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Is this anything
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perkynurples · 8 days ago
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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
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perkynurples · 12 days ago
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perkynurples · 13 days ago
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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.
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perkynurples · 14 days ago
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perkynurples · 16 days ago
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its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again
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perkynurples · 22 days ago
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Lush Tufted Tapestries Document Ecological Changes in Argentina’s Landscapes
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perkynurples · 23 days ago
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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse
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perkynurples · 23 days ago
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perkynurples · 28 days ago
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y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao
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perkynurples · 28 days ago
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frolicking with mama :)
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perkynurples · 29 days ago
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is there a market for hobbit yaoi on here hello??
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perkynurples · 1 month ago
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perkynurples · 1 month ago
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In honor of the glorious 25th of May, and my lifelong adoration for Discworld. GNU Terry Pratchett you beautiful bastard
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perkynurples · 1 month ago
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Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸
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