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thinking about people who just completely zone out when they finally get to piss. like their eyes glaze over and their pupils get all wide, their entire body practically goes limp, it's like they're just so focused on their relief that they stop taking in all other sensory input. maybe you can hear how hard they're pissing, or see the massive wet spot on the front of their pants if they didn't make it in time, but you honestly don't even need to do either in order to tell how relieved they are. it's obvious by the way they've completely stopped talking and don't even seem capable of producing words, the way they're panting and their gaze is unfocused and don't react at all when touched or spoken to. just totally out of it, like the only thing their mind is capable of focusing on is how good it feels to finally let go. idk. people whose brains short-circuit when they piss themselves

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thinking about a little standing there naked after bath time while CG bustles around getting everything put back in order... they haven't even helped baby towel off yet! so baby stands there fidgeting, shivering, and dripping water on the floor. but it turns out that the fidgeting wasn't just kiddo being antsy... and now it's not just water dripping on the floor. yellow liquid is casually falling between their legs, and baby looks at their crotch curiously. fast droplets sprinkle out until the strength of the stream turns it into an arched yellow line, and baby feels kinda giggly about it. oopsie, they peed...

maybe they're peeing on the bath mat, which deadens the noise enough that CG doesn't initially hear it, or they at least don't question what that sound is. a puddle still starts to form when the material gets oversaturated, and baby still isn't done at all. CG probably notices when their little's pretty little pee stream starts tinkling into the puddle of urine they're making, and CG finally recognizes the noise. good thing CG just thinks their accident is really cute!

Ah yes, the bathtime accident! So easy to just let it happen, little one is already wet all over, and it's cold too! How's their bladder supposed to hold anything in like that? Perhaps CG should have kept them standing in the bathtub until it was towel time, then there wouldn't be a puddle... Of course, not that CG seems to mind the puddle!

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Littles having pee accidents during bath time are so silly to me. Toddler-space littles having a blast with their bath toys, too engrossed to notice that maybe they should have gone potty before they hopped in. Standing up happily and then they suddenly hear a tell-tale trickle pouring into the bath water. Probably stop what they are doing to look down, surprised but also curious about their pee pees falling into the bath. All while their CG can only sigh and chuckle, thankful that they were just about done anyway so they can scoop out little when they finish going.

Littles in babyspace are even more innocent. Reclining peacefully and nomming on a toy while their CG lovingly washes them and coos over how adorable their little nakey baby is. And then looking down to see either a little bubbler effect happening in the water if it’s a little with a vagina, or they might get attacked with the fountain of youth squirting them in the face and chest from a little with a penis. Hopefully CG was almost done so they don’t have to start the bath over again.

And better be quick with getting a diaper back on those littles once they’re out! You don’t want to find a surprise puddle waiting for you. Or worse, a stain if it’s on carpet. And that would probably mean a quick emergency bath again as well. The chaos and silliness of naked time!

Ah yes, bathtime - a classic scenario for silly peeing! It's not so bad if it's in the water, although you may need to drain the bath and re-fill it if little wasn't quite clean yet, but being all nakey makes it easy for that pee to go everywhere it's not supposed to! I'm sure CG learns to keep a close eye on their little one!

Thanks for the ask!

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i love when you can tell shes wetting herself with subtle tells! like you notice shes zoning out a bit, or gazing down at her lap, hugging her plushie just a little tighter, or maybe you see her shift how shes sitting ever so slightly!

and then you say something to her!!

"are you peeing, cutie?"

aaah she looks so shocked! "how did they know????“ she thinks, cheeks bright red!

maybe shes shy and says a great big toddler "no!!" and a pathetic little pout!

maybe she didnt even realize she was going! wondering what black magic youre using to know shes soggy without even checking!

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been thinking a lot about medical/sterile ways of describing omo lately...referring to peeing as relieving, urination, mix in some med fet and call me patient... 😵‍💫😵‍💫🥴🥴

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Quick, routine, clinical stickies.

It's just another 'need' the grownups take care of for you...

Pressing the buzzy wand on the front of your Pampers just before a change

massaging your prostate or g-spot after bath time.

Rubbing your Huggies after slipping your PJs on.

It's just like burping you, just something that needs to be done to stop you from fussing too much.

It's done without excitement or fanfare, or any input from you. It usually is over in a few seconds.

It is just part of the background noise of your new baby life.

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Hm~ naturally, a CG asking if their Little needs to pee is fantastic, but what about a CG asking where their Little wants to go??

