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basket-of-loquats · 4 months ago
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I headcanon kremy as a lightweight. Sure he’s spent his spent his life around booze in the casinos and gamblers dens and what not, but personally he’s always preferred a sensible cigarette over any other kind of substance, and he only drinks very casually or when someone important offers him a toast and it’s rude to say no. It doesn’t take much to get him drunk, and when he is, his carefully constructed suave persona is ruined and he becomes a giddy mess, slurring with an accent so thick that people can’t even tell what he’s saying. Idk idk I just think it’s cute the amount of times he fails the constitution saving throw even when he hasn’t had that much to drink esp compared to the other members
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deserthusbands · 1 year ago
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judge: and does the defendant have any special requests?
cody: death penalty.
obi-wan, from the gallery: cody, it’s just a parking ticket.
cody, whispering into the mic: please kill me.
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pictured-as-perfect · 9 months ago
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that one twitter trend. top 10 flour wars
uncropped under cut
rt > likes :sob:
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theshadowyalchemist · 7 months ago
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when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs (positivity is cool!!) :)
oooh this is gna be fun!
Closer
Slippery Slope
俺は究極怠慢主義者!!
Una Furtiva Lagrima/ Somebody To Love
Santa Fe
(Not in order but these are some of my favourites!)
Also icba to send it to ppl so i'm js gna tag 5 people :)
@thatboleyngirl77 @astroosamu @ineedmorevat7kinmylife @imanalbertross @ognicho
Love all you guys and sorry for annoying you :)
Leo xxx
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your-only-sunshine1999 · 4 months ago
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Lena and Lexus (oc) when Thad and Ash kissed while bar hopping (they had their backs turn and I’m just a girl)
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schumigrace · 12 days ago
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I've spent the past 2 weeks pretending to work on a project and I've come into the office and finished the whole thing in less than 4 hours . I'll still say I'm more productive at home tho
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mossyrobins · 30 days ago
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a cold fear just washed over me that people i know irl could find this blog and attribute it to me
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trying to beat the witchcraft allegations but there’s literally an altar hidden in one of my drawers and protective runes written out on my wrist
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whimsymosaic · 6 months ago
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Sorry I haven’t posted a new comic yet- I will! I’ve just had my drama exam AND I’ve been making these Christmas cards for little sister’s Christmas fair. So here’s these at least (lot of characters snuck in there) 💙
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phasers-on-sun · 1 year ago
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Tell me why I had to sit through the entirety of “Say No to This” from Hamilton today sitting between my two coworkers who are having an affair.
Nobody needs to know…
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sockssketchingshack · 10 months ago
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"meet me at the hotel room."
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a-roach-in-the-limelight · 1 year ago
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this is the pinnacle of character design
in a totally unrelated note, I’ve been super into hollow knight again
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communistfries · 1 year ago
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I love 2 post things at weird times of day when no one is on and then. Delete them. Because i realize it was bad
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tasianicolebooks1984 · 1 year ago
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Pidgeon Pagonis discovered they were intersex after years of secrets and lies. : NPR
Pidgeon Pagonis NPR Interview.
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grimmzmoth · 1 year ago
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What did you do!!!!!???? I SAW THAT REBLOG
SHHHHHH
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d0rky-0utfits · 2 years ago
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Me right now realizing something about one of my ships
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