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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

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getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

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have there been any stories with poorly written women in them

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I love corporate memphis art ❤️❤️

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"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"

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all I really do these days

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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation