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I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.
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that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.
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"so how did you two meet"
she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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We think you're in an unhealthy relationship with Blackbeard.
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Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.
Aang: Ambassador Aang.
Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.
Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?
Zuko: Touche, ambassador.
Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.
Zuko: What.
Aang: King of the Air Nomad.
Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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Lan Wangji silencing all the kids in Yi City when they start squabbling is peak lwj humor. and Wei Wuxian checking his own lips to be like “oof i got lucky” is peak wwx obliviousness. what a pair!
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the world needed a slowed-down gif of Ed Teach's tummy quivering with a sword in him. you're welcome.
in all seriousness though, this is such a visceral image and it's so short but it always stuck with me
the vulnerability and intimacy
the physicality of what's only supposed to be a metaphor
Ed holding his shirt up
how alive that scar looks
Stede's hand shaking and tugging back a little and the sword resisting being pulled out of the flesh
Ed wants this guy so bad he pulled a gun on him to get stabbed (intricate ritual)
Stede is probably having twelve awakenings at once
this is so erotic I can't
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happy birthday @djarin!
Blackbeard + Leather
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XIE LIAN I LOVE YOU !!!!!!
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2.01 / 2.08
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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:
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