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I knew, conceptually, as a teen that adults didn't have life any better figured out than young people

I failed to realize that would mean I wouldn't have life figured out as an adult....

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my local library is doing a summer reading bingo for grown up peoples! <3 any recs?

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Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

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Curious. The AI seems to know that I, as a human, am experiencing the year 2025. That we, collectively, are in the year 2025. But "it" is not 2025. What is this it? I know it's not 2025, but that leaves a lot of possibilities....

they spent billions on this

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and then there's me who when (today) some dude gave me shit about wearing a mask I told him to shut up and he called me rude so i flipped him off. excessively.

so in case anyone is worried, there's still plenty of traffic on the low road

this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

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i will not start a new Skyrim playthrough. A new Skyrim playthrough is the time killer. A new Skyrim playthrough is the little death that brings nothing of consequence

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chef's kiss

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Neo-Twiny Jam 2025

Returning for a third edition! Still fundraising for LGBTQ+ organisations! Come make a Tiny Game for charity!

The Neo Twiny Jam is an Interactive Fiction Jam with one rule:

Don't write more than 500 words.

Any type of Interactive Fiction is welcome, from any kind of IF system/format, regardless of genre/theme.

You are not limited to Twine only. Use any program you want as long as the output is interactive fiction.

NSFW content is acceptable (NSFW themes must be clearly indicated in the submission).

Sounds, graphics and code are not included in the word count.

No AI/LLM generated content, incl. game cover/title card.

No Hate/Spam submissions.

You must credit any asset used.

The Neo Twiny Jam will run from June 1st 2025 (12:00 AM/00:00 EST) to June 30th 2025 (12:00 AM/00:00 PST).

This Jam is unranked.

The inspiration for this jam comes from Porpentine's Twiny jam, which ran in 2015. During the original three-week jam, creators were asked to submit a Twine game with no more than 300 words.

Like the previous years, I will be matching the number of entries into a donation to an LGBTQ+ charity - Trevor Project and SAGE. Please contact us if you would like to donate as well.

Join the Jam!

We will track entries on Tumblr with the #neotwinyjam, but you can also tag @neointeractives/@neo-twiny-jam!

Join the Neo-Interactive Discord 

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I'm working on a new interactive fiction piece that I will (iwilliwillwill) finish for IF Comp this year. My notes begin with "this is the story we'll be obfuscating"

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This lil guy was the first pixel art animation I did. They've even been in a few games.

And here's my current little friend! Wonder what kind of adventures they'll get up to

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Credit to: user

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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woooo! <3

Hi everyone,

This was a long time coming (actually, it's 6 months late... waves at things) but The Trials and Tribulations of Edward Harcourt is FINALLY COMPLETE!

Chapter 5 and 6, along with the 5 different Epilogues have been added to the game. So you can now discover what sordid affair was happening in the depths under Castle Garbuie.

Will you save the day? Will you perish in your trials? Only your choices will tell!

PLAY THE FINAL CHAPTERS!

Along with the additional chapters, there have been changes in the back end code (due partly to the SugarCube update and to the update). There are still a few things I'd like to implement (Achievements, QoL and accessibility, etc...), so while the story is complete, this is technically an OPEN BETA.

The update includes:

a New Game+ function (to unlock a hidden option)

a Character Randomiser (for Chapter 1)

and a Discord (for bugs and feedback)!

For the full breakdown, check the dev log on itch:

Enjoy!

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Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.