#permit office

[non-pulmonic-consonant]

'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring

'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.

[mossy-chaos]

THE CHAOS SNAIL IS ON EACH OF THE POSTERS IN THE PERMIT OFFICE

I love this

After a hot minute of not seeing the snail they finally appear again in the form of being on motivational posters in the permit office hehehe

just look at the little guy

[salem888wood]

What a lovely Permit Office…

[judgejackie]

I really wanted an excuse to draw that thumbs up painting in the permit office so here he is. >:DD

[britishtimeswithletty]

We're (sometime) here to help

[nomsfaultau]

Scar steps into the Permit Office. Confetti falls from the ceiling. Grian: Cooooongratulations! You’re our 100th customer at the permit office!

Scar: oh wow! What do I get?

Grian: Out. 

Scar: What?

Grian: Get OUT. I just told you I served 100 whole people, I’m EXHAUSTED and going on break. Leave!

[antichrists-plus1]

Someones probably pointed this out but i love the little snail easter eggs

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

please hold

@cutebisexualmess @dizzeners @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @keefe--sencen @tastetherainbow290 @myfairkatiecat @awful-amateur @aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen

[chuffed2bits]

"I SEE NO GOD UP HERE EXCEPT ME"- GRIAN

(Of course Joel in Empires is a god!)

[1001galaxygal]

i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner

[dramaticqueerio]

The list of people wronged by the permit office is quickly filling up.

We have Scar who wants the mob permit

We have Joel who just wants to duplicate his permit so he can hang one up at his base because it’s pretty

We have Gem who wants the azalea bush added to the moss permit

And we have Pearl who needs to permit the stamps she is illegally selling for the PET post office but haven’t yet reached out to the permit office directly

Edit: this does not deserve this many notes wth

[unnamed-atlas]

Learning that Joe has just been dumping his excess items in other peoples shops. Essentially restocking them secretly bc he's got too much stuff and isn't allowed to sell it himself. Is so funny to me.

I hope the permit office finds out and tries to come after him. What are they gonna do. He's donating items. He's not making any money. It's charity. I hope he destroys the permit office through sheer malicious compliance. I hope he gets exposed to Grian's backrooms horror movie bullshit in the permit office and goes 'oh. Okay. I see how it is.' And tone matches and ends up 10 times creepier than whatever bullshit is already happening in the permit office.

[forkzu]

joel loves the permit office!

[ignotusius]

waiting room downstairs

[al3xik]

Mr.Grian & Mr.GoodTimes

Hermitcraft S10 :3

And second version

:D

Im trying my second artstyle bc im bored <yeppie yay>

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