🦐 Traumagenic sys, bodily 22 🦐 👻 No syscourse, just be nice 👻
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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#seriously this gets used against me more than it should be....#even just talking about characters i can say “oh this character is confirmed aroace#im aroace and uncomfy with how much nsfw i see of them“#and people take that as me saying aroaces cant have sex.....#like no??? that's a whole different sentence#and then they get all pissy like BUT THEY CAN STILL HAVE SEX!!1!1!1!!#like yes i fucking know they can... im an aroace too im just saying why is there SO much porn of aroace confirmed characters#but whatever ig since im only demi romantic and grey ace my opinion was never valid#hell yeah to the aroace people who do this stuff plenty... i spend plenty of time yearning about wanting a partner!#i just hate seeing this point used AGAINST aroace people who dont#or in my case me when i am in a mood where the content grosses me out and tired of seeing aroace characters get extremely sexualized#just because they pull this out like a “ha gottem” literally everytime
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REGULUS PUTTING HER AUTISTICS UP AGAINST EACH OTHER LIKE A FUCKING POKEMON BATTLE 😭 😭
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try
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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025
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