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tiny neil. what would you do.

no you're not allowed to chuck him across the room or planet

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had a nightmare so bad i woke up gasping and crying for real lmao

like this what i put neil josten through? im so sorry neil ajskdkd

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Memes the Trojans would use once Jean got added to the group chat

Part 1 of 2 ---- Part 2 - Memes Jean would use once he’s added to the group chat

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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i don't have a 5 year plan or career plan or life plan. if i go find this treasure i'll never have to worry about rent again. easy money

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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people in Gaza are feeling crushed after the ceasefire between Israel and Iran. They got a ceasefire after 12 days

Gaza’s been bleeding for 626 days, 56077 killed mostly women and children, and every day, around 100 people are dying just trying to get aid

if the world paid half as much attention to Gaza as it did to Tehran and Tel Aviv if people pressured like they did, then this genocide would have ended too

talk about Gaza

don’t go quiet now

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jeremy’s boyfriend privileges are gonna know no bounds. to the point where everyone’s gonna be envious. like jean’s gonna eviserate the rest of the team on court but no notes for jeremy, he’s doing perfect. the only person jean posts on social media. the only one jean will willingly call for hours and text everyday. jeremy has a monopoly on all of jean’s kisses and hugs and cuddles and touches. when jean’s cooking, he’ll make sure to not add anything that jeremy doesn’t like to eat. jeremy can wear his clothes and use his locker and drink from his water bottle. jeremy’s spot in every room is jean’s lap. jean will walk jeremy to class and wait for him until he’s done. jeremy can kiss his knuckles and his forehead and his palm and his fingers and his eyelids with no repercussions. jeremy can fall asleep on his shoulder on the bus or with his head in his lap on the sofa and jean will just lightly run his hands thru his hair. jeremy will ask for something and jean will say yes, no questions asked. jeremy says please lets take a break from practice and exy and go to the beach and jean is like. ok. get in the car lets go. someone else suggests the beach and jean is like if you spent half as much time on the court as you did on the beach then maybe you’d be better at exy. the passenger seat of his motorcycle is reserved for jeremy and jeremy only. jeremy can tug at his pinky or brush his hair away from his face or put a hand at the small of his back and jean will lean into the touch. anyone else who tries any of these things is given a glare and an expertly worded, extra descriptive insult. he’s soft with jeremy in a way he isn’t with other people and they’ll finally see how tender and gentle jean moreau is with the things he loves.

(and honourable mention to catlaila bc they 10000% have bestie privileges)

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my personal jeremy headcanons because i miss him SO MUUUUCH and he deserves all the love in the world.

he has freckles EVERYWHERE. he hates mushrooms. he can dance really well. he sleeps with his mouth open & drools. he uses emoticons not emojis. he's a leg bouncer when nervous. he can throw a mean punch. he's killed every plant he's tried to keep. jean's lap is his favourite seat. he runs really warm when he sleeps. he's so star fish sleeper, foot hanging off the bed coded. he loves lazily sleepy morning sex. he's a cuddler. he can never be caught in all black - he'll wear bright coloured socks to combat it as long as he knows there's a splash of colour. he's an excellent kisser. his face is way more expressive than he'd ever realise. he's a messy crier. his smell combo is coconut and vanilla. he likes to dig his feet deep into the sand and feel it between his toes. he never has to brush his hair, it annoyingly falls perfectly into place. he sings in the shower. he has messy handwriting. he's bad at math. exceptionally BAD. he's never surfed before but if he tried i know he'd be good at it. he's really good at eating and driving. jean thinks it's a bad habit that he should kick but jeremy doesn't listen. he pouts. HE POUTS. he has annoyingly soft hands (it's unfair but jean loves them, he likes to trace the lines on jeremy's palms). he's such a gross boy sometimes he'll smell his clothes to determine if they need a wash or not (this is after he moves out with jean and has to learn how to do chores like a normal human and not a pampered white boy). if he can't make anything to eat he'll just eat cereal. he bites into ice cream and never gets brain freeze. blowjob KING!!! when he's older he'll need to wear reading glasses and he likes the super old fashioned ones with thick frames. he's a generous tipper. he's the annoying "feet on the dashboard" passenger. he loves being called "jean's boyfriend". he's a jealous little bean that WILL introduce himself as "the boyfriend" if someone is getting too close to his man. he's not ticklish at ALL & it's very weird (contradicting my last post it's fine). he's a "sit on the floor" guy and loves a good fluffy rug. he'd be one of those kids that always had scrapes and bruises bc he'd be falling all over the place, off trees, off bikes, you name it. leaf eater as a kid! he likes to steal laila's scented body oils and perfume oils. his favourite flavour of ice cream is vanilla (basic ass bit-). if he sits next to you on a couch he will stick his feet under your thighs. when he smiles he looks like his grandma. when jean tells him this he almost cries.

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i literally just need 0.02 to reach honors bc I've been stuck at 8.4 since like third semester of uni and i need 8.5 to get honors AND IM AF 8.43 RIGHT NOW i literally just need to get to 8.45 to get that thing rounded to 8.5 but IM STUCK and honestly i doubt being able to get that 8.5 before graduation despite the fact that i have 3 and a half years left

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise