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hello, so I've been told that I speak very similarly to Brainstorm lmao. here to share some highlights of my texts! Hope yall enjoy! (maybe)

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YALL HERE'S WINDOWS AND MACINTOSH

Windows is a funny jet, a decepticon scout + mechanic who kinda doesn't care about taking over the world or whatever, just wants to be in a stimulating environment where he can spend 100% of his time doing his hobbies. Macintosh is a decepticon (war) strategist. and a full time slimy bastard. 

Mac gets captured by autobots as a prisoner of war, something somethign ends up hating how they do shit so he speaks up with actually decent ideas (to pass time, really, cos he can't stand insufferable uselessness) 

While Windows struggles in the decepticon faction without his brother

mayybbbbe eventually Mac gets acclimated into the autobots, and brother goes against brother for a hot second? And eventually they both turn autobot because honestly, they realizes they are fighting for the same thing really, just using vastly different methods to achieve it (war crimes. war crimes.) And some more lighthearted headcanons:

Macintosh hates mansplaining, only to mansplain himself

always has that "I can fuckin do it better" attitude (tbh most of the time he can, tho it's because he learned it from Windows LOL)

Always upselling his skills and people actually WANT THAT

he's the impatient and hot salesman at Apple/car dealerships that closes the deals in record time with a deep frown and assholery smugness behind it as he counts his Ws

His name is Windows. Yes, he can run Doom. No, you can't play Doom on him, he's not going to let you. Ok, maybe at $300/hr AND a full back massage.

24/7 tired, runs on the blackest diesel (coffee) there is. Man is overworked.

A walking hard drive, can store anything on him. Probably has the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded. Has twelve GeForce RTX 4080s installed on him, mostly because he can.

Hates his brother Machintosh with burning passion. That stuckup, preening asshole can go get it. Windows was made to be versatile and modular, which is why he is a jet. On the other hand, Mac was made to be sleek and dependable, but he somehow made that his personality, so he always acts as if he has a massive USB stick up his ass.

Windows will always beat you at every game--by making the game crash.

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His name is Windows. Yes, he can run Doom. No, you can't play Doom on him, he's not going to let you. Ok, maybe at $300/hr AND a full back massage.

24/7 tired, runs on the blackest diesel (coffee) there is. Man is overworked.

A walking hard drive, can store anything on him. Probably has the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded. Has twelve GeForce RTX 4080s installed on him, mostly because he can.

Hates his brother Machintosh with burning passion. That stuckup, preening asshole can go get it. Windows was made to be versatile and modular, which is why he is a jet. On the other hand, Mac was made to be sleek and dependable, but he somehow made that his personality, so he always acts as if he has a massive USB stick up his ass.

Windows will always beat you at every game--by making the game crash.

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Guess what my current brain rot is

Them!!! Pt2

High ponytail Diluc is best Diluc

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Wait please anonymously tell me something cool about you

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Hunter: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Click: We have three actually-

Tic: Pick your favorite.

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Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

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Kalina: *Walking in to a room* Sorry we’re late... Snips and I were... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Anakin: OK WHERE ARE MY JEDI ROBES AND WHY AM I IN A DRESS.

Ahsoka: At least you look pretty!

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Tic: Oh hey look, it’s me! When did you ever take my picture though…?

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Please can I get tortoiseshell Kanan and a siamese or bengal Hera—an elegant beauty who loves to scale the fences dominating the yard, and a melancholic blind cat who bathes in the evening sun waiting for his partner

Cody is a grumpy, yet handsome somali change my mind

Ahsoka is an European shorthair, often getting into places she shouldn’t get into with the help of Rex

Obiwan strikes me as a Norwegian Forest, who, in his prime, ruled the yard, but now as he’s retired from that position, is now always found perched on the corner of the fences, staring longingly at the world beyond

Anakin, oh Anakin… he’s a pure black Bombay, with an air of arrogance and drama, though he is a sweetheart at heart. Will 100% curl up next to you at night, but only after you’ve gone to sleep, since he’s a shy one

My partner just told me we need to get a big fat black fluffy cat and name him Wrecker and now I can't stop trying to picture all the clones as cats-

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doodles

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Been some drama going on, but regardless, here’s some of the 254th!

Viper and Fang are pretty much the two keeping the rest of the 254th in check

Without them honestly they’re just a bunch of ragtag babies

Flanker shampoos and conditioners his locks to keep it fluffy everyday, don’t question how he finds the time for self care when they’re on missions—he just does

Ghost? My, what a mysterious one.

Stims makes sure everyone isn’t dead or dying, also somehow keeps team morale up with his sarcastic remarks and tough love. He and Kix are always stressing about their brothers being too reckless or getting into danger

Click and Tic are practically joined at the hips (not really though, because Click needs to do sniper) but they are the sunshine boys of 254th. Feeling sad? They will personally stay by your side until youve sorted through your feelings. Feeling tired? They will pamper and spoil you for the week until you’ve recovered. Dead? They will, without question, attend your funeral and tbag your grave.

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Crosshair: You're right.

Ghost: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you, Cross. Did you just learn it?

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Ghost: I'm a law abiding citizen.

Crosshair: Really? Name one law

Ghost: Don't kill people.

Crosshair: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Flanker: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Ghost: Oh, I'm always running

Ghost: The question is from what

Crosshair: Me.

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Crosshair: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Flanker: Hey-

Crosshair: So don’t.