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Mood.

beingcally: xcyst: being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly...

beingcally:

xcyst:

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

from thyroid-hypothyroidism http://ift.tt/2kezBln via https://www.youtube.com/user/ThyroidAdvice/playlists

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anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

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this is making me delirious. I want to cry every time I read this

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Sniper probably got his first assassination job at like 17 like

“How much do you charge”

Sniper: “I dunno. Twenty”

“Ok, 20,000 that’s reasonable”

Sniper, who was straight up about to kill some guy for twenty bucks:

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can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags. 

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loaded an older save. would be nice to know what the fuck was i up to

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*puts you in my inventory*

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MCU guide to introductions

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lotr cast commentary

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This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

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driving gloves are so slutty and for what. that hole in the back of the glove? that's the boob window for the back of your hand.

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I used to keep mixing up the Overwatch and Undertale tags, but now I know better

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Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…