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THREE HOURS LEFT AND THIS DEAL IS GONE FOR GOOD! 👀

Look at all the everything you get:

AND stretch rewards!

30 things for $20! it's an absolute STEAL, and yet the income from this bundle is going to mean everything from car payments and medical bills to convention fees and moving costs for all these indie artists. THANK YOU SICKOS!

(promo art by jonas goonface!)

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT to woo your beloved or get out of a parking ticket with a plethora of premium porn for just $20!

21 independent adult creators, 500+ pages of sexy sexy art, comics and prose, and a whole bunch of bonus gifts unlocked by your fellow perverts! When the sale ends, THAT'S IT!

🍆🍑SICKO'S SELECTION #2!!!🍑🍆

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(promo art by jonas goonface!)

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT to woo your beloved or get out of a parking ticket with a plethora of premium porn for just $20!

21 independent adult creators, 500+ pages of sexy sexy art, comics and prose, and a whole bunch of bonus gifts unlocked by your fellow perverts! When the sale ends, THAT'S IT!

🍆🍑SICKO'S SELECTION #2!!!🍑🍆

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have you been playing my friends' incredible game? it's like if a newgrounds-era strip poker flash game was actually good and had fully rounded characters and funny dialogue and gorgeous art and a regular update pipeline adding new features constantly.

it's ACES, baby

Joker's Trip New Guest Poll #1

It's time! It's finally time! After a few months of structural updates, Joker's Trip is just about ready to welcome its first new character to the casino floor! Build-tier patrons have the honor of deciding which of these lovely ladies you'll meet at the Blackjack table. Whoever isn't picked will be put back into rotation, and may not come up again for several months. So choose wisely...

(But that said: both will eventually be added to the game!)

Patrons will have the duration of June to cast their votes as we work on the gallery update. At the end of the month we'll announce the winner, and begin working on getting her into the game! So to be clear, June's update will not add the winning character; she will be the update for July.

Anyway, without further ado, let's meet the ladies...

MEREDITH

Meredith loves collecting things that interest her--whether it's new insect specimens, or cute boys and girls. Don't let her stuffy appearance fool you, she's a soft touch and a kind heart, and in possession of the biggest, beautiful, natural... history museum in the tri-state area. If she could only keep it funded!

Cool and collected, it won't be easy to get under her skin. Or even to get to her skin--with 8 items of clothing to bet, she'll be a challenge for the most seasoned of dealers.

KIM

This mother's no gumshoe--as director of one of the largest private investigation firms in the country, it's rare she gets her own hands dirty. But after catching her husband of twenty years cheating, all bets are off. She's not here to have fun or make friends. She's only here for revenge.

Observant by habit, she knows more about the girls than they know themselves, and she's not afraid to use it to her advantage. And having been in the business as long as she has, she's got little patience for Joker and his antics. She is, as they say, too old for his shit.

Those are your options! Mommy vs MILF! Miss vs Ma'am! Who will we meet at the table?

Join the Clown Control patreon on "DA BANK" tier to vote, and to play the latest builds of our game! The winning character will not be added to the public demo.

I tried to make it as hard a choice as possible with these designs, so I can't wait to see who wins. Good luck!

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$7 BUNDLE - ONE HOUR REMAINS

FYF $7 Winter Bundle - LAST CHANCE!

A couple caught in the snow have their vows put to the test, the intimate relationship between a car and its owner blossoms into something unexpected, and a deep space researcher spends a long night in the greenhouse...

Bundle includes:

❄️🚗🌿Just one day left to grab all three for $7!

Right now you can ALSO pick up one of my most popular 18+ stories, Seeing You, along with a treasure trove of erotic comics, writing and illustration by 21 incredible indie creators in Sicko's Selection 2!

There's never been a better time to stock up on smut!

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FYF $7 Winter Bundle - LAST CHANCE!

A couple caught in the snow have their vows put to the test, the intimate relationship between a car and its owner blossoms into something unexpected, and a deep space researcher spends a long night in the greenhouse...

Bundle includes:

❄️🚗🌿Just one day left to grab all three for $7!

Right now you can ALSO pick up one of my most popular 18+ stories, Seeing You, along with a treasure trove of erotic comics, writing and illustration by 21 incredible indie creators in Sicko's Selection 2!

There's never been a better time to stock up on smut!

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FYF $7 Winter Bundle - LAST CHANCE!

A couple caught in the snow have their vows put to the test, the intimate relationship between a car and its owner blossoms into something unexpected, and a deep space researcher spends a long night in the greenhouse...

Bundle includes:

❄️🚗🌿Just one day left to grab all three for $7!

