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everyone: i cant believe alex hasn’t destroyed the campaign yet!

zahra, who hasn’t slept in 4 years:

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me on November 5, 2020 at 1:00 am, reading in the span of 5 seconds that votes still haven’t been finalized in multiple states, trump continues to yell about fraudulent votes, destiel became fanservice canon but in the most homophobic way possible, and putin is planning on resigning

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Asexual Aromantic Mark Watney

Aro Ace Mark Watney who missed his friends and family more than he could ever miss sex

Honestly he didn’t miss sex at all while trapped on Mars

Aro Ace Mark Watney who wanted to be hugged more than anything else (except maybe a genuine Chicago style pizza)

Aro Ace Mark Watney missing platonic cuddles and hugs

Aro Ace Mark Watney loving to be cuddled by his crewmates after rescued

Aro Ace Mark Watney trying not to beg to be cuddled on the Hermes return trip

Pre Mars Aro Ace Mark Watney who shoots girls down because he doesn’t want to date nor does he like sex but we can be friends if you want

Aro Ace Mark Watney who is much more interested in science than he is about having sex

Aro Ace Mark Watney who instead of going on about what girls he liked in college rambled on about plants

Aro Ace Mark Watney hearing every asexual plant reproduction joke there is

Aro Ace Mark Watney turning those plant jokes that are meant to be degrading into something funny he wears with pride as an ace botanist

Aro Ace Mark Watney who keeps having people asking how he went almost two years without sex and Mark ignoring them for the most part until he tells them that having sex wasn’t on his list of most important things to worry about and he never liked sex anyway.

Aro Ace Mark Watney who is over the moon happy when he learns that two of best friends are hooking up

Aro Ace Mark Watney being a huge cuddlebug with Johannsen and Beck

Aro Ace Mark Watney using he newfound fame to bring awareness to the asexual and aromantic community.

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Some Mark Watney aroace pride icons and headers because I saw this post by @thewanderingace and couldn’t control myself. I made an aroace version for the headcanon, and an ace flag version because this flag also works as an aspec umbrella.

You know what, Mark Watney is aroace now. He’s ace culture. He’s an ace in space.

He even said it himself, look

What an icon

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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can you imagine how weird it must be to be jaskier’s classmate from oxenfurt?

like that lazy fucker who never did anything but graduated with honors is now the most famous bard on the continent and also is fucking the most famous witcher on the continent and it’s just a wild ride for everyone, especially when someone remembers that jaskier is also a viscount.

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college au where everyone is afraid of geralt bc he looks scary and wears all black and doesn’t talk to anyone and doesn’t show up to class all the time and ppl think he’s like. definitely done something illegal, like killed someone. 

but when ppl do see him around campus, he’s always with jaskier, his very mismatched boyfriend

and ppl always comes up with theories about how he and jaskier, his sunshine lollipops and very musically and socially talented boyfriend got together

someone says jaskier’s loud mouth got him in trouble and geralt saved him, like some fairytale and it was love at first sight

another says jaskier’s the one who saved geralt bc they saw jaskier throw a bottle at a guy for making a snarky comment about his boyfriend and jaskier’s definitely the scary one i swear it guys

others say jaskier is some sort of rich boy and geralt’s his bodyguard bc his family wouldn’t let him go to college for music unless he’s got a babysitter

in reality they’re both huge nerds who met at a Renaissance faire when history major geralt said jaskier’s hat is tacky and his doublet shouldn’t be That unbuttoned, i can see your undershirt and jaskier was like “why are you looking at my unbuttoned doublet, my eyes are up here oh no ur hot”

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Literally any interaction between Viren and Soren Season 3

Fandom:

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Meeting lambert in TW3:

My boy!

Meeting Dandelion in TW3:

My boy!!

Giving Geralt too many potions so he goes all spooky:

....my BOY

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Lambert: Geralt, I need you to travel to another country to help me avenge my boyfriend’s murder

Geralt, halfway through a quest to save Dandelion’s life (again): Look Lambert I love you and you’re valid but if I don’t go and do this long series of unnecessary bullshit we’ll have two dead boyfriends to avenge so give me, like, half an hour, okay?

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Geralt’s cat eyes seem to be a conscious choice in the books, he has to actively think about it to make them into slits in bright sunlight. He even forgets sometimes that he has the ability to do it, such a smart guy this one. I tried my hand at animating the action of him reshaping the pupil, not the best work, I’m no gif maker sadly, but now I want to do it for an even longer clip! If I can do it then so could Netflix and they should, at least for one epic fight scene!  I demand a cat-eyed Geralt! >:3

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The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

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“Listen, Lambert. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a mutant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

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Vesemir to a child Lambert

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MOAR Lambert/Aiden *W*

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As someone who’s living in an area pretty close to the coronavirus outbreak in Italy, let me enlighten you with some of our best memes yet: