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Things only in Mirai Nikki

• Only 12 people from the whole world are playing a game that destroyes the whole humanity • A female character calls her lover 50 times in each episode ("Yukkii!") • The first opening has the German numbers but the rest doesn't make sense • Only 1 fat character appears in the whole series • Yukkii • It's totally normal that a 14 year old, pink-haired girl lives alone without any water and electricity and is able to go to school • No character in any anime is as much Yandere as Yuno • Every boy loves the same girl but the girl loves the most hated boy in school? • AkIsE's StOrY • When people say "Anime is for kids.", you can basically show them the first episode • Basically every character has a dark secret/history except for the main character • Has no German dub even though it has the most fans there • The 14 year old, pink-haired girl digged a 10 feet hole in her own garden •YuKkIi • A 14 year old has bigger books than a 30 year old • WhO nEeDs PaReNtS • It's also totally normal that the 14 year old, pink-haired girl is capable of killing people, knock people out, think super intelligent and logical and survive explosions insider her school when she's in the middle of it • YUKKII • The door

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SIMPLE ELABORATE PLANS

England: China gave you a pill. Where is it?

America: I have the pill in the till.

England: Where is the wine for Germany?

America: It is here in this jug.

England: The pill contains a drug.

America: The pill in the till?

England: Take it and put it in there.

America: Put the drug in the jug?

France: *Comes in with some Gateau* We nearly forgot the most important thing.

America: Oh, my God! The Gateau from the Chateau!

England: What about the Gateau from the Chateau?

America: It contains a bomb!!!

England: A bomb in the Gateau from the Chateau???

America: It's to blow up Germany! You mustn't let anyone light that fuse.

England: But where is the fuse?

America: It is the candle with the handle.

England: You do not need to kill Germany, we have already arranged to kill Germany... Do you not see? That if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the Gateau from the Chateau!

America: Simple plots are always the best.

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Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

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True love

Yoosung: It's dark... I'm scared...

707: Don't worry. *stomps feet*

707: *his sketchers begin to blink*

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Discussion

Jaehee: Manga!

MC: Anime!

Yoosung: Manga!

Zen: Anime!

Jumin: Manga!

707: Hentai!

MC:

Jaehee:

Yoosung:

Zen:

Jumin:

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Day 8 💌

Q: Favourite Episode? A: Well, it's really hard to decide... But I think I like the last Episode of book of circus most. It was so sad, I almost cried. :')

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Sebastian: Do you want to be the sun of my life?~

Grell: *tears of joy* Oh my God yes!

Sebastian: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

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Day 7 🌅

Q: Favourite quote from any character? A: "There are only two types of persons in this world. Those who steal and those who are stolen from." - Ciel Phantomhive, Book of Circus

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Sebastian: I'm simply one hell of a B-

Ciel: -itch

Sebastian:

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Day 6 🏹

Q: Notp? A: Elizabeth x Ciel tbh ^^; i mean, I hate Lizzy she's kinda annoying and also... Ciel belongs to Sebby 🌝

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Day 5 💦

Q: OTP? A: It's definitely Sebaciel. I mean, we all know you love Sebastian, Ciel. 🌝

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Day 4 🏮

Q: Favourite unhuman character? A: Sebastian Michaelis. Do I have to say more? He's just too hawt. (GIF by @narumi)

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Yuno is Queen~ (GIF made by me)

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prettier

today in PE class i was wearing something very tight and one of my classmates touched my stomach and said “ damn, look at how skinny you are, you should eat something” ~ i’ve never felt this pretty. one hour later the whole class was talking about how skinny i’ve gotten again, even my teachers asked me if i’m alright and i’m making my parents have sleepless nights - i feel sorry for them but with every single one of their worries i feel prettier.

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Day 3 🌸

Q: Favourite Human character? A: Well, it’s hard to decide… I don’t have an specific favourite human character, but I love Ciel, Alois and Beast. 😄 (GIF from @lacuna-matata)

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Same

the crunchy sound villagers make when they walk in snow reblog if you agree

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This is so amazing 😥