Right now you can ALSO pick up one of my most popular 18+ stories, Seeing You, along with a treasure trove of erotic comics, writing and illustration by 21 incredible indie creators in Sicko's Selection 2!

There's never been a better time to stock up on smut!

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Somehow in just over a week we've almost hit our £20k goal! 😳

We're just TWO SALES away what the hell!!!

And you guys have already unlocked three bonus pieces for everyone who bought the bundle!

what da hell!!!!

promo art by @malacandrax!

Sicko's Selection #2 is here! (18+)

The very best in indie, queer, sloppy, sexy, beautiful, body-positive, freaky, kinky, cosy, weird, contemporary erotica in one big bulging buxom bundle!

500+ pages of comics, art and prose

21 independent creators

$160+ value (!!!)

More added for everyone at each stretch goal!

ALL FOR JUST $20!

It's the perfect opportunity to plump up your 18+ library and discover new creators who know exactly how to scratch your itch.

✨GRAB THE WHOLE BUNDLE NOW!✨

For your 💸 you get access to sizzling work by...

Anderjak

Ben Mehlos

Draxoplasm

fanfi

G.C. Houle

@irisjaycomics

Jey Barnes

jojoekaki

Jon Cairns

Jonas Goonface

Nero Villagallos O'Reilly

Otava Heikkilä

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@ramlightly

Rnarccus

SAINT VAGRANT

softending

@taylor-titmouse

Vesta Zara

@wormvermin

zombieisok

...and there's more to come! For every $5000 milestone we reach, we'll add a bonus treat to the bundle for everyone!

It's a hard time to be an independent erotica creator!

That's why Sicko's Selection #2 comes directly to you from the creators, with no middlemen and no service fees (except our own voluntary contribution to itch for being stalwart 18+ hosts)!

Your support keeps this freaky little scene alive, so whether you're loading up on lewd lit yourself or just passing on the good word to your filthiest friends, THANK YOU!

❤️‍🔥 Now let's get down to some 18+ action! ❤️‍🔥

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WOOHOO! Sickos Selection #2 hit the 15k goal, which means another comic from yours truly!

Now there’s TWO of my best works in the bundle!!!

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Is there a way to purchase the Sickos Selection without supporting itchio? Thanks.

it's itch only I'm afraid

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In answer to a couple of questions I've seen:

YES this is a limited time bundle! It will only be available until june 6th! It's an opportunity for a bunch of us small creators to band together and showcase our work, to help YOU find new faves and to help us reach new audiences. It's a fantastic deal for everyone involved, and well worth picking up before it disappears.

promo art by @malacandrax!

Sicko's Selection #2 is here! (18+)

The very best in indie, queer, sloppy, sexy, beautiful, body-positive, freaky, kinky, cosy, weird, contemporary erotica in one big bulging buxom bundle!

500+ pages of comics, art and prose

21 independent creators

$160+ value (!!!)

More added for everyone at each stretch goal!

ALL FOR JUST $20!

It's the perfect opportunity to plump up your 18+ library and discover new creators who know exactly how to scratch your itch.

✨GRAB THE WHOLE BUNDLE NOW!✨

For your 💸 you get access to sizzling work by...

Anderjak

Ben Mehlos

Draxoplasm

fanfi

G.C. Houle

@irisjaycomics

Jey Barnes

jojoekaki

Jon Cairns

Jonas Goonface

Nero Villagallos O'Reilly

Otava Heikkilä

@petitemortality

@ramlightly

Rnarccus

SAINT VAGRANT

softending

@taylor-titmouse

Vesta Zara

@wormvermin

zombieisok

...and there's more to come! For every $5000 milestone we reach, we'll add a bonus treat to the bundle for everyone!

It's a hard time to be an independent erotica creator!

That's why Sicko's Selection #2 comes directly to you from the creators, with no middlemen and no service fees (except our own voluntary contribution to itch for being stalwart 18+ hosts)!

Your support keeps this freaky little scene alive, so whether you're loading up on lewd lit yourself or just passing on the good word to your filthiest friends, THANK YOU!

❤️‍🔥 Now let's get down to some 18+ action! ❤️‍🔥

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Sickos Selection #2 is live, and my oni book is part of the bundle!

Sickos Selction features over 500 pages of smutty comics, prose and art from 21 amazing creators, all for $20 USD!

It's kind of an amazing deal (genuinely, this bundle is stacked with some incredible stuff), and we've already hit the first $5000 stretch goal-- help us unlock the next one! ✨ itch.io/b/3018/sickos-selection-2 ✨

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promo art by @malacandrax!

