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The Struggles of Being a Human Burrito

Hey, fellow humans! Let's talk about the daily struggles of being a human burrito. 🌯

1. The eternal battle with gravity: No matter how tightly you wrap yourself in a blanket, it always finds a way to unravel and expose your vulnerable burrito parts. It's like gravity has a personal vendetta against our cozy existence.

2. The art of rolling: Trying to roll yourself up in a blanket like a burrito is an Olympic sport. You start with a graceful tuck, but end up looking like a tangled mess of limbs. Who knew burrito-ing could be so complicated?

3. The struggle to escape: Ever tried to get out of a blanket burrito in a hurry? It's like trying to break free from a straightjacket made of fabric. You wriggle, you squirm, and you end up face-planting on the floor. Mission failed, burrito.

4. The accidental roll-off: You're all wrapped up, feeling cozy and secure, when suddenly you roll off the bed like a clumsy burrito. Gravity strikes again! It's like the universe is conspiring to keep us from enjoying our burrito dreams.

5. The burrito envy: Seeing your pet comfortably curled up in a blanket burrito, looking all cute and content, while you struggle to achieve the perfect wrap is just unfair. Why can't we be as effortlessly burrito-like as our furry friends?

6. The burrito cravings: Being a human burrito makes you crave actual burritos. It's like your body is trying to tell you, "Hey, you're wrapped up like a delicious Mexican treat, why not indulge in the real thing?" It's a constant battle between comfort and hunger.

7. The burrito identity crisis: After spending so much time wrapped up like a burrito, you start questioning your own identity. Are you a human or a burrito? Can you be both? Is this the secret to life? Deep thoughts, my friends.

So, fellow human burritos, let's embrace our struggles, laugh at our mishaps, and remember that being wrapped up like a burrito is a privilege not everyone gets to experience. Stay cozy, stay delicious! 🌯✨

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"The Hilarious Misadventures of Fred the Clown"

In a land of laughter and silly glee,

I'll spin a tale that will make you tee-hee.

With words that dance and jokes that rhyme,

Prepare yourself for a hilarious time!

Once upon a time, in a town so small,

Lived a man named Fred, who was quite tall.

But his height was not the funny part,

It was his clumsiness that stole the heart.

Fred would trip on his own two feet,

And stumble into people he'd meet.

He'd slip on banana peels with flair,

And fall into fountains without a care.

One day, Fred decided to try his luck,

And join a circus, just for a buck.

He practiced juggling balls and knives,

But ended up hitting himself in the thighs.

The circus director, a stern old chap,

Said, "Fred, you're a disaster, a total mishap!

But I have an idea, something quite grand,

You'll be the clown, the funniest in the land!"

So Fred put on a red nose and baggy pants,

And entertained crowds with his silly dance.

He'd trip and fall, and make faces so strange,

That even the elephants would start to change.

The audience roared with laughter and cheer,

As Fred's antics brought them joy, loud and clear.

He'd slip on banana peels with a grin,

And make everyone's sides split, from within.

But Fred's clumsiness wasn't just an act,

He genuinely stumbled, that's a fact.

And even when he tried to be serious and calm,

He'd end up causing chaos and alarm.

So if you ever see a tall, clumsy guy,

Tripping and falling, reaching for the sky,

Remember Fred, the clown with a knack,

For making us laugh, and never looking back.

For in a world that can sometimes be tough,

We all need a Fred, to remind us to laugh.

So embrace the silly, the goofy, and absurd,

And let laughter be the medicine that's preferred!

Christopher Todd Drummond

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"Unleashing Dreams: A Graduation Poem for My Daughter"

Oh, my dear daughter, how time has flown,

From the day you were born, to now, fully grown.

Through all the ups and downs, you've persevered,

And today, my love, your graduation is here.

You've worked so hard, with dedication and grace,

Embracing challenges, never losing pace.

Through sleepless nights and endless study,

You've shown the world your true ability.

From the first day of school, with a heart full of dreams,

To this moment, where success brightly gleams.

You've blossomed and grown, like a flower in spring,

And now, my love, it's time to spread your wings.

As you step into the world, with knowledge in your hand,

Remember, my dear, you have the power to withstand.

Embrace the unknown, with courage and might,

For you are capable of reaching any height.

College has shaped you, but it's just the start,

Of a journey that's bound to touch your heart.

With every step you take, remember this truth,

That your dreams are within reach, no matter how uncouth.

So, my precious daughter, as you graduate today,

Know that I'm proud of you in every single way.

May your future be bright, filled with joy and success,

And may you always find happiness, no matter the stress.

Congratulations, my love, on this special day,

You've made it through college, in your own unique way.

Remember, my daughter, you're capable of it all,

And I'll be here, cheering you on, standing tall.

Christopher Todd Drummond

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Whispers of Eternity

In the depths of my heart, a love that burns so bright, I cannot hide.

With each other our love will abide,

It dances and flickers, like stars in the night,

Guiding me towards you, my eternal delight.

 Your smile, a beacon that lights up my soul,

With every glance, my heart becomes whole.

In your presence, time slows down its pace,

As I get lost in your face.

 Your touch, a gentle caress upon my skin,

Igniting passions that stir deep within.

With each embrace, our souls intertwine,

Creating a love that is truly divine.

 Your voice, a melody that soothes my heart,

A symphony of love that me apart.

Whispering sweet nothings, as if in a dream,

You are my muse, my love supreme.

 Together we create a world of our own,

Where and forever is known.

In this realm of ours, there is only you and me,

Bound by a love that's meant to be.

 So let us cherish this love that we know, one wild affair,

Knowing that together, we can conquer any despair.

For in this journey of love, we are one,

Forever entwined, till the setting the sun

To my beautiful Jenna,

Christopher Todd Drummond

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Fading Echoes

In the depths of heartache's embrace,

Love's flame extinguished, no trace.

Memories haunt, like a ghostly wail,

A love once cherished, now a mournful tale.

Christopher Todd Drummond

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"All That Heals: Embracing God's Grace"

In the depths of despair, when darkness prevails,

God's love shines brightest, its power never fails.

For in His embrace, we find strength and grace,

To heal a broken world, to bring light to its space.

Let love be our guide, in all that we do,

To uplift and support, to bring hope anew.

With compassion and kindness, we can mend,

The wounds of the world, and hearts that need mend.

In the face of hatred, let love be our shield,

To break down barriers, and unity reveal.

For God's love knows no boundaries or divide,

It unites us as one, in Him we confide.

Through acts of service, big and small,

We can make a difference and answer the call.

To reach out a hand, to lend an ear,

To spread God's word against every fear.

Together we stand, united as one,

Healing the world through God's love, till it's done.

Let us shine His light, in every corner and place,

And bring healing and love, by His amazing grace.

Christopher Todd Drummond