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Why so sexy if so dumb/ and how survive the earth this long?

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#officiallylocked #itsnotclockingtoyouthatimstandingonbusiness

Time to lock in and rewatch Strange New Worlds

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Tell me why I had to sit through the entirety of “Say No to This” from Hamilton today sitting between my two coworkers who are having an affair.

Nobody needs to know…

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star wars + taylor swift lyrics (2/?) ↳ SHEEV PALPATINE + MASTERMIND

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easily one of my favorite things about TOS is that they just use the same three songs played at different tempos with different instruments and call it a soundtrack

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Trying to enjoy Star Trek Beyond and my mother pleasantly comments that “both of those guys have enormous nostrils” in reference to Bones and Spock.

what can I say mom? Literally what :/

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I fucking love it when Kirk is explaining the concept of love to an alien whose never heard of it before. Meanwhile it hard cuts to Spock literally doing the exact same things that Kirk just described as love.

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"Captain, my tricorder is reading dangerous levels of "Right Foot to Yellow" on this planet".

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Nothing is funnier to me than where Captain Pike gets his ingredients for all the meals he makes. We all know he cooks things himself, so he must start with raw ingredients.

But where do the ingredients come from? In all likelihood, a replicator.

Pike: Computer, let’s do one rack of raw ribs, a 16 ounce package of uncooked Barilla spaghetti, 14 Roma tomatoes, three heads of organic broccoli, two pasteurized raw eggs, and one stick of unsalted butter.

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Aquarium date!! And Bones hates third-wheeling!

Kirk: (to Spock) That thing’s mouth must be like 6 times the size of my head!

Spock: Although their mouths are large, a whale shark’s throat is scarcely bigger than the human quarter.

Kirk: Woah!?! So it couldn’t eat me?

Bones: (under his breath) I wish it would.

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Just the boys being correspondents, pen pals, or love letter writers to each other on their home planets <3

I’m still getting a feel for digital art, but this was fun to make and I’m happy with my progress so far!

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Star Trek is like “Jim was a maverick! A real rebel without a cause!”

While in TOS Jim is constantly just throwing out regulations in order to bamboozle people. He and Spock get along so well because they both love malicious compliance

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sure yeah this was a sweet scene and all but someone tell me why Christine Chapel left A MARK ON SPOCK’S NECK!!! just look at that print!!

like damn girl loosen your grip!

medics cause no harm but she def cut off some of that sweet green blood flow

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Jim is one of those people who are like insanely strong for their size so he just runs with crew members on his back like it’s no problem

yeeee!! Whenever someone on the away team gets injured and cannot walk he'll be the first to offer to carry them!! <33

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When Paul Wesley's kirk smiles it doesn't reach his eyes and I love the level of psychopathy that emanates off of him in these moments

Kirk: you thinking of retiring?

Pike: haha no

Kirk: give me this fucking ship