Sicko's Selection #2 is here! (18+)

The very best in indie, queer, sloppy, sexy, beautiful, body-positive, freaky, kinky, cosy, weird, contemporary erotica in one big bulging buxom bundle!

500+ pages of comics, art and prose

21 independent creators

$160+ value (!!!)

More added for everyone at each stretch goal!

ALL FOR JUST $20!

It's the perfect opportunity to plump up your 18+ library and discover new creators who know exactly how to scratch your itch.

✨GRAB THE WHOLE BUNDLE NOW!✨

For your 💸 you get access to sizzling work by...

Anderjak

Ben Mehlos

Draxoplasm

fanfi

G.C. Houle

@irisjaycomics

Jey Barnes

jojoekaki

Jon Cairns

Jonas Goonface

Nero Villagallos O'Reilly

Otava Heikkilä

@petitemortality

@ramlightly

Rnarccus

SAINT VAGRANT

softending

@taylor-titmouse

Vesta Zara

@wormvermin

zombieisok

...and there's more to come! For every $5000 milestone we reach, we'll add a bonus treat to the bundle for everyone!

It's a hard time to be an independent erotica creator!

That's why Sicko's Selection #2 comes directly to you from the creators, with no middlemen and no service fees (except our own voluntary contribution to itch for being stalwart 18+ hosts)!

Your support keeps this freaky little scene alive, so whether you're loading up on lewd lit yourself or just passing on the good word to your filthiest friends, THANK YOU!

❤️‍🔥 Now let's get down to some 18+ action! ❤️‍🔥

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*bangs pots and pans* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, IT'S THE PORN THAT MAKES YOU CRY 🔥😭💦🍆🥵

The reception to Passing Place over the weekend has knocked me out. It's easily the most vocally positive response I've had to any FYF story yet, which means a lot because it's also the most high concept offering so far. Thank you guys for loving my weird trans car porn.

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this is exactly what it feels like btw

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quick two questions: was the moniker "Fuck You Friday" inspired by achewood, and if so will you ever do an 18+ achewood parody novel for the series

oh my god I truly never made this connection. I think subconsciously it must have been.

I'm not good enough to parody achewood anyway, how can any of us measure up to the freestyle sapphic erotica contest arc

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FYF 13: Beastly Things (18+)

Preorder now for $3

Francis Kelly has a horror of rats. They scratch inside the walls at night and thump beneath the floorboards when he walks into a room. Just the knowledge that they're near gnaws his nerves to shreds. Unfortunately he's recently moved into an old country cottage where the beastly things are a fact of life.

So it should be good news that the village has its very own ratcatcher. Even better news for the impoverished poet is that he's rugged, handsome, and dirt cheap. More than cheap, in fact. The fellow offered to rid his house of the buggers for free.

What could possibly be the catch...?

Will release in EPUB and PDF format, with a cover by the pied piper of porn @taylor-titmouse!

Planned Content:

Transformation

Monsterfucking

Fear arousal

Closeted characters / implied homophobia

Lots of rats. Obviously.

🐀🐀Preorder for $3 on itch! 🐀🐀

This is the twelfth in the Fuck Yourself Friday series of queer-friendly, body-positive shorts. New stand-alone erotic stories are (usually) released on the last Friday of every month.

FYF 1: Go Fuck Yourself

FYF 2: Shrinking Violet

FYF 3: Meatheads

FYF 4: Lucky Little Lunatics

FYF 5: Old Dog, New Trick

FYF 6: Seeing You

FYF 7: Break and Enter

FYF 8: Bodysnatched

FYF 9: Sangfroid

FYF 10: Don't Unwrap 'til Christmas

FYF 11: Passing Place

FYF 12: X-Breed

Or get stories 10-12 as a bundle for $7 until the end of May!

These stories contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences.

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Schedule update

As I mentioned on here recently, my 'real' life has taken a turn for the busy and chaotic lately. Not to be a huge bummer on my lighthearted porn account, but in the last two months alone three family members have been in and out of hospital for cancer treatment, we lost a family pet, my flat was infested with rats, and now I'm looking at potential eviction (unrelated to the rats or to the unsafe drinking water, which is another funny story).

The point is, it's been hard to find time to write. And when there is time to write, it's hard to get into a remotely sexy headspace. I truly don't know how long all of this will go on, or whether it will get better with time or...well.

I love writing these stories, and I adore the audience they've built up. I have another full year of stories planned and outlined, and I intend to publish them all. The schedule might just be kind of wonky for a while. Publications won't necessarily be once a month, and they may or may not align with the last Fridays. I'm going to keep doing what I can when I can, and I hope you stick with me while we figure it out.

That's all. Thank you. 🧡