permitoffice
permitoffice
"We're sometimes here to help"
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im gonna have to put you on hold
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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WHO does she think she IS.
permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink
you'd have to consult our manager
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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that's ABSURD!!! you can't tell the Government what to do!!
permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink
you'd have to consult our manager
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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even LESS of a reason to help you if i've heard anything of it !!
Can I come out of exile I swear I have my permits
-[ @ask-grian ]
by no means are we paid enough to find your stasis chamber and flip it LOL !!
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink
you'd have to consult our manager
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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guys i got sick
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink
you'd have to consult our manager
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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I have been wanting to ask a question and have been waiting at the front desk for the last 20...
I haven't seen anyone yet but the music is quite a bop (It glitches a little so I think your jukebox might be broken, might want to get that fixed)
i think you'd find it's perfectly fine. might just be in your head
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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Hey, can I take a nap in the waiting area? Like, right here? Is that fine?
it's closed off but the floor is free real estate until we close in like two minutes. how desperate are you to be sleeping in a government building ??
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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pov you are a bug
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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do you exist
like, probably?
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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Can I come out of exile I swear I have my permits
-[ @ask-grian ]
by no means are we paid enough to find your stasis chamber and flip it LOL !!
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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can we just stop and appreciate these for a second
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like HELLO??? HOW NICE ARE THESE?? not sure who made them n all that jazz but IS THIS NOT SUPER COOL ???
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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GUYS im answering your asks you do NOT need to send in more LMAOAOAO yeah the complaints box has piled up okay.. slash silly
this blog is dead so often that the permit office literally died in canon omg guys im sorry 😝
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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you can never hide from fate
guess who's back huh
hello sentient blog of the office I’m manager of (again)
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permitoffice · 2 months ago
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this blog is dead so often that the permit office literally died in canon omg guys im sorry 😝
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permitoffice · 3 months ago
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a warm welcome for cleo!
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permitoffice · 3 months ago
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its almost april first, watch out
Watch out? Not at all! We're delighted to be open! For today and today only, we're open from 9am to 5am! We can't wait to assist you!
Love from the Permit Office
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