"You're doing your potty dance, sweetie, do you want me to take you to the bathroom?"

"You're fidgeting with your fly, dear, do you want to use the big-boy potty or your cute plastic potty?"

"Baby, you're squirming~ it's okay, you're all padded up today! Do you wanna use your diaper?"

"Oh, dear, I just tucked you into bed... would you like me to carry you to the potty? Or would you like to use your pull up?"

Idk something about this is... is tickling something in my mind...

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i need someone to notice when i need the bathroom and ask me about it: 'youre getting a bit wriggly- do you need to pee?' 'when did you last go to the bathroom, you're squirming a lot-'

And maybe get a bit frustrated when I inevitably deny it and say that I'm fine: 'are you SURE? you drank a ton of juice-' 'you're going to look me in the eye and say you don#'t need to go at all as you're pressing your legs together?' 'oh my god just go pee, you're going to wet yourself again-'

And then maybe get to the point of not even asking: 'Ok, time for a bathroom break' 'Right you look like you're about to pee yourself, go on-' 'You need to pee, go now before you make yourself have an accident'

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A little one with two caregivers! Caregiver A is all “let’s start potty training! It’s time for potty training” and caregiver being like “noooo no no my baby isn’t big enough for that yet!”

Oh, that's a cute concept! One CG is ready to help their little get to that next step of being a big kid, while the other wants their little baby to remain tiny forever! They better make sure they're both on the same page before they try ot start anything, otherwise that poor little is going to get some very mixed messages!

Thanks for the ask!

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very good tags from @justpottytime!

I personally voted for "potty is too complicated" - I think that there's fun to be had there!

if a little thinks that the potty is too complicated, then that means that they have the opportunity to either work hard to demystify and learn about using the potty...

or... they can remain steadfast in their belief and refuse to take in any information about this so called "potty"

it's just so complicated! to use it, not only do you have to take your pants off, you have to take your diaper off! what??? there's tapes down there, and you're expected to, what? rip them off? peel them off? ignore them and just wiggle out of your diaper???

(and that's not even going into about what happens if you're even not wearing pants! what if you're wearing a skirt??? do you take that off too?? hold it up??? does the same go for dresses??? how about if you're put in overalls??? are you just expected to know how the buttons work???? and then there's the snaps at the bottom of onesies!! and the zipper on your pajamas!!! and how do rompers even work??? you're not the one picking out your clothes, but now you're expected to figure out how to take them off?????)

okay, and then once you're undressed, you're supposed to, what, sit on the potty?? you can't even get up if your favorite cartoon is back on?? you'll miss it!! especially if the potty is placed away from the living room! or playroom!! or nursery!!!

(your diapers, meanwhile, work no matter where you are, sitting, or standing, while playing with toys, or even while laying down, wrapped in your soft and cozy sheets!!)

and, of course, there's the whole business of "recognizing when you need to go"! what does that even mean???? sometimes your diaper is dry and sometimes your diaper is wet, simple as that!

(sure, sometimes you might use it on purpose... but there's a world of difference between wetting the diaper that's already wrapped around your waist and having to get up and find a potty!)

not to mention the fact that there are so many kinds of potties out there!! some are made of plastic, some play music, some are shaped like animals, others like vehicles! and then, there are the big potties, the kinds that caregivers and bigs and all the other grownups use! those potties can be made from all kinds of material, and sometimes have water in them already, and are sometimes so low to the floor you have to squat to use them or sometimes are so tall that you need a stepstool!!!

if you somehow manage to undress yourself, find the potty and manage to sit on it, and if by some miracle you actually use it, you then have to clean yourself up!!! with paper that sometimes rips and leaves little pieces everywhere and are not the nice, clean wipes that get you all clean!!

and there's that terrible, terrible noise they make!!! caregivers say that it's just "flushing" but it's just so loud! and you're expected to do that every time you use it!!! or else all the bigs around you get upset and chide you for forgetting!!

(speaking of forgetting, you better not forget to wash your hands before you leave the bathroom!! with soap and everything!!! or else you also get yelled at!!)

and then you somehow have to put your clothes back on, just the way your caregiver dressed you!!

it's just so many steps and so many things to remember 😩 not like diapers, which are oh so easy in comparison - your caregiver puts it on, they check it sometimes, and when you need a new one, they can change you, pretty much anywhere in fact, and all you have to do is not wiggle too much! 😌

the potty, it's just so complicated - not like the simple, convenient diaper <3

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The urgency hits you out of nowhere. You’ve got to go potty bad.

You run to your plastic potty, grabbing your crotch. You were so busy playing that you didn’t realize how bad it was. Now you’re trying desperately not to have an accident. You make it to the potty, pulling down your pull-up. You carefully sit on the potty, snd start to pee, listening to the loud hiss of it hitting the plastic.

You realize, too quickly, that the potty is almost full. You force yourself to stop just as daddy comes in to see.

He’s so proud of you for making it to the potty. I didn’t finish, you want to say, I still need to go, but you can’t bring yourself to say the words. So you pull your pull-up back up, and shuffle back out to the playroom while daddy empties the potty.

You feel a little better, thankfully. You decide to wait a little bit, and then you’ll go back to the potty to finish. Daddy brings you more juice and asks you to drink it.

So you do. And then you get back to playing. Before long, it sneaks up on you again. You’re painfully aware of your bladder, but try to make it to the potty. You remember though, as you’re rushing, that it couldn’t hold it all last time.

You don’t have much time to worry about it though. Before you can get there, a hot stream of piss escapes into your pull-up.

Nonononono, you think, but it’s too late.

You freeze, listening to the hiss of your pee filling your pull-up, feeling the hot shame as it swells inside the thin padding, traveling up to your tummy. You feel wetness on your skin and you gasp, realizing that you made your pull-up leak. A puddle forms beneath you.

You finally finish. Daddy is here and he’s watching. He grabs hold of your squishy pull-up and gives it a squeeze, sending a fresh wave of rivulets down your legs.

He chuckles to himself as he tells you he’s going to change you. He puts you back in a diaper.

Clearly, you’re not quite big enough for the potty.

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Leaking through pull-ups is so cute and embarrassing

Like it’s embarrassing enough that you need special undies because you can’t always make it to the potty just yet.

But leaking a pull-up is so embarrassing!!! Because either your such a heavy wetter that pull-ups can’t catch all your tinkles, or you’re so tiny that you can’t tell if you’re wet until you’re leaking, or you’re such a leaky little baby that you can’t hold your peepee for very long so your bladder releases often!

Yeeeees, this is adorable! It's just so babyish, you're already in protection, but at least its kinda big-kid protection, somewhat - only for just in case, right? But then you go and prove just how much you need it, soaking it until it leaks! What if the CGs start thinking that pull-ups aren't enough protection for you...

Thanks for the ask!

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something that always kind of takes me out of a scenario is when it's too unrealistic, and nothing is a better example than someone who wets their overalls because they can't undo the buttons. overall buttons are purposefully not hard to open... I just have trouble imagining how someone could struggle with it.

so with that in mind: imagine a middle who gets dressed in overalls for the day, and ends up wetting them on purpose. if they're sitting down somewhere when they start to go, their pee might travel all the way up the front, wetting their shirt and puddling under their butt as the crotch gets soaked. CG doesn't see kiddo pee their pants that often, but they seem to be really enjoying it this time.

or maybe they run to the potty, only to pee themselves in front of the toilet. kiddo says they had trouble with their buttons as an excuse, but really they just wanted to pee in their overalls because they like it... so when they got into the bathroom, they just stood still, facing the toilet, and let it out. CG lets them go potty by themselves like a big kid, so they had time to just stand there peeing. feeling their stream welling up in the crotch and seeping out of their underwear, warm urine dribbling down their legs... they just stand still, and go in their pants for a little over a minute... fabric getting heavier and wetter, puddle creeping out across the floor... kiddo gets done peeing and stands there dripping, until CG taps on the door and asks if they're okay in there. CG didn't hear any toilet water splashing... "can I open the door?" they ask.

kiddo says "sure" and looks bashful as CG peeks in and sees that their little clearly wet themselves. "oh, honey... did you have a little accident?" CG asks. kiddo shifts their feet in the pee puddle they're standing in. their accident wasn't really "little" at all.

As much as I understand how someone could struggle with the buttons on overalls, I can also see where you're coming from - and this is a fun scenario! Overalls are a perfect excuse for a middle to have a pretend 'accident' that they can enjoy, without CG finding out that it was more of an on-purpose! Or maybe they can tell, CGs know these things...

Thanks for the ask!

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Thoughts on training pants? (And wetting them?)

Embarrassing in all the best ways! You clearly can't be trusted to wear completely grown-up underwear, there's too much risk of dribbles and leaks while you run to the potty, so you need a little bit of padding in your underwear to catch it... But at the same time, if you fully wet those training pants, there's NO hiding it! They aren't designed to catch a whole bladder's worth, so you're gonna end up just as soaked as you would in big kid undies! And quite possibly get put in something a little thicker...

Thanks for the ask!

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what's your opinion on accidentally wetting on the floor when you're trying to make it to the bathroom and are taking off your pants?

Love it! So close, the toilet is literally RIGHT there, you've practically already made it!... Except you haven't, because riiiiight at the last minute your body betrays you, and now the floor is getting drenched anyway! So perfectly embarrassing...

Thanks for the ask!

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Little with a musical potty that they absolutely adore. It has rainbows on it, and a much nicer flush sound than the big toilet, it’s perfect. Until it isn’t.

One day Little goes to use their potty like usual only instead of the music playing a horribly scary noise happens. They jump up from the potty and run back to Cg leaving a trail of pee pee behind them wailing about a monster in their potty. Cg is very confused but agrees to check it out after they get little changed into some clean bottoms.

A quick investigation shows that there’s no monster in the potty it just needs new batteries, an easy fix. What’s not easy is convincing Little that there’s no monster and it’s safe to use their potty again. Little is convinced there’s a monster and vows to never use the potty again. Cg thinks they just need time and decides to wait it out.

After a day of desperation, tears, and multiple accidents Cg has to come up with a new plan. The next time they see Little doing the pee pee dance they scoop them up and carry them off to the bathroom. Little wails and screams the whole way there and immediatley tries to get up when Cg sets them on the potty. Cg stops them and tells Little to just go and if a monster does try to get them then Cg will stop it.

Little is skeptical and sits wiggling and scared on the potty while Cg just watches. Eventually they can’t wait any longer and their pee pee just pours out of them. They’re prepared for the scary noise but it doesn’t happen, the nice music they’re used to plays. Little looks up at Cg in shock, tears drying immediately, and let’s the relief of finally going potty and knowing they’re safe overtake them. As soon as they’re done they jump up and press the little handle that plays the flush noise and turn to Cg very proud.

Little: I went potty! And there was no monster!!

Cg: that’s right! Think you can start using the potty again?

Little: Uh huh

Little washes their hands and goes back to playing and Cg makes a note to check the batteries in the potty regularly.

Oh goodness, what a day this little one has had! Their special super-cool potty suddenly has a MONSTER in it - no fair! Only the dumb grown-up potty is supposed to have monsters! Even when CG fixes it, it's still too scary... What if the monster snuck back while no-one was looking? It was good thinking on CG's part to stay with their little one while they went potty the next time, CGs are expert monster catchers! Luckily though, those skills aren't needed - the potty's safe again! No more accidents!

Thanks for the ask!

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A and B are both Littles and B is coming over to A’s to play. The second the door is open A grabs B by the hand and drags them to the bathroom. In the bathroom A proudly shows off their new training potty. It plays music when they use it and has a little handle that plays a flush noise and then the victory music. A sits on the potty trying to make a little wee to show B the music, still talking about their potty training all the while.

All this potty talk is making B feel very squirmy and funny. It’s not until A gets up after having not made any wee and pushes the little flusher that B realizes they need to tinkle. They’re a little embarrassed at asking to use their friends potty and can’t quite get the words out but their wriggling gives them away.

A: B has to potty?

B nods still squirming around. A ushers them towards the potty and after a bit they get B’s bottoms out of the way and B sits on the potty. But they can’t go, they can feel their tinkle right on the edge of coming out but they’re too embarrassed. Seeing their friend struggle A gets an idea to do something Cg does for them when they can’t go. They go to the sink and turn the faucet on full blast.

That’s enough to tip the scale and B starts going wee wee right away. It feels so good and they almost forget the potty plays music when it’s being used. The music is cool they decide. When they finish A turns off the sink and begins calling for Cg because B made potty and they get a sticker now.

Despite being embarrassed B decides they like A’s musical potty, maybe they should get one.

Oh this is ADORABLE, little friends helping each other potty train is so precious!!!! A is all excited because their new potty is the coolest and they wanna show off every feature, but their body doesn't have any tinkles to let out right now! Luckily B's body does - it has lots of tinkles! But getting them to come out in front of someone is a bit harder, B is probably a more shy baby as it is... Luckily it's nothing some running water can't fix! Oh, CG will be so proud of little B, I'm sure! And now B definitely wants a potty like this for themselves!

Thanks for the ask!